Me didz a survey written by Dotdude for ammo...


1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?

-School and work, just like every other carbon based human.

2. If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?

-Every other time period sucked ass. Think about it - Oh how nice the 50's were, when everyone was so polite, life was simple, blacks couldn't drink out of the same water fountain as I could, and mercury was awesome to play with. (Maybe it wasn't so great after all.) Or maybe the future, when SiftBot begins his extermination of those he deems unnecessary. The present is a good era for tolerance and medicine, yet not to the point where technology is frightening.

-The second half of that question didn't make any damn sense.

3.Who are you more fond of?
A.Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

-I'll take "A," because that's the only one that qualifies as a "who."

4.How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs

-Huh? Match my underwear with what? My hat? Are people checking for that? Oh, and boxers.

5.Mac or pc

-I'm not gay, so the answer is obvious.

6. Would you prefer death by firing squad or salmonella who would you wish lime disease upon???

-I'd prefer not to die. In fact, I plan on living forever - so far, so good. And I'd wish lime disease on people who wear bluetooth headsets out of their car.

7.Sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?

-Those first two were weird hooker names. I'll take Cherry.

8.Tits, ass, or leg man

-Boobs just cuz I have no originality.

9. Chair stand or prostrate

-I don't like the looks of Wikipedia for "prostrate," so I'll take chair stand, whatever that is.

10. Cat dog or reptile

-Human. More interesting.

11.Fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa

-That's not a question, damnit!! It doesn't even make grammatical sense!

12.Time, Newsweek or USNews and World Report?

-Digg.

13.Beer preference?

-I don't get a choice. I'm underaged so it's whatever's available.

14.Can you open it for me?

-???

15.Ever arrested?

-Tasered twice.

16.Cheetos: crunchy or poofs?

-Cheese Nips are way more badass.

17.Bangs, balding or rug?

-God I hope none.

18. Clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache

-Couldn't grow it if I wanted to.

19. Five most cherished possessions

-My penis - use it everyday.
-Everything else pales in comparison.

20. Religion, raised as

-Catholic. I'm now a Godless heathen, only cuz I like to sleep in.

21. Favorite childhood memory

-My memory is shot to hell. I'm not even sure if I ever was a child.

22. Favorite childhood television show

-Teletubbies.

23. Most sacred personal Rant?

-Like I said, bluetooth headset wearing idiots are pompous, self-consumed sons of bitches.

24. Reason not to go to Burningman?

-Not big on LSD.

25, Slug or Snail?

-What am I doing with it?

26. Sift Hero?

-SiftBot has way more comments than me, so him.

27. SiftBot: Slave/servant or Secret overlord

-I have a theory that SiftBot is nothing more than a little guy that was coded into VideoSift to pop up whenever an event occurs on a video, and is nothing more.

28. Do you have any MySpace, Facebook, or images of yourself online that you're willing to share?

-Already did. Check the profile.

Its live action teletubbies... only less straight...

Why stop with Sherri? Cancel the damn thing altogether, and replace with re-runs of the farm report...or better, Teletubbies, so you won't shock the devoted during the transition....

I think the process of learning to post a video to VS is a good thing. Maybe it sends them into the FAQ for information. Maybe it just makes them more knowledgeable of VS and the way things work here, and that makes them better members, imo. Of course, VS can only get so big if you exclude the easily-challenged and lazy by forcing them to pass through the gauntlet of the brutal, incomprehensible VS submission process. Some people will no doubt feel typing out such ridiculously long embed codes with their haughty ampersands and senseless star thingies would be time better spent clicking between "Planet's Funniest Animals" and "Teletubbies".

Okay here we go
"At least he didn't tie a bomb to his waist and blow up some Jewish Teletubbies"

or

"Maybe the problem is they let mice own land!"

i'm 100% against automatic filters. i never like them and probably i never will.

the sift don't need them, that's not a teletubbies forum. there are FEW comments who cause problems and they can be dealt directly.

choggie is down for some maintinance as well, ... whip-its and bongers, with warm water and electrodes....whoa! Teletubbies is on!!!!!

Tubby toast all gone???....naughty Noo Noooooo!

my daughter was absolutely mesmerized when she was little and the teletubbies came out ... children love bright colors and repetition ... this is the perfect show for them.

i LOVED watching her watch them!! good times!

In reply to your comment:
“Choggie, what the hell is that abomination attached to the teletubby? Don't get me wrong, Teletubbies deserve to have abominations attached to their faces....”Glad you asked swapgirl, I'm quite attached to this little charm...twas given to me by my friends wife, a good luck (godlike) charm of Spanish origins, she remembered from her childhood in Italy..She gave everyone one upon her return from holiday....Choggie is rough with things and choggie can't have anyting nice, so mine ended up with the hands, head missing altogether, and the sock that was his ass, had to be glued on with super glue.....Why stop there??.. I replaced his head with a slug from a 45, and his appendages, including his hand replacements, are tiny stylized figures, which were hand painted by some psychotic train enthusuist, that i fuond in the rubbish bin, marked BFI (big fucking incinerator).

He now hangs from my rear view mirror, and am happy to report, he's worked to make me some end-o-year cabbage, and eased the painful itch of road rage a bit...I focus my rage through him now, instead of directly into the driver at fault.!
Merry Xmas!

...this was one of my first post's mlx, good luck...i think real men and women think Teletubbies are lame..... Gerberbaby sun-head......Uh OHHHHHHHHHH!

...by the way, that shits urban myth, I'm realer than real!

Nah hey, man, don't get me wrong, there is some brilliant brit humor, I tend to appreciate it moreso than most garden variety here....but this is pretty freekin sophomoric-and the flying saucer medely went out in the seventies....Me personally, as far as humor goes, Paul Mooney is bay far, the funniest man in my USA.

http://www.delafont.com/comedians/paul-mooney.htm

As for Seinfeldt, Kramer made the show, and was a comic genius way b-4 seinfeld-Hate his girl neighbor, and can't stand the bald loud guy.

The Goodies
Are you being served?
Faulty Towers....and, of course, the greatest contribution to television since the aerial, TELLETUBBIES!!!!!!!!!
(seriously, I Heart Teletubbies.....(Mr. Blobby was a mistake, though.)
and I can't give ya a favorite sitcom-type show, I don't watch TV alot and don't even know whats' on. I know this, ...seems like they use the same writers on every one of em! Regurgitation is for cattle.

See....Bug...Teletubbies are sweet! I could do that ...its like synchronized swimming.

see...Butters likes Teletubbies!

and when you see the abomination of desolation, standing in the holy place...let the reader understaand.... zat these people whose diversions are chuckled about are the muses of our whacky, downward spiral-did ya'll see "Zardoz"??? Like,..Teletubbie hatred I swarr!
Seriously, most of the freaks are crazy, white folks.

never found the teletubbies to be cute. Just really really really annoying. I speak from watching hours and hours and hours of it as decreed by our dictator, our son.