Thanks Ziffy. You indeed named the quality! I'll just ride on his coattails.


In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
A true *quality sifter if there ever was one. All hail king eric (3579 times to be precise)!

Rating: 400 star points
I think I've got Arvana and Ziffy in a cold sweat now.

I love these ads when I saw them on the weekend.... sadly, YouTube had them blocked at that point and I canèt submit directly from the Blackhawks site.... good snatch, Ziffy!

Well, it is VERY depressing and voyeuristic. I think one the whole it could qualify for *art

Thanks for the promote ziffy!

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Q to the ual to the i to the t.
Awesome story, and I lost it laughing when I saw the Dark Lord revealed. My girlfriend looked at me kinda funny though...

Who knew they made blow-up dolls with changeable expressions?

But seriously, how to congratulate a sifter like Ziffy? I guess all I can say is it's nice being one of the thousands of people who watch the viddies you post. Thanks. Keep it up; you make my long afternoons go by very quickly.

I'm running up to the liquor store. Anyone need anything? Don't worry, Ziffy. I'm picking up some Labatt's Sterling. Only the best for this occasion, you Canucklehead!

Ok, so I actually have the "pleasure" (pleasure? really? Um, no.) of being the person on here who's known Zifnab the longest out of anyone and that's due to actually working together in real life. That means I know stuff.

Oh, I know stuff.

TRUE: Zif loves the badminton and the volleyball. He's also really shitty at both and thinks he tries the better he'll get. Just like the time he broke his #$%^in' ankle! Your serve! Yeesh.

FALSE: There is a chain hanging on his dragon tattooed dangle.

TRUE: Sorry, there's no chain --and I really wish he hadn't shown me.

TRUE: His pool table has a massive Pink Floyd Division Bell poster hanging by it. As soon as Zif's losing a game of pool, he turns on the blinky red lights in the eyes to distract his opponent.

TRUE: He cheats at everything, the bastard.

FALSE: He's a furry freak.

TRUE: He's LARPer and he's the one on the left http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/01/dnd-cosplay-2.jpg

FALSE: He slams his phone down at the office after every phone call.

TRUE: He ends every phone call with "yeah, with YOUR MOM!"

FALSE: He's balding.

TRUE: He shaves.....eeeeevvvveeerrrryyyywhere.

FALSE: He laughs maniacally when people nuke fish in the microwave in the office kitchen (oh, the smell!!)

TRUE: He laughs maniacally when the guy next to him in the office says 'pork'. Seriously, WTF?

FALSE: His favorite winter sport is hockey.

TRUE: His favorite winter sport is women's curling (thanks to me introducing him to the great Kelley Law.... on her hands and knees... screaming "HARDER!" Awesome. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/46/Kelleylaw.jpg/200px-Kelleylaw.jpg

FALSE: Zif is Canadian and proud of it.

TRUE: Zif was born in Seattle, but loves to say 'aboot'.

But seriously, congrats on the roast here, Ziffy. Can't wait until you change your phone greeting to "That's what she said!"

Dick.

maswithnumbers say's this, in it's personal profile...
":
I have been on the sift for a while now, and my main goal is to become one of the higher ranked members... Please be sure to check out the best of Personal Queue playlist to get some videos sifted..."

Guess he could do this in several ways, but the quickest way, of course, is to follow # 1 to the bathroom, and check hygeine habits.....NO!WAIT!!!! BAD IDEA-

oR YOU COULD DO LIKE ZIFFY HERE, INSECT-LIKE....EFFICIENT...TASK ORIENTED...DEDICATED AS IF DRIVEN BY SOME .... oh sorry, caps....as if summoned by some urge or impulse, implanted in the code.....


or like me, I like someone I fuck with them till they hit me or fuck my brains out or live with me for so lomg they simply deal, because the alternatives boggle the feeeeeeblist of half-wits.......

Carry on ya wannabees........especially you mealy-mouthed snipes that still have or just lost yer P's(ssth' fukkin females now....)....SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!??????

I gotcha, Ziffy.
*Quality work, eric.

Sorry Ziffie, but it's a duperino:

http://www.videosift.com/video/I-feel-weird-for-being-impressed-by-an-accordion-player

Ziffy's right again, as usual.

good,thing,im,not,jealous,but,i,hate,him,anyway

35?!?! Good lord, Ziffy. Congrats, you certainly earned it. And kudos again to Raven for a great contest.

ooh, that was quick! thanks ziffy!