What would happen if a wombat mated with a fox?
red panda.

upvote for wombat

I'm pretty sure she said "They'll chew up the foundation of your house in a second". I didn't realize wombats had jaws like a jackhammer.

For a second I thought she was pulling on his junk, and I was going 'what a life these wombats have'

no no I wanted to *sticky it!
congrats wombats, EDD!!!
(I am assuming that your user name was indeed inspired by the ed edd & eddy show and not an acronym for "erectile dysfunctional, damnit".)
(Lame attempt at humor, I know...)
anywhoooooo
CONGRATS again!

He looks like a wombat.

Sounds like one too.

Holy crap I couldn't sit through all of that. I am STUNNED that so many Americans actually consider him to be a worthy opposition, that they actually WANT him as any kind of leader. The man's smile makes me retch a little bit, his speaking is slow and cumbersome, his look that of a dazed wombat who's just been woken up.

If America votes him in over Obama, then your descent into global ridicule and scorn will continue at breakneck speed.

Personally, I've rarely seen a guy smile so much--I mean, that's not the "oh baby" smile, that's the "I'm not gonna tell you there is a wombat about to crap on your head" smile. i would worry if I saw a smile like that...

But yeah, basically, you look like that--at least if we played it at triple speed or something. But then, sex, when not in it, is pretty undignified. That's a good question? Why do we find it sexy for a woman to pantomime oral sex but funny for a man to?

Myer's Christmas peep show

EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.

A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year's Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.

But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.

"I don't know what to think," said a mother of four.

"They look like they are... involved"... [Read More]

via: http://videowombat.blogspot.com/

from video wombat:


"Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn star in a show about two nerds who work in a comic book store. This is the failed pilot episode shot for Comedy Central back in 2000. With special guest star Sarah Silverman."

I would just like to add, were I wealthy, I would pay to have this show made, if only for my own personal enjoyment.