*related=http://videosift.com/video/ameriKa-Anal-Probe-COMPLY-OR-DIE

Multiple Anal Probes, Forced Defecation For Clenched Buttock has been added as a related post - related requested by chingalera on that post.

ameriKa - Anal Probe - COMPLY OR DIE has been added as a related post - related requested by chingalera.

If this gets out, everyone will want one and I'll have to start waiting months to go in for my 14 hour anal probe, le sigh.

Oh nvm, I don't live in America, carry on.

if u look at the x-ray of the man, all sorts of spinal issues are apparent. even to the untrained eye. The pelvis has been, at a minimum, grossly subluxed (misaligned) at the pubic symphysis.

yes, he was clenching his buttocks. that is how one stabilizes fucked-up-edness.
this man was involved in an accident, probably auto, that caused him to walk funny. Likely, even without a prolonged anal rape, he was constantly in considerable pain to begin with.

Here is the local news story
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removed the video as it now has been sifted here.
http://videosift.com/video/Police-Force-Man-to-14-hour-Anal-Cavity-Search

"Misuse of police powers" = fired. I think you may not realize what he forfeited. A- A handsomely paying job that obviously he doesn't deserve (Or he needs heavy counseling, which is usually prohibited by an establishment afraid to be sued. Perhaps that is one reason why cops kill themselves so much more than the general population.) B- Retirement benefits that could range into the hundreds of thousands of dollars--or more depending how long he lives. C- The ability to work other like jobs, ie. Solider. He probably has nothing much else to go to as far as employment.

If he was in the private sector this would be a water cooler laugh session more than likely.

I would say that's a fucking lot more than you or I would lose. Plus being arrested. I wonder, should he be anally violated too? He made a dipshit move like 90% of Americans, he just happened to be in a dipshit-free requirement profession.

Generally, I would agree with you, but not in this context and not to this degree. Every region in American has their own little dialect and is commonly accepted.

The point of the game is to figure out what the phrase is. The parts of the phrase he supposedly mis-pronounced were already revealed so it's not an issue of him trying to "guess" his way through the game.

same with the southern woman. The G she dropped in swimming was already revealed on the board, so to harp on that particular part of the word was bullshit. gee she said "swimmin'" what other word could she have possibly meant?

had the contestants been trying to mumble their way through some part of the phrase that hadn't been revealed, I would be on WoF's side, but that clearly is not the case.

It was a dick move on their part, probably motivated by not wanting to award prize money. end of story.

What's next? They going to screw over someone with a heavy Boston accent? I guess they screen out anyone with a foreign accent if they are that anal about pronunciation. Guess Joe Pesci won't ever be a celebrity contestant.

I'm sorry, that answer is incorrect. The correct answer was anal.

One thing is for sure: if your banana is covered in Nutella, you're doing anal sex wrong.

Ain't you heard? Anal doesn't count.

That would be directly proportional to the percentage of women who have tried anal with a knowledgeable and caring partner.

Would like to know which percentage of the 40% of women who have tried anal have lasted longer than 3 seconds without crying, screaming or swearing.

One way street.