Leave it to Satan to embrace the scientific method.

I'm still puzzled how this guy went from the laughing stock as an actor to an Oscar winner and toast of Hollywood. Did he make a deal with Satan or something?

I'd down vote your comment if I could, fuck un-empathetic assholes that support more aggressive, expansionist, religious-based, terroristic, genocidal murder against defenseless imprisoned innocent civilians because they worship the wrong god....as if there's actually a right god that makes it OK to be evil...well, on reflection there is Satan but he's it.

CEs' right-The illusion he described is the only tangible evidence that the shit you've heard at the last pep-rally has any meaning other than to enhance or lull you into a somnambulistic satisfaction of the slave-mentality of, 'rah-rah, American way.' This bergs' been sold on the block already and you have the privilege of witnessing the pangs of chaotic birth-spawn and participating in planet now. That you are satisfied with your plight is evidence of an effective, Satanic pogrom.

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Chris De Burgh is Satan!
http://youtu.be/uOklvRcbwRU

http://youtu.be/jDUm1geAUlw

Electrified water is nothing to sneeze at. After all it killed God & Satan.

Hope the kids came out of it alright.

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There seems to be a mistake in the title. I would've accepted "John Oliver Leaves GM Dismembered in Satans Molten Rectum."

up-vote for satanic larynx and reflex-fear of Koch

I had to call my grandpa sir. I grew up most of my childhood hearing my father refer to him as sir, as well. However, he was not a very nice man, my grandpa. If my father didn't call him sir, I'm pretty certain he would get a beating... even as an adult. >.<
If only gramps had been a kinder man like the one in this video. Alas, now we pick up hitchhikers and murder them, using their faces for halloween masks. Hail satan! Down with the commies!

I grew up listening to ABBA. I think Satan would play them for me on an endless loop in Hell.

There's a reason goats are rumored to be connected to Satan.