>> ^potchi79:
Title says backflip. Doesn't say anything about dirt bike.


Note the tags, new guy.

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Hi I don't usually pay attention to these sift talks but I'm bored tonight. My real name is Judah. No scratch that my real real name is Robert and thats pronounced Row-Bear. Wait no thats not right would you perhaps believe Guy? Pronounced Geeh? Oh well your right my real real real name is Travis. I live in Texas where we ride horses everywhere we go, and the streets are not paved but covered in dirt and mud. We all listen to Country and your put to sleep if you had'nt killed you someone by your fourteenth birfday. (special exception to those who have fathered a child.) Which is why Im still here today!

Well in all seriousness I work in IT and mainly do data processing. Thats because Im good at the keyboards especially the ten key. I do have a son (shh hes going to be Megatron tomorrow night because he wants to scare everybody!) I never finished college, I am constantly stressed, I worry to much about things I cannot control, I have never been addicted to anything but food, I'm not terribly overweight but I do need to lose weight which I'm working on. Hmm well my life is pretty dull! I guess I'll leave it at that!

Pulled over to the river to take a rest
Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet out of my chest
Fear and loathing across the country listening to my 8 track
I Reached behind the seat and grabbed a Kool from the pack
Long distance from my girl and I'm talking on the cellular
She said that she was sorry and I said yeah the hell you were
Check my rear view mirror check the gold tooth display
Check out the odometer and I was on my way
Cause I'm a high plains drifter the best that you can get
A strapped shoplifter a pirate on cassette
Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm getting pushed
Don't step to me or you're gonna get mushed
I'm Doing 120 plowing over mail boxes
Radar detector to tell me where the cops is
Spend another night at the Motel 6
It's five dollars extra get the porno flicks
Concoct a black and tan in my brandy snifter
I'm a kleptomaniac K-Mart shoplifter
Cash flow getting low so I had to pull a job
I found a nice place to visit but a better place to rob
I left my car outside and the engine still revvin'
Time to get busy at 7-Eleven
Then I went inside to make my withdrawal
I saw what he had had but I had to take it all


Knucklehead deli tried to gyp me on the price
So I clocked him off the turban with the bag of ice
Cause I'm mellow like Jell-O cool like lemonade
I made my getaway and I thought that I had it made
I feel like Steve McQueen a former movie star
Look in my rearview mirror seen a police car
Ballantine quarts with the puzzle on the cap
I couldn't help but notice I was caught in a speed trap
Dirty Mary Crazy Larry on the run from Dirty Harry
Stash the cash in the dash but my gun I did carry
I'm seeing blue and red flashing deep in the night
I got my alibi straight and I pulled over to the right
Cop knocked on my window and said Boy where's the fire
you've got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tire
Outta the car longhair your goose is cooked
Read me my rights fingerprinted and booked
Makin' like a D.T. driving a Gran Fury
Wherever I hang my hat's my home and my past is kind of blurry
Every dog will have its day and mine will be in front of a jury
I'm the High Plains Drifter and I'm never in a hurry
Read me my rights as if I didn't know this
Threw me in the tank with the drunk called Otis
With his five o' clock shadow he smelled of 3-day old beer
My man turned to me and said why are you here?
I said I'm charming and dashing I'm rental car bashing
Phony paper passing at Nix Check Cashing
I went before the judge he sent me to the Brooklyn House of D.
He said you behave son or we'll throw away the key
Harry Houdini'd out the cuffs I kicked the screw in the knee
Took the bailiff's wallet and went straight to O.T.B.
I had a good feeling easy come easy go
I bet on one horse to win and another to show
And sure enough that knak came in
Brought my ticket to the window and collected my win
Broke into my new car with a wire coat hanger
Hot wired hot wheeled and Suzy is a headbanger

Tags for this video have been changed from 'travis pastrana, megaramp, jump, backflip, bigwheel, attempts, thrillbillies' to 'travis pastrana, megaramp, jump, backflip, bigwheel, trike, tricycle, thrillbillies' - edited by kronosposeidon

Horrible.

"In an interview, Capt. Richard Conklin of the Stamford Police said that Travis, 14, was believed to have Lyme disease, a tick-borne bacterial infection that in rare cases has been linked to psychosis, severe anxiety and delusional behavior. Travis had been in an agitated state most of the day Monday, and at one point his owner took the unusual step of giving him tea laced with Xanax in an attempt to calm him down, Capt. Conklin said."

>> ^alien_concept:
promote
Almost like this better than the original


Almost? ALMOST? What do you mean, "almost"??

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
http://celebrity.rightpundits.com/?p=6096

Kathryn Winkfein a 72 year old woman was tasered during a traffic stop last month. She is now pressing charges against the police officer. Watch video of the incident and read more about this story here.

Kathryn Winkfein is a 72 year old woman, a great grandmother, and what most would think of as a sweet little lady. She was pulled over for speeding last month, in Travis County, Tex. by Deputy Chris Bieze. Apparently she did not want to sign the ticket, got into a bit of an argument with the officer and dared the cop to use the taser on her.


Officer Bieze and the 72 year old woman went back and forth, and he warned her if she did not step back, he would use the taser, and that is what he did.

The department is standing behind Officer Bieze, saying the officer acted properly in a “dangerous situation.”

Meanwhile, 72 year old Winkfein told her side of the story to her local Fox station, MyFox7, saying “I wasn’t argumentative I was not combative, OK? This is a lie, all of this is a lie. Pulled away from him, I did not.”









Haha, i dunno about that you old crank... :34...go ahead and tear up the town, johnny law got you this time

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31202935/

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/72-year-old-woman-tasered-kathryn-winkfein-tased-texas-police

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
http://celebrity.rightpundits.com/?p=6096

Kathryn Winkfein a 72 year old woman was tasered during a traffic stop last month. She is now pressing charges against the police officer. Watch video of the incident and read more about this story here.

Kathryn Winkfein is a 72 year old woman, a great grandmother, and what most would think of as a sweet little lady. She was pulled over for speeding last month, in Travis County, Tex. by Deputy Chris Bieze. Apparently she did not want to sign the ticket, got into a bit of an argument with the officer and dared the cop to use the taser on her.


Officer Bieze and the 72 year old woman went back and forth, and he warned her if she did not step back, he would use the taser, and that is what he did.

The department is standing behind Officer Bieze, saying the officer acted properly in a “dangerous situation.”

Meanwhile, 72 year old Winkfein told her side of the story to her local Fox station, MyFox7, saying “I wasn’t argumentative I was not combative, OK? This is a lie, all of this is a lie. Pulled away from him, I did not.”



http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31202935/
http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/72-year-old-woman-tasered-kathryn-winkfein-tased-texas-police

>> ^quantumushroom:
Israeli Jews have better Tyrant Detectors than American lefties.

And c'mon, we all know if this gang of rowdy frats was criticizing Bush in the same exact manner, the left would be cheering.

In the UK they're called "Chavs". Here, I call them "bro's" or "broseph". They're always named Travis or Trevor or Jered or something like that. Point is, we all have them, and nobody will ever admit to agreeing with them.

Tags for this video have been changed from '72, year, old, taser, jail, police, cop, violent, profanity' to '72, year, old, taser, jail, police, cop, violent, profanity, travis, co, kathryn winkfein' - edited by kronosposeidon

Tags for this video have been changed from 'taxi driver, robert deniro, jodie foster, martin scorsese, mohawk' to 'taxi driver, travis bickle, robert deniro, jodie foster, martin scorsese, mohawk' - edited by kronosposeidon

>> ^Jaace:
Oh, I thought you meant 8 back-flips in a row while in the air...not consecutive back-flips. Still cool though.


Now that would be one hell of a trick.

This reminds me of Travis Barker's mix of Soulja Boy's Crank Dat, which I absolutely couldn't stand before I had heard the remix. Similarly, this sounds almost OK now.

Take that Travis Pastrana.