^Wow. Thanks for wasting an extra minute of your time for your very original and thoughtful YouTube-esque commentary, on TWO of my sifts. You don't resemble a troll at all.

>> ^reed:
Well that was... a waste of 30 seconds.



>> ^reed:
Well that was... a waste of 30 seconds.

Wow. Thanks for wasting an extra minute of your time for your very original and thoughtful YouTube-esque commentary, TWICE. You don't resemble a troll at all.

>> ^reed:
Well that was... a waste of 30 seconds.



>> ^reed:
Well that was... a waste of 30 seconds.

"I wish I could quit you."

-Brokeback Mountain

This Hulk film is an outcry to fix what Ang broke in the last one. What a horrible movie that was. Ang Lee should refrain from doing superhero movies ever again. He rocked the crap out of Brokeback, but Hulk? Nope. Total garbage.

I have faith this may be a top notch Hulk movie. I have my fingers crossed.

^Then vote for the song, asshole.

And I must confess that this is a self-link. Jake's a friend of mine, so he did this for me as a favor. We've been friends since we worked together on "Brokeback Mountain."

So many muscular macho men.
So few Brokeback Salad jokes.

I don't think I've ever voted for a "brokeback" parody until this.

Wow talk about unexpected celebrity deaths. I initially didn't like him after they raped Taming of the Shrew for 10 Things I Hate About You but his performance in Brokeback Mountain was outstanding. Good actor.

What is it about the 300 and Brokeback Mountain trailers that drives so many people to parody them? Upvoted.

That would be Brokeback Joker played by Heath Ledger, there Swampie. This looks good. So good. Let's hope they put the nipples back on Batman's costume.

Wow, thank you all — you guys rock!  Feelin' the love.

That's the first time I've been compared to a Road House Patrick Swayze. It's usually a Brokeback Heath Ledger!

This is an issue of Christian Values?
Have any of you believers actually read the bible?

let's take a look at the "good book":


murder murder kill kill

Leviticus 20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

Deuteronomy 21:18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
21:19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21:21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

1 Samuel 6:19 And he smote the men of Bethshemesh, because they had looked into the ark of the LORD, even he smote of the people fifty thousand and threescore and ten men: and the people lamented, because the LORD had smitten many of the people with a great slaughter.

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.





Brokeback Jonathan and (pre)King David

1 Samuel 18:3 Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul.
1 Samuel 18:4 And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle.

1 Samuel 20:30 Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness?

1 Samuel 20:41 And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times: and they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded.

2 Samuel 1:26 I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.

Hatred
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.




WTF
Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woolen and linen together.

also:
http://thebricktestament.com/king_saul/god_commands_amalekite_genocide/1s15_01-02.html
http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot.com/2007/01/how-many-has-god-killed-complete-list.html

There's also the same kind of ad with brokeback mountain.

That was gayer than a bowl of penises in a gay bathhouse in San Francisco with Andy Dick on one side and Richard Simmons on the other, the 3 of them watching a projection of Brokeback Mountain on two gay guys doing gay things.

No Brokeback Mountain? Awwww...