>> ^gwiz665:
Oh, durrr, I left out lann, who has been a pillar of support since.. the unpleasantness, and I am truly grateful for that. You're an awesome person, lann, and I hope to see more of you in the sift. (Underline: more of you the perv is talking about boobs!)


Like I said before what's the point?...you got more boobies than I do.

da da tish!

Hahaha, thanks! I don't even remember the context of that, but it sounds like something like I would say. In all honesty though, I think you're a great guy, and I wouldn't want the sift without ya. (Can you link to the post? I wanna see why I said that. )

>> ^Ryjkyj:
Gwiz,
I'll never forget your first words to me: "Are you pointing at me Ryjkyj, you cock?" They're as true today as they were then. And the answer is yes, yes I am.
Congrats dude.


Kevlar, MrFisk, brycewi19, calvados: Thanks guys, you make it worth being here. Even if we disagree on stuff, I'm glad that you're here to disagree or agree with me. The more the merrier.

drax: TOUCH IT! Come on, just touch it. Hehe. I'm just jacking you, man, lighten up...

issykittehhhh: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happyyyyy, when I am blue. Thanks sweetheart. Your positive presence on the sift is un-matchable and I'm glad you are in my life (the amount that you are).

eric3579: Well, you rock. We have similar minds on many things and I am grateful for that and the internet-friendship we have.


I would hug you all and possibly grab your boob if given a chance - and I mean that in the most loving way I can.

Oh, sorry dude. I'm still fuzzy on what the quality invocation does.

I say Indians because it's so much easier than the PC "Native American".

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Ha. Actually, your promote isn't affected by my quality. I gave him a power point. You pushed it to the top of Sift Talk. It's win-win.

I didn't know I was from East India. Wow.

In reply to this comment by Throbbin:
Thanks for rendering my promote null and void.

I'll forgive you this once because you're indian...just this once.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Congrats on the (way long overdue) promotion! You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend, and we know how you love the ladies... and drinking... and the ladies... and more drinking... and the ladies... but seriously the drinking... and the ladies... and the boobies...

Anyhow, *quality. Glad you could finally make it.

To quote Brock and Phantom Limb on the subject:

Brock: Not even a scar? Did you look around the nipple, or belly button? Sometimes they- they put 'em in through there.
Phantom Limb: Look, she is all woman. I have explored every supple inch of her and have found nothing but nectar.

Ha. Actually, your promote isn't affected by my quality. I gave him a power point. You pushed it to the top of Sift Talk. It's win-win.

I didn't know I was from East India. Wow.

In reply to this comment by Throbbin:
Thanks for rendering my promote null and void.

I'll forgive you this once because you're indian...just this once.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Congrats on the (way long overdue) promotion! You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend, and we know how you love the ladies... and drinking... and the ladies... and more drinking... and the ladies... but seriously the drinking... and the ladies... and the boobies...

Anyhow, *quality. Glad you could finally make it.

Thanks for rendering my promote null and void.

I'll forgive you this once because you're indian...just this once.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Congrats on the (way long overdue) promotion! You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend, and we know how you love the ladies... and drinking... and the ladies... and more drinking... and the ladies... but seriously the drinking... and the ladies... and the boobies...

Anyhow, *quality. Glad you could finally make it.

Brock is the man. Total pro.

>> ^Imagoamin:
The absence of J.G. Thirlwell's excellent score takes the wind out of the sails of this compilation...


Yeah, it's the only one that made the cut.

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Ahh Brock Sampson. i Cant wait till the new season of venture bros!

WOW..
what a totally smug PRICK!
do you think the fact that he is coming across as a fucking self-righteous asshat is lost on him?
antidote?ANTIDOTE?..you have GOT to be shitting me!
this man presumes to know every motivation of atheists and then proceeds to deconstruct his own premise based on?....HIMSELF.
the childish circular logic hurts my head.
i am not an atheist,and i would take this man to the woodshed..
presumptive twat that he is.
brock=EPIC (i mean like lord of the rings kind) FAIL.

You know, I've never once bought a pay per view TV show, but I think I'd pay to see this guy in the Octagon against Brock Lesnar.

Yay Brock Samson!

It's a damn shame textbooks have to be so expensive. It's not my fault I'm trying to cut corners...

I find it ironic how textbooks are so expensive yet they hand bibles out like candy. Not even good candy, those crappy brock black and orange ones you get on halloween that you throw away. I guess knowledge costs but ignorance is free...

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