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I seem to downvote a lot of your videos.

Just checking in to say, "don't take my downvotes personally". I will throw a few * promotes your way. I usually reserve my downvote for a video if I find its content is actually offensive. You seem to walk the line between genius and insanity. Anyway, sorry about the rash of downvotes. I did actually watch the videos.

FYI if you want to put a link in the description of a vid use html.
like

<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwa6xDhhOmg >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwa6xDhhOmg
</a>

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I appreciate the thought, but allow me to politely decline your kind offer. I wanted the balloon to pop, but it didn't. It's like porn without the money shot.

However, I bet blankfist will take it.

Or maybe he can't. You know, the self-linking rule.

In reply to this comment by bleedmegood:
I wanted you to have this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5DF7yfIwMY&feature=player_embedded#!

i am sorry to inform you that your superfuckingawesome "the pro" vid is..
well...
it's dead jim.
i am so sorry for your loss.

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In reply to this comment by bleedmegood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0e-q5MHwNQ

Yep, seen this before. I think it is on VS too.

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