hell yeah bob!
best pres since REGAN.
totally! we need to FIX north korea - show them who's boss.
Do you like chuck Norris?
I do! I fuckin love chuck norris. he'd roundhouse kick kim Jong into next year - haha the chinese new year!
I fuckin love machine guns. are you cool with machine guns! long live the NRA.
Do you want to watch chuck norris movies with me?
I like him and arnold and stallone too. we could play CALL of DUTY on XBOX together.
I have a bunker that I built in my back yard. I need a buddy!
It has a bunkbed (in the bunker! arg arg!). let's hang out.
I have several machine guns and prescription drugs.

Call me selfish, but if's a choice between tasty animals and being some sort of tantric love machine....

pass the steak.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
*promote

Damn man your a promoting love machine today!!! <3

>> ^Skeeve:

If you are moved by the story, the good old internet love machine has produced a few ways to help Kathleen out.
http://www.firstgiving.com/kathleenscrusaders - All proceeds will go to the Huntingtons Disease Society of America.
https://treetowntoys.com/ - A kind soul who lives near Kathleen who owns a toy store is raising money to give her a child's dream: a toy store shopping spree. 10% of all donations will also go to her family as cash for help with life in general.


The people over at Reddit are on the case.

I've also heard something about... rules 1 and 2.

This is a picture of Kathleen and her mom, taken weeks before her mothers passing. You have my axe....
>> ^Skeeve:

If you are moved by the story, the good old internet love machine has produced a few ways to help Kathleen out.
http://www.firstgiving.com/kathleenscrusaders - All proceeds will go to the Huntingtons Disease Society of America.
https://treetowntoys.com/ - A kind soul who lives near Kathleen who owns a toy store is raising money to give her a child's dream: a toy store shopping spree. 10% of all donations will also go to her family as cash for help with life in general.

If you are moved by the story, the good old internet love machine has produced a few ways to help Kathleen out.

http://www.firstgiving.com/kathleenscrusaders - All proceeds will go to the Huntingtons Disease Society of America.

https://treetowntoys.com/ - A kind soul who lives near Kathleen who owns a toy store is raising money to give her a child's dream: a toy store shopping spree. 10% of all donations will also go to her family as cash for help with life in general.