If only zingers could sway the polls - After last night's debate "more Americans want to see [Romney's] promises filled (49%), believe [he] will be better able to prevent Islamic radicalization (43%) and hold China accountable (48%), and protect Israel (48%)."

As for Obama, "...American's were much more likely to ascribe the terms 'hostile', 'defensive', 'immature', and 'negative'. Outside of the (fairly inevitable) ascription of "old" to Romney, the words used for Romney are much more positive: 'right', and 'friendly'."

All this from a poll of "968 Americans (results) completed in the hour after the third and final 2012 Presidential debates, Obama comes out as the clear victor with 49% of Americans viewing him as the winner."

Source: today.yougov.com

Wasn't Romney the one who was supposed to have all these "zingers" lined up?

Wow, she's delivering zingers faster than UPS. President Obama could learn a lot from her about rebuttal.

Weak sauce. A good zinger makes you go "oooooh".

Obama was a total pussy. Romney is such a soft target and Obama hardly even looked at him let alone attacked the major weaknesses of Romney.

Maybe the threat of the zinger worked as he stayed away from all of Romneys gaffes.

Talk about a zinger to the dinger! Whoa-ho!

Hey not often I come up with zingers like that ! If I laughed at it last night, and just again now. Thats a funny response

Sorry You dont feel the same.

btw, it's Broward County, FL.

moved there at 15, moved away at 18.
it's where Ft Lauderdale is. adjacent to Dade County...
<puts on sunglasses>

...where Miami is.
eeYeahhhh!

Ending zinger is brilliant.

Some of these zingers need sound effects

YOU'RE BISEXUAL AND I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I AM HALF GAY.

Wow. What a zinger. I'm writing that one down.

http://videosift.com/video/Dirty-Jobs-Bologna-Factory

That has some good ZINGERS as well.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Glad he's proven he's an American who can spout zingers written by somebody else, cause he won't do a fucking thing about high unemployment, high inflation, high gas prices and keeping our many enemies awake at night. Hey, America needed to be taken down a few notches from greatness, so the rest of the world wouldn't feel bad.
At least Trump EARNED his narcissism.


This is how Trolls react when they get trolled...suddenly it's not all jokey plays on words, suddenly it's serious and should be taken seriously. You got trolled bud, deal with it.

Glad he's proven he's an American who can spout zingers written by somebody else, cause he won't do a fucking thing about high unemployment, high inflation, high gas prices and keeping our many enemies awake at night. Hey, America needed to be taken down a few notches from greatness, so the rest of the world wouldn't feel bad.

At least Trump EARNED his narcissism.

>> ^VoodooV:

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Just another case of the "gotcha journalism" at work here. Why won't they just leave Deepak alone!
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I'll give the guy credit, that was an awesome zinger, but that's all it was, a zinger. Deepak obviously could have phrased his statement better because I'm assuming he meant belief in terms of dogmatic religion.
The sad part is that the guy probably thinks he totally demolished his entire argument when he really just got a nice play on words in.


Exactly, this has the intellectual weight of a "douchebagsayswhat" joke.