Aaaackkkk!!!!

I told you! There is nothing more terrifying than a sloth on the ground.
Video does it no justice, you need to see it in real life to know the true horror.

I had a fer-de-lance slither by, 3 feet in front of me, while lying on the ground in Panama. It even stopped to give me the eye....meh, big deal. I was attacked by killer bees and had to walk 5 kilometers out of the jungle to get to a road...life happens. That sloth though....FUCK!

"Remeber the sloth: they don't do shit and haven't gone extinct. I'm sure you can afford to take a nap."

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I can understand how some parents miss MOST things. But a fucking eagle trying to take your kid in your peripheral vision? Dad either has tunnel vision or reflexes like a sloth. He's lucky the eagle lost it's grip!

Oh also we should BAN ALL EAGLES because they are a danger to our children!!!

Somebody "privileged" enough, PLEASE, downvote that comment by shagen454. SO inappropriate and disrespectful....from a sloth!

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

right so..
weird = stupid?
p.s. - I wanna give a sloth lots of caffine


Not stupid. Eating leaves that are toxic to other animals effectively removes competition for nutrition. It's the same tactic used by Koalas, which eat eucalyptus.

right so..

weird = stupid?

p.s. - I wanna give a sloth lots of caffine

>> ^brunopuntzjones:

Heh, didn't expect the last 4 seconds either.


This jerk is taking Batman's jobs. Commissioner Gordon specifically asked for Batman, dude. Freaking economy is making even simple rescue missions highly competitive.

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