Hah, thanks mate, but no. I am currently on a tropical island about to go scuba diving!

Jesus, this is just misery heaped upon horror.

Dude, sick Thunderhorse icon!

One of these days.... I'll learn how to fly

That is insanely cool. I mean, there's no way in hell I'd ever plug any kind of USB thing into my machine, but from an aesthetic and novelty geek thing.... it's *quality

If this video has thought me nothing else, I finally know how to pronounce "Zildjian"

I did. So did anyone who took literally 10s to google her name.

Do some research before posting this bullshit.

It’s funny. I’ve lived in the aftermath of a pretty major earthquake for nearly 8 years now. My city is still rebuilding and my house still has cracks in the walls.

And it barely registered on that animation.

Good on her. White males are fucking awful, especially the kind of idiots like this fucking moron who doesn't understand context or satire.

As the right are so fond of saying "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke".

TBF, that's an accurate description of the original song

I didn't really hear it either, but the piano words worked really well.

Man, you are way better with this than me.

*promote

Maybe Scott Pruitt could get a job there.

I was half-expecting some "bom chikka wah" guitar at that point

Oh god, that looks amazing. Love me some porchetta!

Colour me confused. How does the store “forget” to take the tag off. Isn’t the whole point of a security tag to set off an alarm when you leave the shop?