Why are they even limited? Promotes are unlimited afaik and they do essentially the same thing.

Good idea, I've been meaning to suggest that this site functions more like a news ticker than an archive of funny videos.

On another note, perhaps there could be a function for being given a random video with > x amount of votes?

You know what NetRuiner? By posting this bullshit from the editorializing first to-go dweeb like Cenk, I must suffer adds on the YT ticker, that was spent to sell me the next governor and lieutenant governor of Texas, because you think this crack-smear has something to tell the Nation, in your insulated bubble of WTF, LOL, and, MY COUNTRY CAN AND WILL WITH HOPE FLAVORED, WE KNOW YOU KNOW THE REAL STORY, HORSESHIT..no better than the poorly rendered schoolbook you remember from grade school-Not today, Q-tips.

Fuck the Vote.

TYT has sucked balls from their inception....a buncha wanna be wankers who don't know how well yet the cock they can blow beter than housewives with prescriptions..

Corporations have a new lure..........TYT and their popularity on the tubes, dumb asses.

For crissakess, burn your televisions and deny yourselves computers if you can't get the message-Your opinions are shit!

Oh and fuck the tone and timbre of this post, the leading tags, the title, everything.....sorry to have had the young turks spell your dysfunction out for you all....you 5 or so voters-

The ticker.."Several new species of hallucinogenic plants, consumed by Wayne."

Is the ticker story about gang rape at about 1:57 just a coincidence?

News ticker stories (stolen from Reddit)...

- Black & Decker named official torture device of the 'hostel' series.
- New fertility drug promises to help couples realize dream of having TLC show.
- Media watchdogs criticize Calvin Klein's 'Penetration' cologne.
- Report: Wikipedia ushering in golden age of Holocaust revisionism.
- Haagen-Dazs released new line of ice creams for barren women.
- White house reluctantly accepts Collect Call from Indonesia.
- IRS rebrands itself 'The S' to appeal to younger demographic.
- Happening Now: Cottage cheese ruined by mental image of grandmother eating cottage cheese.
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas re-released from Disney Vault.

>> ^yourhydra:
too elaborate. wish it ended with the puke.


No way! The whole point is that the lamp ends up back in the Pixar logo again. And it's full of great details throughout - the lower-case 'i' by the graveside, the placards ("UR A DCK"), the news ticker... gags worthy of Pixar.

I found it interesting that the entire time the mayor is talking half of the frame (which is less than half of the screen space, because of the ticker on the bottom) is taken up by a huge rotating, flashing blue 'news giver' and then when the lawyer is speaking there is no such thing. Just shots of him and wider shots of the interviewer and the mayor. The shot goes from a feeling of claustrophobia during the mayor to being intrinsically open.

I don't quite eat up what these people are theorizing. The big bang is just a theory, they can't prove it. Its the same concept as to try and understand what it feels like before you were born and became in existence or what happens after death. Its simply impossible to have proof and only theory exists. How can they say there were no time? time does not exist, that ticker was made by man according to how things work in the universe, the universe itself has no time. Does a piece of rock laying on a desert floor have time ?

Humans are simply not intelligent to comprehend the big question. You can know what is 1 plus 1. Its within human comprehension. Try to think what was there before and how everything started out of nothing, or what caused the spark. You can't. We do not posses this intelligence. The same as a pet can not comprehend 1 plus 1.

Oh... My... GOD!!!!!

JOHN HUGHES IS DEAD!









(read the news ticker)

you can tell you're posting because of the cowardly labels you toss about.. i knew by the first word you were spouting off again.

why dont you move it iran qm

lol look over half your post is stuff only you think you understand... you're fucking dumb bro

Olbyloon witch doctors poke Bush voodoo doll Big Coal Al Snore's scam greenvangelicals socialists crap and betrayed.

Did i just blow your mind by reading that little ticker stream in your brain out loud?? soooo funny that in your head that makes any sense at all.... in fact LOL. loser.

Upvote for most retarded news ticker.

With an impressive client list indeed.

Apparently, the lie is what enticed many of them.

The ticker at the bottom is relentless!! CNN, you can calm down a little, the election is over

"Turkeys die as Governor Palin takes questions from media"
"GOV Palin keeps talking while turkeys get slaughtered behind her"
"Turkey-killing fowls Palin news conference"
"GOV Palin apparently oblivious to Turkey carnage over her shoulder"
"GOV Palin not realizing incongruity of her words versus her backdrop"

Maybe they hired the onion ticker guy for this clip

From the ticker: "Gallup: 44% of Americans believe the world is less than 10,000 years old."

Nice to be reminded of that periodically.

>> ^joedirt:
BEST INTERVIEW EVER.
"aren't you embarrassed about ACORN registering phony voters"
"isn't Senator Obama's comment a potentially crushing political blunder?"
"you may recognize this quote, ... -- how is Senator Obama not a Marxist"
"Are you saying America's days as the world's leading power is over?"
"What do you say to Obama changing US into socialist Sweden?"


It reminded me of the Simpsons episode when they showed FOX news and it had the ticker on the bottom of the screen:

"Do Democrats cause cancer? Find out at foxnews.com!"
"Study: 92 percent of Democrats are gay"
"JFK posthumously joins Republican party"
"Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple"