>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.


Wrong. Have you ever taken a SEVERE impact to say the kidneys? Because it makes it so that you can't take a breath in. You sit there wriggling and squirming because it's such an alien feeling, whilst air slowly escapes from your lungs making a horrible gurgling sound and you can make vague semblances of words/phrases with that air that's escaping.

I remember once, playing football, i was taking a drink behind the goal when someone took a wayward corner and the ball hit me cleanly and HARD in my kidneys. Man, i couldn't breathe for about 20 seconds, and i was making the exact same sort of noises and saying "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" in the same voice she was. I'm not sure WHAT she hurt on the landing, but she definitely wasn't being overly dramatic, she just couldn't breathe. That "oooooooooooooooo" sound she's making is your normal reaction to a painful impact ('ow, or ohhhh'), but she literally can't control the flow or speed of air in and out of her lungs. Try it some time

However, it IS funny. I don't necessarily see what's funny about the dog one, because that's exactly what you should do with a dog. That's what the dog's doing, after all. Flail around, make yourself look dangerous, make a lot of noise, and hey it worked - he didn't get his shit bitten.

Worst drinking game ever: Take a drink every time this guy looks at the camera.

There sure are a lot of serious stories here, but I think I'll contribute a slightly amusing/too-much-information one, ala Blankfist.

A few weeks ago my girlfriend was visiting for Spring break (she goes to school on the West coast, I go to school on the East coast), and I took her to play a game of Kings with a group of my friends. We play with a different set of rules from those listed in the WikiPedia article, but overall it's pretty much the same game. In any case, one of the cards meant a game of "Never Have I Ever," where you all put up a certain number of fingers (in this case, three) and people take turns saying something they've never done before. If you've done it, you put a finger down, and the first person to run out of fingers loses and has to take a drink.

In any case, as you would guess from drunken college students, many of the things people had never done were sexual in nature, as a way to humorously embarrass the people around you. The group was pretty well-mixed, with almost as many girls as guys. Eventually somebody said "Never have I ever done 69," and my girlfriend and I both had to drop a finger. We were the only ones in the entire room to do so, something that everyone noticed rather quickly.

Later highlights from that game included someone pulling a Jack and making the rule that you had to say "in JAPR's ass" at the end of every phrase or sentence or you had to take a drink, which made the game both awkward and hilarious for me. This was further compounded by my girlfriend pulling a Jack and making the rule that "any time you say 'in JAPR's ass, you have to make an inserting motion.'" The motions made for the next ten minutes of the game got pretty creative. I suspect this may have been a little bit of revenge on her part for embarrassment she felt during the games of Never Have I Ever.

take a drink when "Someone in the crowd passes out."

Well geez.. we've had what? A couple of heart attacks and a senatorial seizure. That has to count for more than just *one* drink

Don't take any drinks from Dj SunKid, he be spiking that shit with LSD.

Wish I was there

Apparently Sarzy's uncomfortable obsession has crossed the pond. Dude, I suggest you take up drinking- it's probably healthier.

All Olbermann is trying to do is display O'Reilly's apparent disregard for reality and factual events, his tendency to say literally ANYTHING to come across as intelligent and/or correct, his contempt for apoligies and self-consistency, and Fox News' willingness to attempt to obfuscate the public record by lying right alongside their parrot.

If Olbermann soils his public image by continuing to take O'Reilly down and is inexorably taken down with him, at least he can rest easy knowing that the sacrifice was well worth it. O'Reilly is demonstrably a fountain of ignorance, irrationality, and primitive thinking. Unfortunately many people (some of whom are regulars here) enjoy taking huge drinks from it.

Regardless of what party or ideology one supports, be it Liberal or Conservative, we should be wary of anyone willing to lie in our faces for political gain- there are plenty of pundits on either side who together are doing more to damage the country than any terrorist.

So, a dago, a Lithwhack, a kangy and gimp from Ohio are sitting in a bar.....and a fly lands on the rim of the whop's glass...."Grazie per la pulitura dell'orlo per me, ora....SHOO!

The fly jumps over to the A.I.'s glass...."You know that flys carry germs??? "Bartender!! What kind of insect-infested joint are you running here!!" Can you believe that!!" I'm never coming here again!!!" He gets up and leaves...

The fly then lites on the Litvok's glass, he takes a drink, finds the fly with his tongue, and spits it to his right, hitting the bushranger, in the side of the cheek....

He turns to the Esto and says, "Oi mate, if Ida wanted a raisin, Ida had my grain in a bowl, at breakfast...

Did I miss anyone????

There's actually a drinking game when watching CSI:Miami. Whenever Caruso puts on or takes off his sunglasses during the episode, you take a drink.

You get pretty sh!tfaced.