If a bonobo and a llama built a treefort on a fault line, how many bushels of corrugated sheet metal would it take to reinforce the buttresses of a -- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Think. Think. Think. Mother! WHY DID YOU DRESS ME IN YOUR NAUGHTY CLOTHING AND LEAVE ME IN DADDIES OFFICE?!

Don't kill Blankfist. He's just a man -- NO! HE'S AN ALIEN. Yes... yes, just an alien... but what if he's one of the bad aliens?

HE KILLED YOUR BRUTE. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

It's just a game. Don't hate the player, hate the --

IDIOT, GAMES ARE YOUR LIFE. KILL THE BLANKFIST.

No, mother, no! SEIG HEIL! No, I hate the nazis. YOU LOVE THEM. i hate them...

YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God is love god is love god is -- KILL!!!!!!

On April 19, 1943 Dr. Hofmann intentionally ingested 250 µg of LSD, which he hypothesized would be a threshold dose, based on other ergot alkaloids. After ingesting the substance Hofmann was struggling to speak intelligibly and asked his laboratory assistant, who knew of the self-experiment, to escort him home on his bicycle, due to the lack of available vehicles during wartime restrictions. On the bicycle ride home, Hofmann's condition became more severe and in his journal he stated that everything in his field of vision wavered and was distorted, as if seen in a curved mirror. Hofmann also stated that while riding on the bicycle, he had the sensation of being stationary, unable to move from where he was, despite the fact that he was moving very rapidly. Once Hofmann arrived safely home, he summoned a doctor and asked his neighbour for milk, believing it may help relieve the symptoms. Hofmann wrote that despite his delirious and bewildered condition, he was able to choose milk as a nonspecific antidote for poisoning. Upon arriving, the doctor could find no abnormal physical symptoms other than extremely dilated pupils. After spending several hours terrified that his body had been possessed by a demon, that his next door neighbour was a witch, and that his furniture was threatening him, Dr. Hofmann feared he had become completely insane. In his journal Hofmann said that the doctor saw no reason to prescribe medication and instead sent him to his bed. At this time Hofmann said that the feelings of fear had started to give way to feelings of good fortune and gratitude, and that he was now enjoying the colours and plays of shapes that persisted behind his closed eyes. Hofmann mentions seeing "fantastic images" surging past him, alternating and opening and closing themselves into circles and spirals and finally exploding into coloured fountains and then rearranging themselves in a constant flux. Hofmann mentions that during the condition every acoustic perception, such as the sound of a passing automobile, was transformed into optical perceptions. Eventually Hofmann slept and upon awakening the next morning felt refreshed and clearheaded, though somewhat physically tired. He also stated that he had a sensation of well being and renewed life and that his breakfast tasted unusually delicious. Upon walking in his garden he remarked that all of his senses were "vibrating in a condition of highest sensitivity, which then persisted for the entire day".

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But this is: http://poolcleanersucks.mybrute.com/fight/41061504

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That's no fun at all.

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denied!

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I just leveled Poolcleanersucks -- you now have the SIXTH SENSE! Oooooo.

Fag.

I think it's about using extra senses. Like the hand raising thing is probably based on your other sense, like hearing and even you can see shadows and stuff through closed eyes. You don't "think" you see anything, but there is input to your brain.

Also the driving thing is probably just road feel and the fact that you can gauge by the girls reaction if you are about to hit anything, plus he probably drove the road a few times before and just like a blind person can navigate a house or mall, it would be easy to drive a car if your muscles knew the route.

As to the spike thing, I think it is based upon the subtle feeling of when your hand is on the cup you can probably tell if it is just resting on a coaster, or possibly the spike makes it a more sturdy structure. ie. the cup has no lateral movement when you initially place your hand on it. Also the 'magician' probably recoginizes the wood plints. They look similar but I'll bet he can tell by sight by the edges of the wood or whatever it is which one is which. Maybe the bottoms are different sizes or some slight mark so he knows exactly which coaster is which.

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Great video, but you've broken rule #1 of our community. I won't explain because if you didn't see the giant red text on the submission page, you probably won't see this little black text here.

This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. [closes eyes] *bang.

Good lord, that was fast. Fixed, for now. I'll have to keep a close eye on this one.

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted each joke to have its own rating.

A New York banker is working diligently at First National when a blonde woman walks in and applies for a $5000 loan.

"What do you need the money for?" the banker asks her.

"I'm leaving for California tomorrow, and I'll be on vacation for two weeks," she replies.

"Tomorrow?" The banker questions. "I don't know if we can do that -- After all, we need time to run a credit check on you."

"Oh, don't worry about that," she replies cheerfully. "My Lexus is parked in the lot; I'll put that up for collateral."

The banker, realizing the value of her car well exceeds the amount of the loan, agrees to the deal and the woman goes on her way. Her Lexus is taken to a secure lot where the bank staff keeps a close eye on it, parking it in the shade and even giving it a throurough wash to keep it clean. In two weeks the woman returns as promised, repaying the loan plus interest, totalling $5017.41.

"Thank you for your business," the banker says. "Our staff will bring your car around in a few minutes, but in the meantime, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Go ahead," the woman replies.

"While you were away, we went ahead and ran a credit check on you anyways. To our surprise, we found that you had a couple million dollars in assets and are generally very well off. So why did you need a five-thousand dollar loan from us?"

"Where else in New York does two weeks parking cost only seventeen dollars and forty-one cents?"

No problems bison, we just keep a close eye on probationary members who post self-links. Your word is good enough for me. I think it's time to *return

added some html for usability. Sorry if i changed your post too much.

Like the site, it does support embedding, and will be something that we keep a close eye on.

found this video very entertaining.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-sell-celebrity-photographs