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I bet the cleaning lady hates this guy.

Next semester's class is "How to Shoot Video".

No doubt. I'm sure she is plotting her revenge.

This is how not focusing in class can be so annoying.

Hogwarts!

Winner of the most fire alarms set off award!

Warthogs!

I resemble that remark.

Do you find that your aroma lacks a certain appeal? Can you clear the Savanah after every meal? Does it hurt that your friends never stand downwind?

Have ya thoughta changin' your name, newtboy?

I have considered it, but I won't ever try to be part of a club that would have me as a member.

Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.

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WTF does that mean?
Do you not know I was quoting your avatar?

That was Groucho's way of always winning.

Odd, I saw it as Groucho's way of speaking. I never saw his characters as 'winners'.
If it's wrong, why are you doing it too? ;-)

EDIT: You got me.

I'm saying I literally quoted him word for word -- because he did like winning conversations. His comedic wit alone, invalidating both his ego and all ego around him.

Think about it -- the only valid move in a game of checkers is a tie. When chess is solved, will the correct opening move always lead to tie or will it depend on who goes first for the win?

Groucho had social interaction solved. Whether it lead to a tie or a win is a matter of conjecture.