>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Whoa, wait... Did she just say she got a Beta Key by giving a blowjob to someone at Applebees?


Not just someone, Bobby Kotick.

Whoa, wait... Did she just say she got a Beta Key by giving a blowjob to someone at Applebees?

Pretty sure anything with 'fucked' and 'blowjob' in the tags is *nsfw

If you look at the Scene markings she's using the numbers and letters in the box with whatever shes saying. scene 34 blowjob = Scene 34B

I dunno about you, but a blowjob always helps -me- think more clearly.

So... A blowjob is going to somehow help teenagers think about their long-term health?

It seems The Onion already had a better take on the anti-smoking ads.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Aquarium, Blows his own job, Rule 34, autofellatio, blankfist, om nom nom, sucking' to 'Aquarium, blowjob, Rule 34, autofellatio, blankfist, om nom nom, sucking' - edited by looris

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Yes, and if you're looking for good BJ lessons - this girl is an expert. http://www.videosift.com/video/The-blow-job-expert

>> ^TheFreak:
OK, I'm going to say it. Every handjob technique in the world is bullshit.
JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY!
The entire time you're exploring new ways to rub your hands on his penis he's just waiting for you to start the blowjob. Ladies, if we wanted a handjob we'd do it ourselves.

OK, I'm going to say it. Every handjob technique in the world is bullshit.
JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH ALREADY!

The entire time you're exploring new ways to rub your hands on his penis he's just waiting for you to start the blowjob. Ladies, if we wanted a handjob we'd do it ourselves.

Mmm. I sort of expected it to be like the blowjob girl.

"SPOILER: it turns out he had sexual relations with that woman and was impeached for lying about getting a blowjob."

Correction, Clinton was not impeached.

>> ^Diogenes:
the total costs of the 'clinton blowjob' investigation also include years' worth of whitewater investigations begun under independent counsel robert fiske -- ken starr replaced him, and then further investigations were tacked on... namely travelgate, filegate, and finally the paula jones civil suit leading to the breaking of the lewinsky story...
the total pricetag for seven years of multiple investigations? approximately 70 to 80 million
let's also keep in mind that it wasn't 'clinton getting a blowjob' that incurred these expenses, rather that there were shady land deals, as well as questionable firings of whitehouse travel staff, and improper access of fbi files... being investigated parallel to his sexual harrassment (paula jones) case while arkansas governor - the latter led to lewinsky... and it was then that clinton was charged with PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.... not just getting a bj
the cost of the lewinsky portion of the investigation, and that which caused the two above charges, is estimated at 6.7 to 7.2 million dollars
the total cost of the 9-11 investigation was 12 million dollars... 3 million initially allocated, and another 9 million of a requested 11 million allocated later
finally, as to the 'gop spen[ding] more money' ... well, the original investigation was initiated at clinton's request... through janet reno, who was appointed by clinton himself -- and reno appointed fiske, and then fiske was replaced--using a law of special counsel (originally created by a democrat-controlled congress in 1978) reenacted by clinton--by starr who was appointed by an independent three-judge panel to continue the whitewater investigation - also remember that starr had previously been the leading candidate for a us supreme court seat, but was deemed 'not conservative enough' by the gop... and therefore h.w. bush nominated david souter
yeah, there was monkey-business besides clinton and a cigar, but let's not forget the basic facts


Why muddy your propaganda with facts, escpecially when the fact don't support you.

the total costs of the 'clinton blowjob' investigation also include years' worth of whitewater investigations begun under independent counsel robert fiske -- ken starr replaced him, and then further investigations were tacked on... namely travelgate, filegate, and finally the paula jones civil suit leading to the breaking of the lewinsky story...

the total pricetag for seven years of multiple investigations? approximately 70 to 80 million

let's also keep in mind that it wasn't 'clinton getting a blowjob' that incurred these expenses, rather that there were shady land deals, as well as questionable firings of whitehouse travel staff, and improper access of fbi files... being investigated parallel to his sexual harrassment (paula jones) case while arkansas governor - the latter led to lewinsky... and it was then that clinton was charged with PERJURY and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.... not just getting a bj

the cost of the lewinsky portion of the investigation, and that which caused the two above charges, is estimated at 6.7 to 7.2 million dollars

the total cost of the 9-11 investigation was 12 million dollars... 3 million initially allocated, and another 9 million of a requested 11 million allocated later

finally, as to the 'gop spen[ding] more money' ... well, the original investigation was initiated at clinton's request... through janet reno, who was appointed by clinton himself -- and reno appointed fiske, and then fiske was replaced--using a law of special counsel (originally created by a democrat-controlled congress in 1978) reenacted by clinton--by starr who was appointed by an independent three-judge panel to continue the whitewater investigation - also remember that starr had previously been the leading candidate for a us supreme court seat, but was deemed 'not conservative enough' by the gop... and therefore h.w. bush nominated david souter

yeah, there was monkey-business besides clinton and a cigar, but let's not forget the basic facts

hahahah blowjobs. we're all talking about blowjobs right?

Damn, somebody needs a blowjob.....