It's on!

ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to pay tribute take the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!

Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!

I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published

Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.

So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!

See you here crew!

-The RoastMASTER!

HAHAHA!!! NO I DONT WANNA GO STERILE DUE TO THE XRAYS!!!!

In reply to this comment by Don_Juan:
Cod Pieces? Ha! Ashamed of your Cod?? Ha!!

Someone will find a way to subvert this mechanism, and then the security designers will find a way to patch it. So on and so forth. Its not so much a slippery slope argument as a futile effort to avert crisis. Which only adds to the stupidity of it all.

Now we get lead lined cod pieces.

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Sounds like chile piquin's. My grandfather tricked me into eating them as a little kid. I swear I didn't have another pepper until I was in highschool. They are tiny but they sure contain a nice punch.

FYI they are great for cooking with and they grow easily in a hot climate.

In reply to this comment by Don_Juan:
Yo! I once was given a few tiny red BB sized chilli peppers to eat. I was warned that they were major hot, but I was raised in Nuevo Mexico. Having much experience with chili heat, I popped them. They burnt like hell, but then it was over, I thought. I laughed and said "No problem - Yummy!" . Then I noticed this wave of incredibly greater heat begin to slowly envelope me. It was incredibly HOT!! Then it passed and was over. I laughed again as I wiped the tears rolling down my cheeks, and said "No Sweat!!" . I was glad I had survived it, when suddenly I realized that an incredibly even greater wave of heat was returning! Struggling to force myself to breath, trying not to drown in saliva, I was slammed about by the tiny chilis, smashed against the wall, kicked in the teeth and gut, and stomped repeatedly. I then returned to the world of the living ones, and knew I had, in some indescribably intense manner, evolved.

I will NEVER do that again!!!

In reply to this comment by Don_Juan:
You, enoch, are a God. I am a God. We ALL are a God. We have all spoken the poem through you, Enoch. Thank you for being.

thank you my friend.
this was my "coming out" if you will.
at the behest of my friend julie.
your words reveal a kindred spirit yes?
then we are well met.

Congratulations!
Your brains and brawn have earned you "Laura"!!!
(I'm a sucker for the Brains and Brawn combo.)
Did I mention that I love you? No?
Well, "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Roast-List-Refresh

Hello again for the second time today I promoted this vid a while back but it made no difference really. I expect that's because it's long, but it's real gold as far as I can see. Just the first few minutes are worthy of an upvote, it's fascinating what lengths this guy has gone to for native american rights. Most likely more than anyone else did. I thought it might be up your street hun, so here it is
http://www.videosift.com/video/Trudell

I posted this to your missus and i'm thinking you've gotta be cool if you're with her! And you might agree with this. Not sure but take a look anyway, would be much appreciated

http://laura.videosift.com/video/Elis-Regina-Tom-Jobim-aguas-de-maro

Why thank you!

In reply to this comment by Don_Juan:
Paul Simon Rocks!!! Issykitty Rocks!!!

http://parody.videosift.com/talk/Roast-IX-Who-the-fk-is-this-guy

It’s a Slow Sweethearts’ Roast beginning at 3 p.m. EST, on Friday, August 15, 2008:

Roastee: Obsidianfire

Mistress of Ceremonies: karkarlee


Look for karkarlee’s kick-off post and rules of engagement. A survey interview will be posted shortly.

THE JESTER


http://parody.videosift.com/talk