this was the content of the phone call i just got from a limbaugh.

so apparently obama is giving a speech to school children on tuesday sept 8th.

one of my dads, grampa limbaugh, is concerned and thinks i need to keep them out of school that day with alot of other kids. because hes subjecting our kids to mandatory indoctrination. its the first wave of brainwashing. its not his job. its a marxist homosexual agenda. theyre going to acknowledge Allah. blah blah alot of other crazy. 

 i laughed at him and told him 1. that the public school system period was created to create a literate factory work force, literate soldiers and instill patriotism. the whole thing is indoctrination into a political and economic system i dont agree with. 2. i think hes fucking paranoid 3. i was subjected to D.A.R.E class and a k-12 history education that was mostly a lie and a government teacher who despised me after i accidentally scored social anarchist on a political compass test, science classes full of idiots who who talked about god constantly and some wierd ass baptist indoctrination in the military school i got shipped to in the 8th and i turned out ok. theyre 4 and 6 and they have me shaping most of their political views so in your eyes theyre fucked anyway right?

 and resolved to do  more research about this. but so far all the google is producing is pages and pages and pages of the same paranoid rhetoric. i cant find what this damn talk is actually supposed to be about. and im getting increasingly irritated with my families paranoid conservative bullshit. and seriously where the hell did they get "homosexual agenda"?!?!?

also gramps started going off about  how he asked one of his employees how he would feel if his 12 year old son told him he had had sex with the teacher... and the dudes like "well... well.. i dont know" like he didnt think it was that bad. then he apparently asked him how he would feel if it was a male teacher. and somehow that has something to do with obamas speech. but im not at all sure what. maybe obamas asking all the school kids to give it  to their teachers for the good of the nation?

 i totally doubt it. 

 update: the limbaugh called me back. he called the principle of my kids school. BISD is set to NOT show the talk because their job is to "educate, not indoctrinate". my feelings certainly arent hurt by this but WHATS THE DAMN THING SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT?

 and a friend send me a link which explains where the paranoia about a homosexual agenda is coming from

http://www.newsmax.com/us/obama_aid_gay_agenda/2009/06/18/226670.html

http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2009/jun/09061113.html

next time they bring this up i think im going to remind them that ALL of their children, including the boys, have had homosexual experiences.  and ask them what they did as parents to indoctrinate us into this open debaucherous lifestyle.

UPDATE: the limbaugh on socialism: "i knew a guy who used to go to a swingers club and he had to quit going because he always got worse than he brought"