AS IF the ratio is conservative - in the lab its in a beaker, and mixed until there is 99%+ distribution. In the vagina the sperm would remain against the vaginal wall, and often in a naturally formed "nook" with protection against subsequent liquid flows of carbonated coke fluid (accounting for the fact that it it wouldnt behave like a strict liquid, rather its behavior would be a conglomeration of liquid and expanding gas).

WIKI: Motility is a biological term which refers to the ability to move spontaneously and actively, consuming energy in the process.

It's a magnet. That device the beaker is sitting on has a spinning magnet under the plate.

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When sharks, crocodiles and tigers start taking an interest in the humane killing of humans for food, I will take an interest in the treatment of chickens. Granted, humans aren't often on the menu...but still.

I'm pretty sure if we took away all factory farming and I had to go out into the wild to hunt my own meat, the impaling arrows I use to kill chickens will somehow not cause less pain then the grinder or de-beaker and the spear or knife I use to kill larger game will increase the animal's stress level significantly more than a quick spike in the brain.

Some people live in a fantasy world where nature is not cruel and we are somehow not a product of nature. I guess it's easy to get confused when your meat comes prepackaged in neat foam containers and you have the luxury of sitting comfortably while demonizing the people who created it for you.

My body needs meat and if I had to jump on the animals back and rip it's throat out with my teeth...well, I'd just buy more dental floss.

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The hyperbole used here is absurd. Even if they started with only one molecule of their homeopathic substance (and they start with much more than that), they would literally need a sphere of water the size of the distance from the earth to the sun in order to achieve the dilution that this guy claims. The amount of water actually used is shown right there in the beakers on the screen. Ignore the numbers.

EDIT: I was wrong. I thought about it some more, and I understand what's going on now. His math may well be right.

Poor Beaker!

Beaker does it better here... http://www.videosift.com/video/Beaker-wins-the-Webby-Award

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Alas I believe tis a dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Beaker-Fail

On the one hand, I'm on board with the idea that "this is similar to the ingot burst", but I disagree that you'd get an even more spectacular result with a bucket of water, as butt3rnuts suggests.

I disagree because I've done that, and it just liberates a lot of steam.

In my case, the setup was a pot of thermite that poured into (well, through) a coffee can of water and then down into a large beaker of water and sand.

As an aside, the glass formed as the thermite contacts the sand is a pretty neat souvenir.

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