There was a time when I was Duke Nukem.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta bubble gum."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4

Wow! That's something you gotta be born into. The closest I've come to being a seaman was working on a scallop boat in Cape Canaveral. That was an new experience for me. I understand that boat now lays about 30 miles out from Daytona beach at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean. I guess I shouldn't have plugged that hole with bubble gum before I left.

Excellent narration and photography. I thought the narrator's voice sounded just a little bit like Norm McDonald though.

james o'keefe and project veritas are reknowned in their deceptions and their so-called 'gotcha" shenanigans.

and when i say "shenanigans",i mean clever editing to create a false premise that suits a political agenda.in this case:republicans.

o'keefe is not the first to kneel at the altar of political money,and suck the cock of his masters,simply to buy his way into the powered elites outhouse,located on the very edge of the property.(oooh i am being sassy today).

we can look back at the tea party and literally watch dick army,former congressman turned lobbyist (shocker right there),single handedly change the direction of an entire movement to serve the needs and desires of HIS masters,by the creation of "americans for prosperity".

i am not kidding.
go check it out.
when the original tea party started their message was very similar to the occupy wall street movement in 2011,but dick army and his merry band of fuckheads,manipulated the leadership from outrage against:big banks,wall street and the horrendous malfeasance of rumsfelds department of defense (still looking for that 1 trillion dollars of tax payer money)..

to...

big government and the democrats.

it was quite impressive in its simplicity and brilliance.
reprehensible and grotesque,but impressive.

we can even look at the private organization of the DNC,and how they openly attempted to undermine bernie sanders campaign.a man who was running on THEIR ticket for fuck sakes!

i seem to be on a kick today in regards to people who sell their integrity for cash.for access.for influence.

it appears john carpenters "they live" was not just a simple,cheesy,sci-fi movie but rather a documentary.

"i have come here to kick ass,and chew bubble gum.and i am all out of bubble gum".
rowdy randy piper (rip)

@newtboy
we agree.
i think the difference lies in this:
1.you attempt to change the system by using the very system you acknowledge is corrupt.i find this extremely noble,and yes..optimistic (sincerely) ,but is about as effective as chewing bubble gum to solve an algebra equation.

2.i find the system to have made itself irrelevant by the very virtues it purports to uphold.
equal under the law? not even close.
for the people by the people? oh yeah? which people? certainly not you or i.
defense and security? if that means wars of aggression.
civil liberties? for whom? in this security and surveillance state?we are the most surveilled...the most propagandized..the most indoctrinated.

the system we have now is no longer representative of the original intent of our forefathers.who were looking to build an empire but as a republic,pretty inventive and ingenious.

i do not submit to this authority because they lost the right to that authority.
i know the real power is where it has always resided:the people.

the system is broken and it is time it is taken down.

but as you stated,some are under-educated and i'll add that some are over-educated and indoctrinated.either way,we find ourselves in a society of vapid consumerism,immense inequality and where we,shamefully,criminalize the poor.

so when is this revolution starting? i'll bring the beer.
cuz i aim to misbehave....

Hey chicchorea?? Clean out your fuckng ears and get with the program-It's your bullshit which ought to be banned and I thought I told ya plenty to keep the fuck away from me with your personal and DIRECTED hating and internet social-dysfunction, you vapid cunt. Again, and here publicly, the fuck away from me-Take your ban-hammer and fuck the fuck off-NOT sarcasm, no 'ignore', take your pathetic horseshit downstairs will ya, ya cretin punk??

How about dag and lucky taking the higher ground for a change and ditch this imposter, eh?? I'd like to get-on with posting bubble-gum videos and kicking more comment thread's assess....

....'moronic miscreant'-Check a fucking mirror, douchebag.

(For all you late-comers, the pricks' baiting me daily as I continue to hope-against-hope for the dick to cop to a discussion, rather than a dick-battle.)

Again, fuck off, chicco, your shits' transparent and tiresome and about as 8th-grade cock-bag as it gets...

Every time I chime-in on this retarded phenomena (another in a long-line of developmental disabilities engaged in by modern-day peeps) the cringe releases another gush of acids into my already damaged sphincters-More and more idiots on the road who can't drive anyway with worthless device #836 in their hands letting their robot friends know whats in their heads instead of concentrating on the 3-ton beast they indenture themselves to be able to play moron roulette with.

On of the many reasons I stay pissed-off. Recently though, I must say that I have found a way to diminish the frequency of road-raging incidents. I keep a few cans of silly string from the dollar store in the glove box and instead of shouting at people, I engage them at a stop with an attention-grabbing insult, and quickly empty the can (into their face if I can) on and into their vehicle.

Not adverse to the occasional brake-check, the 1-minute-horn-loop, or bumper-tap, to wrest the head from a fellow-motorist's ass as well. Herding and sheep-dogging works wonders for cooling the cell-towers in the vicinity of my vehicle as well, oh there's all kinds of wonderful things to pay attention to whilst sharing the motorways with choggie.

Herzog has his appeal to idiots, I have mine.
Please make a law in my State with stiff penalties for cell phone use while driving, another monkey law like seat belts which becomes monkey habit...

The person who runs a pedestrian down while texting? A tattoo of a cell-phone keypad on their fucking forehead and 10,000 hours of community service picking-up chewed bubble-gum off the pavement of AT&T cellular store parking-lots wearing a sandwich board.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'louis ck, jay leno, white, black, race, complaining' to 'louis ck, jay leno, white, black, complaining, slavery, bubble gum medicine' - edited by xxovercastxx

i have transcribed what i could from the FreeStyle portion of the night:

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when im walkin down (___ and ___) // telegraph?
____ these niggas doin me

then i walk up in the oracle
hear pussy niggas booin me

but when im in the back they love me like an israeli
its like niggas be jewin me

and yo girl got my penis in her mouth
like she bubble gum chewin me

im sick with it motherfucka
like E40
I got the flu in me

I get new money
from new dummies
its like i got new in me

and these niggas got the nerve to boo the savior
boo christ
the son of god
it dont really matter
they can boo me twice
im twice as hard

you might as well give me 20 nigga
thats how much the album costs
fuck boy
but i bet if you can walk to your car
i can show your bitch a dick she'll enjoy

so why dont you take your pussy ass on over there nigga
before i fuckin catch ya
or you can pull your bank out and ill match ya

but you aint gonna do shit but get punched in the face
old san francisco 49er ass faggot ass nigga
get outta here you not a lion in this race

im gonna freestyle these niggas
mestyle these niggas
im katt williams the gangsta
ill g style these niggas

i dont need no music
i can do it
A-capulco

and if a nigga say fuck me
i hit em with a fuck you too

i dont give a fuck

i brought john witherspoon
and i got three bad bitches
waitin at the waterfront
at my hotel room

so if you dont like me
and you think im stuntin
come get yo pussy ass whooped
outside by a statue of jack london

or... or

i can find one of them bitches
that i rescued from the track
and have her slice yo pussy ass neck
and leave you on the railroad track

it dont really matter to me
i dont give a fuck

i roll with G O D and the nation
if you dont like me
catch me eatin a cherry pie
cause its seasonal at nations

fuck these niggas
im the boss
i got so much sauce
im heavier than ross

i dont give a fuck
ask yo bitch
i bet she know me
i bet that bitch
can suck my dick outside of yoshis

huh... yea
fuck what these niggas talkin bout
no no, no no, i dont wanna hear it
if you wanna tell me,
catch me while im walkin like barry

naw naw naw naw
i know
you paid for a some laughs
ha ha ha ha ha
get on your cell phone
tell em meet you at telegraph

get it? cell phone telegraph.. its the same thing..anyway

im too good
white people dont like me
im too hood
bitches love me
im so wood..yea
lesbians love me
eat pussy so good

hey..dont worry..dont worry
be happy
they said they didnt like my hair when its permed
now they dont like it when its nappy

no, but it was flat in pimp chronicles,
they was talkin shit
now the shit look like the joker and riddler
and its only loved by your bitch

its so sad
so sad
they put in me in cuffs
and they so mad
so mad

but i swear, i dont give a fuck about a penis
cause katt williams is from mars, same as women
fuck penis

love yall forever
always will
i dont give a fuck who dont like me
thats what make me real

im not trying to be something
this is all im is

if you dont be-lask me
ask the niggas i fuck with
the bitches i fuck
and my motherfuckin kids

i done done seven specials
richard pryor only did two
eddie murphy did two
which is bigger seven or two?
same for me
same for you
huh huh huh huh huh


george carlin died before
katt williams did fo'
and then did three mo

katt williams live
its pimpin pimpin
pimp chronicles

got my mother fuckin dick in your bitches tonsils
hahahaha ha
i look like im young
im 43 nigga
get fucked by a fossil

the bitches that follow me are not ho's
they're my mother fuckin apostles
they're my disciples
i tell that bitch straight to the cross
ill knife ya

go to jail for a nigga my bitch
ill write ya

Hershey's Milk Chocolate
Hershey's Milk Chocolate with Almonds
Hershey's Special Dark
Hershey's Special Dark with Almonds
Hershey's Extra Creamy Chocolate and Caramel
Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme
Hershey's Air Delight
Hershey's Symphony
Hershey's Symphony with Almonds
Hershey's Extra Dark
Hershey's Pure Dark Chocolate
Hershey's Pure Dark Chocolate Cranberries, Blueberries, & Almonds
Hershey's Pure Dark Chocolate with Pomegranate
Almond Joy Bar
Almond Joy King Sized Bar
Mounds Bar
York Peppermint Wafer Bars
Reese's Peanut Butter Wafer Bars
Hershey's Pretzel Bars
Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate Bars
Hershey's Crisp Wafer Bars
Hershey's Whipped Vanilla Bars
Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate
Hershey's Bliss Milk Chocolate
Hershey's Bliss Dark Chocolate
Hershey's Bliss White Chocolate
Hershey's Bliss Cherry
Hershey's Drops Milk Chocolate
Hershey's Drops Cookies and Cream
Hershey's Miniatures
Kit Kat
Milk Chocolate
Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate with Toffee and Almonds
Milk Chocolate and Almonds
Double Chocolate
Special Dark Chocolate with Almonds
Hershey's Kisses
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Reese's Pieces
Almond Joy Pieces
Hershey's Special Dark Pieces
York Pieces
Whoppers
York Peppermint Pattie
York Miniatures
York King Size Patties
York 8-pack
York Valentines
York Snowflakes
The Whatchamacallit Bar
Skor
Rolo
The Heath Bar
5th Avenue
Milk Duds
Mr. Goodbar
Take 5,
Reese's Fast Break
Reese's NutRageous
Reese's Sticks Cherry Blossom
Glosette(s)
Oh Henry!
Cadbury Creme Egg
Cadbury Caramel Egg
Cadbury Mini Eggs candy
Cadbury Caramello
Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate Bar
Cadbury Fruit & Nut Chocolate Bar
Cadbury Royal Dark Chocolate Bar
Cadbury Roast Almond Chocolate Bar
Breath Savers breath mints.
Bubble Yum bubble gum brand.
Ice Breakers chewing gum and mints.
Jolly Rancher hard fruit candy, lollipops, and flavored soda.
PayDay candy bar
ZAGNUT candy bar
Zero candy bar
Hershey's cookies and cream
CareFree sugarless gum
Chipits
Good & Plenty
Hershey's Brownies and Reese's Brownies
Hershey's Cookies
Really Nuts
Snack Barz,
Hershey's S'mores
Snacksters
Sweet 'n Salty Granola Bars
TasteTations
Twizzlers

>> ^ponceleon:

Holy shit... anyone have a complete list of Hershey products so I can never buy that shit again? FFS this is just downright evil.

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You could also have went to the grey'd area under the posts title where it says "posted by" and click on "modify details" or whatnot, and you can replace the embed link by overwriting it by pasting the new link. But let this be a lesson wrapped in cotton candy and bubble gum for ya.

i've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum,
and i'm all out of bubblegum

Naw, the blue guy is getting skull fucked and the dick is blasting out the back of his head. I assume its a He from the Blue colour, if it was a girl it would be pink, as the unwritten rule of school yard days.

I got rained out of work. at least I got six hours in. Better than no hours.

In reply to this comment by Lann:
Wow....bubble gum so powerfull that it blows out the back of the blue guy's head?

@EMPIRE bubble gum is like pussy, you chew enough of it and then you can fuck it.

hooooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

I don't get the bubble gum reference. But it's ok! lol

@EMPIRE we can still be friends. bubble gum an all.