What a great sport. He knows he got gotten, but just sits there and laughs along with the rest of the crew. He was trying to come up with a zinger, you can tell. But instead, he just lets the crew enjoy the laugh. Class act.

Sorry, JTZ, but this one is a dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Horatio-Caines-Seemingly-Endless-Opening-Sequence-Zingers

*discard

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if i had to guess, i'd say they know eachother, and this was actually very well-acted, by both, for laughs.

something about how the zingers come ratta-tat-tat, without them talking over eachother.
and i swear the girl behind the counter tries to hide a smile once or twice.

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That guy does an amazing Chris Griffin (Seth Green, Family Guy) impression at -25. I am biologically predisposed to think this is smultzy crap but the Chris Griffin impression and, disposition aside, what is a good zinger by the kid wins it an upvote.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

LOL at rychan's zinger. I found this pretty impressive too.

Ron Paul needs to end with a better zinger than this. He ended this absolutely terribly - I don't think it made sense.

Who got owned by who? O'Rielly called this guy on a quote from this conference where a guy said 'if I had some ecstacy maybe I'd do it with someone'. O'Reilly said 'you' instead of 'someone'. But which is worse? Doing drugs with 'you' or 'someone'? In any event, the guy said this quote did NOT mean the speaker was condoning drug use. What kind of example is that speaker setting if he says 'a friend of mine jumped out a window while under LSD, so don't do drugs', and then in the next breath says 'maybe I'd do some ecstacy with someone'?

You don't elucidate the negative aspects of drug use by suggesting that you'd do drugs with 'someone'.

However - the subject of 'context' was sneered at by one of the posters above. 'Oh, he said you took it out of context, how quaint'. I'll avoid the obvious by pointing out that whoever posted this vid ENDED the clip after this kid got in his one zinger.

What happened after that? Could it be this guy himself got zinged and faced later on - but the one who posted the clip didn't want anyone to see it? Context - anyone? Why not post the entire interview - if you're so confident that O'Reilly was 'owned' from start to finish.....?

RABBEL RABBEL! I MUST SPOUT WHAT I HEARD FROM SEAN HANNITY'S MOUTH! RABBEL RABBEL!

You know..I think that's a direct quote from quantum. Of course, he tried to hide it with funny wordplay like "Crockumentary". That was a zinger. Oh, but I saw the truth. Nice try. Nice try.

fuck, i just had the biggest brainwave. i've a feeling it's probably similar if not identical to dag's aforementioned 'software update'.

how 'bout you have to earn vocabulary?

on probation?

shut the fuck up

passed probation, no star?

available words:
-yes
-no

10 published posts?

-yes
-no
-whatever
-good
-bad

50 published posts?

-yes
-no
-whatever
-good
-bad
-zomg
-roflmao


...etc etc. i think you get the drift.

the top dogs will obviously have the widest selection but still a tightly controlled vocab. maybe leave out the zingers such as 'hate', 'cunt', 'religion', 'jake' etc.

i tell ya, give it a go for a month and we'll all be virtual hugging.

I didn't say, or mean to give the impression, that I believe he's all about selling his book. There are plenty of Dawkins vids here that show otherwise. But when he knows he's going on O'Reilly, he HAS to know that isn't going to be a place he'll be allowed to do much promoting the idea of evolution other than a possible zinger or two. The people who watch O'Reilly for anything other than it's comedic effect would prostrate themselves if he walked into the room. I think (hope) Dawkins knows this. He probably figured four minutes with O'Reilly vs. getting a picture of "The God Delusion" on the screen is a wash. Plus, as Fedquip mentioned, he no doubt has commitments to his publishing company, and I think this was most probably just part of the promotion rounds.

Another great related sift...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Horatio-Caines-Seemingly-Endless-Opening-Sequence-Zingers