>> ^gwiz665:
You can find a bunch of great zingers and one-liners by searching for comments ordered by number of votes.


Indeed - but I wanted to see individual sifters' personal favourites. I did go through the top comments though. I enjoyed that huge discussion on porn that thepinky brought up.

You can find a bunch of great zingers and one-liners by searching for comments ordered by number of votes.

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Loved the zingers on Rush towards the end.

I'm not a fan of Leno, but he had some pretty good zingers.

I actually liked the other one, with The Whos "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!" in it, even though it's way more annoying:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Horatio-Caines-Seemingly-Endless-Opening-Sequence-Zingers

Great compilation of astonishingly popular contemporary TV CHEEEEESE though. Upvote.

whoever wrote this script is absolutely unfamiliar with any American/English euphemisms. i count 5 good solid ones.

then every little "zinger" that they meant to be a little sales pitch is absurdly funny.

i can't stop watching this.

Seeing how the regular 48 hours these things are supposed to last are more than up, I guess it's time to wrap things up. First I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to participate, and if you're lucky it'll be you who is on the block next time. Also special thanks to thinker247 who had what I thought was the best zinger with his Neil Patrick Harris line. For all those too afraid to participate I understand Rasch is out orphaning some Bambis this weekend so if you've got any last minute jabs now's you're chance to do it and have a head start. It'll be like The Most Dangerous Game, only with more corpse rape.

Nice zinger...I always enjoy Wanda Sykes

"Tom, can I just add one last zinger?"

He's got some zingers in there! And hah ha, how he bashfully mispronounces 'religulous,' so heartwarming!

Let's try to make it a little more grandiose:

Gorgonheap, I am your father.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Daddy? Why did you leave? You said you were running to get some smokes. Which I thought was funny since you hated smoking.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Son?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.

Daddy? Why did you leave? You said you were running to get some smokes. Which I thought was funny since you hated smoking.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Son?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.

Son?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Really? I graduated from high school in 1985. Who knows, maybe we ran into each other once. While you were in Omaha, if you ever bumped into a man who was so handsome that he made you want to become gay, well, you guessed it: I bumped into him too.

Here is the zinger, I was two years old in 1985. George Cloney is the only man who has ever had me contemplating being gay. But since he's straight I figured it was pointless.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Really? I graduated from high school in 1985. Who knows, maybe we ran into each other once. While you were in Omaha, if you ever bumped into a man who was so handsome that he made you want to become gay, well, you guessed it: I bumped into him too.

Oh, an how can you have a *quality roast of Zifnab without inviting me?

What can I say old chum? You don't drink. You play badminton. You wear briefs. You have a freakin dragon avatar. You also apparently have a whole legion of people who worship you on here you demonic despot...

There is just too much pressure to slam you with a zinger, I guess it can wait-

I am sure I will come up with something when I see you at the Star Trek convention next week.