The Inauguration Day 2009 Drinking Game

"Drink Every Time Someone Says:

• “Historic”
• “Monumental”
• “Kennedy”
• “Lincoln”
• “Change” (as a noun)
• “Most anticipated inauguration in history”
• The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.

Drink Every Time:

• Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
• You see Oprah crying.
• W glances at his watch.
• You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
• Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
• You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
• A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
• Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious asshole.
• Someone in the crowd passes out.
• You see a bearded hippie.
• Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
• A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.

Have fun on Tuesday. And don’t blame us when you’ve got a lampshade on your head twenty minutes into the telecast."

So who's drinking?