@ant, come see this.

Evolution, you are one crazy mo-fo.

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...trying to turn comedians into "serious" actors... With Hanks, it was A League of Thier Own


Yes, anyone would look superb in serious, melodramatic Oscar bait like "A Leauge fo Thier Onw". Why did they think a comedian could summon the requisite gravitas for such a serious subject? Were they trying to make fun of women's sports? Is there no crying in baseball?

Castaway.. That movie sucked. Five minutes of movie 'packed' into two hours.


Yes, if only he did better at acting there would have been more plot. Maybe he could have acted out some lasers and explosions for you. I don't think Tom Hanks is super amazing - and certainly not always - but he did a good job with a hard role in Castaway. I mean, sure, obviously you could just drop Forrest Gump in there and it's the same film, but what can you do. He's only one man.

Why don't you tell us who the great, currently active actors are, friendo? I've heard people (seriously) suggest scenery-chewers like Pacino or Denzellle. Sean bloody full-retard Penn? Jack Nicholson? OK. I like Jack Nicholson. But he's one dude and he's just barely still alive let alone active.

For my money, the best performance of the last decade was Matthew Lillard in the Scooby Doo movie (whatever the Hell it was called). Not gonna lie: it wasn't a great film. But flawless performance by Lillard. He was Shaggy. What else can you ask for in an actor than completely inhabiting a difficult role like that? Drop frickin' Sidney Poitier or Orson Welles in that movie and sure maybe it becomes watchable, but I doubt they nail the role like Lillard did.

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I read lips. His name is Joey Fo'Shizzle.

>> ^ant:

Nice typo in the title!
animation comedy


Um, yeah... me and my homies call it Team Fo'tress 2. Cause we're totally urban. Totally.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^criticalthud:
they should have maced her. she was OUT OF CONTROL.
hmmm... anyone else looking at airline tickets to new york?

We don't know they didn't.


ha! totally. some rodney king treatment was in order fo sho!

man... so loving what is happening there right now. whoa.
the beginning is near...

No way! Wow if this is fo rilz.

*godbot fo sho.

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