This is fantastic! It took me two minutes to realize it was actually Schwarzenegger and not somebody doing impression.
They should do Terminator next: "And now he shoots somebody named Sarah Connor. But it is not the right Sarah Connor. Because he is just shooting all the Sarah Connor's in the Phonebook."

It Runs! It Hops! It Hunts Sarah Connor.

I for the record, am not Sarah Connor.

>> ^aurens:

A short and varied list of Americans educated in public high schools before the creation, in 1980, of the Department of Education:
Steve Jobs
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Ron Paul
Warren Buffett
Toni Morrison
Carl Sagan
Ernest Hemingway
Linus Pauling
Sandra Day O'Connor
John Steinbeck
Bob Dylan
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Milton Friedman
Noam Chomsky
Oprah Winfrey
George Lucas
Jimmy Carter
Paul Newman
Amelia Earhart
Walt Disney
George Carlin
Elvis Presley
Neil Armstrong
Richard Feynman
Aaron Copland
(I could keep going, but I'm sure you get the point.)>> ^ghark:
No public education ... Sounds exciting.



Aye aye, was being sarcastic

A short and varied list of Americans educated in public high schools before the creation, in 1980, of the Department of Education:

Steve Jobs
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Ron Paul
Warren Buffett
Toni Morrison
Carl Sagan
Ernest Hemingway
Linus Pauling
Sandra Day O'Connor
John Steinbeck
Bob Dylan
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Milton Friedman
Noam Chomsky
Oprah Winfrey
George Lucas
Jimmy Carter
Paul Newman
Amelia Earhart
Walt Disney
George Carlin
Elvis Presley
Neil Armstrong
Richard Feynman
Aaron Copland

(I could keep going, but I'm sure you get the point.)>> ^ghark:

No public education ... Sounds exciting.

and you wonder why men don't want to get married...

married men have been portrayed on television as doofuses since the early days of TV -- from Ralph Kramden to Cliff Huxtable to Dan Connor to Ray Barone to Homer Simpson... once they're married, they're effectively neutered and submissive to the exaggerated power of their wives... thus providing a facade to serve as a distraction from the unequal distribution of resources in public education.

Wow, that girl they got to play Sarah Connor is hot!

That's not a good idea, Sarah Connor!

I wish I could find the skit where he played Sinatra on the "Sinead O'connor Music Awards" bit. I remember it was hilarious, Dana Carvey played McCartney, Alec Baldwin was Bono.

>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^sbchapm:
Connors did lose this point, I'm almost positive. It's against the rules.

http://assets.usta.com/assets/1/15/ITF%20-%20RoT%202010.pdf
Page 10 says you lose the point if your racket touches the ball when not in your hand.


Why would you invent rules that dissuade people from watching?

>> ^sbchapm:

Connors did lose this point, I'm almost positive. It's against the rules.


http://assets.usta.com/assets/1/15/ITF%20-%20RoT%202010.pdf

Page 10 says you lose the point if your racket touches the ball when not in your hand.

"Tennis player"? It's Jimmy freakin' Connors!

Connors did lose this point, I'm almost positive. It's against the rules.

Jimmy Connors was such a cool freaking guy. I got to hang out with him when I was a kid, and he was one of the genuinely nice, sincere professional athletes. He treated his fans like a privilege, not an annoyance. 20+ years later, and I still respect him for that.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
Precisely. If god loved unconditionally, why were Adam & Eve thrown out of the garden of Eden?
That's not to say I'm against Ms. O'Connor's purpose...


You make a very good point. The next time my children do something they know is wrong, I will be certain to not punish them out of unconditional love.