Youngling *fail. At least she took it well

Best story ever! It's what everyone wished they did in school!

In reply to this comment by EDD:
It might have been the 5th grade and we had a real shitty Math teacher at the time. It's not that she really sucked at Math (she did), it's that she was just this terrible terrible human being (more on that in a sec); she was also our class supervisor, which meant she headed all extra-curricular activities, museum trips, etc.

One of her most screwed-up and unprofessional favorite things to do in class was to wait for a hapless kid to make a mistake while solving a problem on the chalkboard. She anticipated these moments like a fucking alligator in the Amazon jungle. Every kid dreaded having to go up to the front. Whenever an unfortunate youngling made a mistake, be it just an "+" instead of a "-" in an equation, she'd stand up, and say to the class "Johnny made a mistake, class. Let's all point a finger at him, laugh and say Mistake, mistake!" - I fucking kid you not. And everybody had to do it. It's like she could only get off on little kids being humiliated.

Now, I wasn't a prodigy, but I was pretty damn smart. Especially at Math. In fact, I was already better at it than she was. I was also pretty much a poster child - almost never caused any trouble, didn't cuss, etc. As a result, there was little reason for her to have me up there after the first couple of times of going to the chalkboard and solving problems in a minute without any mistakes. Naturally, this made some of the other kids jealous of me, but that's not the point.

So one day she has me do it anyway. I get up there, start copying the equation from the textbook, and bam! I write down the wrong number. I realize my mistake after some 10 seconds and rush to the sponge to erase the incorrect integer and as soon as I start doing that, the bitch notices. Fuck.
She stands up. Takes two steps towards me. She says her infamous line to the class, some of whom are eager that the poster boy will be the recipient. They start: Mis...
Me (shouting, completely spontaneous): FUCK YOU ALL, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Nobody said a word. Hell, I was as shocked as anyone. I finished solving the problem and went back to my seat. I was never sent to the principal's office.

She never did that shit again.

It might have been the 5th grade and we had a real shitty Math teacher at the time. It's not that she really sucked at Math (she did), it's that she was just this terrible terrible human being (more on that in a sec); she was also our class supervisor, which meant she headed all extra-curricular activities, museum trips, etc.

One of her most screwed-up and unprofessional favorite things to do in class was to wait for a hapless kid to make a mistake while solving a problem on the chalkboard. She anticipated these moments like a fucking alligator in the Amazon jungle. Every kid dreaded having to go up to the front. Whenever an unfortunate youngling made a mistake, be it just an "+" instead of a "-" in an equation, she'd stand up, and say to the class "Johnny made a mistake, class. Let's all point a finger at him, laugh and say Mistake, mistake!" - I fucking kid you not. And everybody had to do it. It's like she could only get off on little kids being humiliated.

Now, I wasn't a prodigy, but I was pretty damn smart. Especially at Math. In fact, I was already better at it than she was. I was also pretty much a poster child - almost never caused any trouble, didn't cuss, etc. As a result, there was little reason for her to have me up there after the first couple of times of going to the chalkboard and solving problems in a minute without any mistakes. Naturally, this made some of the other kids jealous of me, but that's not the point.

So one day she has me do it anyway. I get up there, start copying the equation from the textbook, and bam! I write down the wrong number. I realize my mistake after some 10 seconds and rush to the sponge to erase the incorrect integer and as soon as I start doing that, the bitch notices. Fuck.
She stands up. Takes two steps towards me. She says her infamous line to the class, some of whom are eager that the poster boy will be the recipient. They start: Mis...
Me (shouting, completely spontaneous): FUCK YOU ALL, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Nobody said a word. Hell, I was as shocked as anyone. I finished solving the problem and went back to my seat. I was never sent to the principal's office.

She never did that shit again.

I was also a longtime lurker like you, and we both ended our sift virginity at approximately the same time. Us semi-younglings gotta stick together, you know! Well done!

Well, just wanted to let everyone know I still have all my 76 star points, that's the spirit eh younglings?

>> ^volumptuous:
Earth to asshats:
Kids don't give one shit about reciting the pledge of allegiance, and would be much happier if you scrapped the whole stupid thing, and just start the classroom morning by, oh I dunno, teaching?


But if they ditch the Pledge how will they indoctrinate the younglings with nationalistic dogma?

The Pledge is something I've always had a problem with being in schools. Children simply don't have enough knowledge needed to form an opinion about any country's worth, let alone affirming their devotion to it.

>> ^BillOreilly:
Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs. Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.
And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.


This may be hard for you to grasp...but pot is not a gateway drug ok? If anything is a gateway drug it's alcohol.

BTW...how much control do you want the government to have over it's people anyways? Don't you think when we have to outlaw nature that we have gone to far?

Like alcohol. Look at all the trouble legalizing that did...

>> ^BillOreilly:
Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs. Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.
And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.

>> ^BillOreilly:
Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs. Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.
And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.


An anti troll impersonating a regular troll. I like it.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs.
Uh, no. Pot is not a gateway drug. It has its price and bodily penalty for using, but so does eating ham or sticking your wang in a mousetrap.
Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.
I'd rather have cops going after child rapists and murderers than heroin addicts. There's always going to be a percentage of people with addictive personalities as well as people beyond redemption. All anyone else can do is offer help, but a user has to want to help herself or it won't work. It's ridiculous to think that all the people who have never tried illegal drugs are only waiting for them to be legalized.
And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.
1) Don't knock it till you try it.
2) Your TV is more of a life-destroying drug than pot.
3) Yes We Cannabis.


It's so weird to see QM on the majority side of an argument.

>> ^BillOreilly:
Wow, all you younglings must know deep in your hearts that what I say is fact, judging by all of the pitiful responses. I guess drugs numb the mind, making coherence impossible. Someday, some of you will grow up and take my advice. Until then, go ahead, smoke your lives away, thankfully I'm not breathing it in.

Calling us younglings doesn't make "us" look naive and idealistic, it makes you look archaic and rigid. Yea, so a "talkie" with a hot dog and a pop only cost a nickel when you were growing up...great, now go make sure your life-alert has fresh batteries.

Wow, all you younglings must know deep in your hearts that what I say is fact, judging by all of the pitiful responses. I guess drugs numb the mind, making coherence impossible. Someday, some of you will grow up and take my advice. Until then, go ahead, smoke your lives away, thankfully I'm not breathing it in.

Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs.

Uh, no. Pot is not a gateway drug. It has its price and bodily penalty for using, but so does eating ham or sticking your wang in a mousetrap.

Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.

I'd rather have cops going after child rapists and murderers than heroin addicts. There's always going to be a percentage of people with addictive personalities as well as people beyond redemption. All anyone else can do is offer help, but a user has to want to help herself or it won't work. It's ridiculous to think that all the people who have never tried illegal drugs are only waiting for them to be legalized.

And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.

1) Don't knock it till you try it.

2) Your TV is more of a life-destroying drug than pot.

3) Yes We Cannabis.

>> ^BillOreilly:
Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs. Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.
And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.


The only thing you got right is that smoking pot is a health risk. But then again, so is driving at 55 mph. Get your facts straight. Alcohol is more of a gateway drug than pot ever could be. Your stupidity and illogical deduction is absolutely mind-numbing; more so than smoking a joint could ever achieve. I actually feel dumber after having read your post. I put forth that we should enact a law against the incoherent ramblings of the older generation, who 1) cannot use their own faculties to critically think for themselves and 2) do nothing but use condescension as a means of artificially inflating their ego.

Time to go back to sleep, BillO. Here's some warm milk. (Shhh, I slipped some brandy in it for him.)

>> ^BillOreilly:
Younglings, you forget that aside from all the health risks, smoking pot also leads to harder drugs. Legalize pot and you immediately have a much bigger market for crack, heroin, and meth. This country is in enough trouble as it is without going down that road.
And anyone who smokes pot is an immature piece of trash. Yup, I said it.

It's true. Pot does lead to harder drugs because people start with pot. You know what else leads to harder drugs? Milk. Almost everybody who does drugs has at one time, drank milk.

I always ask somebody who combats lifting prohibition with the argument "if they make it legal, everybody will be on meth, crack, etc..." with the question, "if it were legal, would you do it?" Furthermore, advances in modern medicine has made it possible to put you in a controlled coma and force the drugs out of your system over 24 hrs, thus flushing the physical need to do more. That, coupled with some rehabilitation therapy and some persuaded changes of an ex-addicts lifestyle, would be a far more useful and cost effective method than imprisonment.