Okay okay okay... I agree I giggled way to much at this... but does anyone know HOW this is possible? Did the dog have water sucked up his ass? Did he drink so much it's started coming out the other end...

Overly analytical commenter over analyzes and needs to know.

Cut Joementum loose, I say. Never liked him, even when he was Al Gore's running mate. He can stick his God talk up his ass.

He looks like someone I know, only the guy I know doesn't have his head up his ass.

Good. Join the Army. Prove to everyone what an idiot you are.

Remove all doubt, once and for all.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I don't know why you think he's my sockpuppet, when everyone already knows he's in Netrunner's family business. However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass. I'm still thinking about it.
Good job. What a meteoric rise. You'll be a crownie in no time, and then you can post all sorts of poo videos in your comment avatar. And that's what power is all about.


I even wondered if he was a clever bait and switch sock puppet of Choggie's.... that he threw everyone off the trail with coming out on all the obvious sock puppet accounts.

I don't think that now

Maybe I'm trying to steal your watch.



>> ^burdturgler:
I was just trying to steal your watch.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
...However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass....

Fixed, just for you.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I don't know why you think he's my sockpuppet, when everyone already knows he's in Netrunner's family business. However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass. I'm still thinking about it.

Good job. What a meteoric rise. You'll be a crownie in no time, and then you can post all sorts of poo videos in your comment avatar. And that's what power is all about.

I was just trying to steal your watch.



>> ^kronosposeidon:
...However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass....

I don't know why you think he's my sockpuppet, when everyone already knows he's in Netrunner's family business. However he HAS asked me to stick my hand up his ass. I'm still thinking about it.

Good job. What a meteoric rise. You'll be a crownie in no time, and then you can post all sorts of poo videos in your comment avatar. And that's what power is all about.

Well, where the hell was he when all this was going down? Shoveling gold up his ass.

I would have taken that bat, and beat the shit out of that guy... and then shoved a constitution right up his ass.

Good show, good find.

From wikipedia:

"Legal action against the guardsmen

Eight of the guardsmen were indicted by a grand jury. The guardsmen claimed to have fired in self-defense, which was generally accepted by the criminal justice system. In 1974 U.S. District Judge Frank Battisti dismissed charges against all eight on the basis that the prosecution's case was too weak to warrant a trial.[13]

In May 2007, Alan Canfora, one of the injured protestors, demanded that the case be reopened, having found an audiotape in a Yale University government archive allegedly recording an order to fire ("Right here! Get Set! Point! Fire!") just before the 13 second volley of shots.[15]

Canfora has been on a crusade since discovering the tape, hoping to get authorities to reopen the case and use new technology to perform voice analysis. Larry Shafer, a guardsman who said he fired during the shootings and was one of those charged told the Kent-Ravenna Record Courier newspaper in May 2007:" I never heard any command to fire. That's all I can say on that," Shafer, a Ravenna city councilman and former fire chief, told the newspaper. "That's not to say there may not have been, but with all the racket and noise, I don't know how anyone could have heard anything that day." Shafer also when on to say that "point" would not have been part of a proper command." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

Just to even the spin out, oh wait... not a single guardsmen was killed.

The threat of force does not always work, and it can make a bad situation much, much worse.

Which is why you should tell your CO or XO to stick it up his ass.

Guy's definitely got his head up his ass.

But I don't wish it on anyone that they get drugged and robbed, all while thinking they're gonna get some ass, just because they have some ignorant ass opinions.

Three men were escaping from a prison.
The prison was located on a small island few miles from the main land so they had to swim for a long time before they got to the shore.
One of the men didn‘t have enough energy to swim this long so he drowned right before they got to the shore.

The other two dragged the body with them to the land and tried to revive him.
The only problem was that neither one of them knew how to perform CPR.
Then one of them says: “I think were supposed to blow air up his ass to clear out the water.”
“How are we supposed to do that?” Says the other one.
“I found this short piece of hose. We can stick one end up his ass and blow in the other end.”

The men decide that is the best thing to do, so they flip him over, pull down his pants, stick the hose up his ass and start blowing.
After one of them has been blowing for some time he gets tired and asks the other one to take over.
The other man takes the hose but instead of blowing in to it he yanks it out of the dead guys ass and turns it the other way.
When he is about to stick the other end in the ass his friend stops him and asks him what hell he thinks he’s doing.
The man looks at him surprised and says: “Do you think I am going to use the same end as you?”

"America is doomed" that part is surprisingly head on, but not with that explanation. Fred Phelps needs to die a fiery death with a jagged cross up his ass. Or so the devil would have me believe.

"this.is.GOLD
this guy got pwned! to bad he's got his head so far up his ass he doesn't even realize it."

check a mirror, P-boy

this imbecilic comment, brought to you by another soon-to-be god-bashing, circle jerker ....Grow the fuck up, kiddies....
*derailed