Your partner apparently works at Aperture Science. You'd better watch out for that guy.

Because I am a nerd, the subtitles:

Lunar Materials Fluidification and Firing
Feldspar Extraction Technique and Belt-Driven Flame Kiln are proprietary to Aperture Science. Do not describe the events depicted in this scene.

Ballistic Turing Test
"Polylunarcarbonate ballistic redisintermediation" is a registered trademark of Aperture Science.

Diamond-Assisted Panel Abridgement
In the event of a clogged diamond disposal chute, DO NOT attempt to clear diamond hole.

Packing Simulation Trial
Please note: these panels are intended for simulated transportation environments only, and should not be used in an actual packaging event.

Completed Test Chamber
This test chamber was constructed for promotional purposes only, and may not accurately reflect the actual panel distribution cost of an official Enrichment Center activity.

Extra-Earth Outsourcing Initiative
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to Earths not residing in the public domain is guaranteed by the physical laws of multiverse theory, and therefore not actionable.

How It Works
This is not a dramatization. An Earth where sea mollusks have created an advanced land-based society with wholly inappropriate bipedal keyboards is guaranteed to exist.

The Multiverse and You
A Note About Getting Back to Work: In the event that you are reading this, get back to work.

(Throughout)
This Aperture Science Extra-Earth Outsourcing and Perpetual Testing Initiative Employee Orientation Video is for internal use only. Do not distribute to other Earths.

I also like the Aperture science logo when they are displaying NASA scientists.

Congratulations! Your video, Apple iPhone 4S + Aperture Science = GLaDOSiri, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 35 Badge!

>> ^Gallowflak:

Talks? o_O


I had a video with a fake plastic alligator in it and he added it to Nature (which I promptly removed). *shrug*

Your video, Apple iPhone 4S + Aperture Science = GLaDOSiri, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^Yogi:

I will buy an iPhone 4S if this is possible.


Valve should make an app!

*talks

Ha, thanks again!

In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
This needs SO many more votes... have to *promote too

Sorry! Cheers for the quality though!

In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
Damn you beat me to it!

*quality

3 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by ant.

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Wish-I-Had-a-Portal-Gun-Aperture-Science-Rap

This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by Stingray. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

I believe this is a *dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Wish-I-Had-a-Portal-Gun-Aperture-Science-Rap

Invocations (dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Wish-I-Had-a-Portal-Gun-Aperture-Science-Rap) cannot be called by critical_d because critical_d is not privileged - sorry.