Dunno what drugs you've been on for the last few months, but you're starting to make me sympathise with BK33...

His statement was sarcastic... He even ticked the fucking sarcasm box for the visual cue that some people actually need to stop them going off half cocked.

edit: Hrm, dunno if quotes pick up on the sarcasm check box (said vs said jokingly) but they are different, unsure of timing but guess he ticked it after the fact to make the context clear (but seriously, who couldn't figure out that was a joke?!?).

Seriously Newt, you are the one being trollish and antagonistic here. More to the point, we see police brutality vids and you're all over them (justifiably), why can't we have some vids where the cops are being part of the community, fostering good spirit and showing that they are, for the most part, regular human beings just like the rest of us?

Call it "community engagement" if you need to. You think the police don't spend millions every year trying to fix up their public image? Something like this going viral is probably worth many times whatever actual time was spent making it. Well it would be if nitpicking whiners weren't losing their shit over it.

Seriously mate, you used to be cool but you're turning in to a bit of a wanker.

This is not PictureSift.

But seriously, it's a bit haunting as the artist animated it. I like it.

Uh... that's not a crush, that's infatuation.


...but seriously, what you do with the information is up to you. Just because they're out of your league, doesn't mean you stop. It's just more work.

I don't entirely know whats up with this... but i'm always game for celebrating of one of my favorite sifters... but seriously!... what took you so long?

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The server is on fire!

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I agree with 99% of the examples, but there is one glaring error. Katinka Hosszu was the swimmer from Hungary and the commentary was quite valid. She swam in the 2012 Olympics and did very poorly. She asked her boyfriend at the time to replace the swimming coach she had been with since college. After he took over as her coach and changed her regimen, she destroyed her competition in the World Cup and her dominance carried over to this Olympics.

He is now her husband, but seriously he deserves credit for turning her into a better swimmer in competition. Other than that, I fully agree that the video is quite accurate.

Ha. Like it.

But seriously, your best friend in that situation is a battery powered impact gun.

I usually enjoy RJ stuff but this was just sorta... crap...

And I know it's odd to pick out one suspension of disbelief failure, but seriously, if your brakes go out, turn off the fucking car and it will stop...

@notarobt

Ok... so after watching your clip... i have to ask. You seriously watched that and went... Oh yeah!... thats legit!... Really?

Next link... Alex Jones?... yeah... I think clinton is awful... but seriously?

This screams desperation.

Touché...but seriously...is John Cleese starting a religion?

Epic trick.

But seriously, these guys were being complete assholes. They're trespassing and they WERE acting belligerent, or did you miss the part where he got into the woman's cart?

I'm guessing that's a school, so all the poor woman is doing is her job and not exposing the school when these little shits sue because he's too fucking stupid to wear a goddamn helmet.

LOL, the end clip alone is Sift-worthy. But seriously, fuck that intersection. If I lived in that neighborhood I'd try to find a backroad way to get to my house. The extra five minutes is well worth the thousands of $$$ I'd save from my insurance rate skyrocketing after an accident.

Actually, come to think of it, fuck LA in general. I lived there in the late 90s and it was already completely overcrowded. I can't imagine how bad things must be nowadays.

I'm all for getting the bad guys but seriously did they need to nearly run the guy over? As for losing him in a field, isn't that what the helicopter is for? A bright red shirt amidst a sea of green is pretty hard to miss from the air, right?

What a sick fuck you are. *promote this bullshit because you stick to your guns good sir. But seriously, fuck you.