I like my breasts small...

...but that may be because I'm a man, and breasts would just look silly on me.

Hetero men love breasts, because prehistoric men... loved breasts. It must be true, Jimmy Carr said so.

I love breasts because I like the way nipples feel in my mouth-Oh, and those brown, Asian, thumb-sized nipples?? The bestest! (cute, responsive pink ones are ok, too )

Oh and guys? Uhh, nipples are way better after they've nursed and weened at least once.

Upvote for boobies and weed!

It's always nice to learn interesting factoids about something you're really into.

Happy camper!

"Financially stable men prefer smaller breasts"

...that is one odd choice for a graph axis in this data set (financial stability, not breast size preference). They also need to clarify precisely what they mean. I assume that, on average, men with higher incomes would designate an "ideal/preferred breast size" smaller than that of men with lower incomes. I'd assume that there is an asymptotic minimum (in the b-cup range?); I doubt that 1%ers collectively prefer entirely flat-chested women.

But hey, whatever floats your (motor)boat.

That's true, if the measurement is "what size breasts do the partners of wealthy men have" then it's an easy conclusion. Wealthy women weigh less due to lifestyle and diet, and breast size is influenced by weight more than anything else.

But if they controlled for all the other variables and presented men with attractive upper class women who only differ in breast size (like even using same models with and without falsies), the preference might be reversed.

I think I need to go in and clean up the field of titty research, clearly I'm needed.

Remember to Sift your results!