*promote

For pete's sake a dancing supermodel video might get published before this. Vote!

This is a silly video. A rather meaningless one... starring a supermodel I did not find that attractive, to tell you the truth...

And still, I had the extreme urge to upvote Happy's really what it is.

This one may be old, I dunno, but I had written it in English before, so it was just a copy-paste.

A 47-year-old bachelor decides to have a complete facial cosmetic surgery, just because his luck with the ladies is dwindling and, well, simply because he can.

After thousands of $$$ paid and several hours of hard surgical work, the procedure is complete and as the man inspects his new self in a mirror, behold! a miraculous visage! - even all the doctors agree this is the best decorative surgery they've ever seen.

As the man checks out of the hospital, he decides to treat himself for a walk. And just as he walks down the first street, ladies survey him with great interest and awkward smiles, some giggle and even blush - finally, the man knows what it's like being a male supermodel.

However, all that hospital food has him gone quite peckish, and our hero opts for masses as he sets foot in a McDonalds. Even sassy teens eye him over their trays of fast-food and the shy sales-girl cannot contain her obvious desire. Impressed with himself and with this newly-found self-esteem slash arrogance, the man asks her,
"Hey, how old do you think I am?"
"I don't know, 29, maybe?"
"No, wrong! I'm 47, actually. Ain't it cool?!"
And he walks off with much gusto and complacence.

As he finishes his meal, he decides it's high time to return to his humble abode, and with that, he leaves for a bus. On his way to the stop, a group of three girls are about to pass him in the opposite direction, all having eyed him with great interest, so he asks them, too:
"Ladies, will you take a guess at my age?"
"Well, OK. 31?" one of them is quick to reply.
"No way, he's more like 27-something". Another one says.
"Yeah, but I'm actually 47! Really, not kidding!"

And he strolls off to the lonely bus-stop. There, he spends a couple of minutes waiting by himself, until an elderly granny joins him. What the hell:
"Hey there! I bet you cannot guess my age."
"Well, sonny, I'd love to, but I'm afraid I might not be as good at this as I was in my youth."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you see, when I was a young and pretty lass, I used to have this talent-if a man was to ever let me suck his cock, I'd be able to tell his age with absolute accuracy. It never failed me, but now, it's been years since I last tried it..."
Well, it's a completely empty street, and the payoff would be boasting his good looks yet again-
"Well all right then."

After a not so quick bj which the old lady seems to have enjoyed immensely, she stands up, shakily, and exclaims "47"! to which the man is completely dumbstruck. After a long pause, he inquires,
"But... I mean, how does this work? How are you able to tell this, cause I don't look anything like 47..."
"Well, that's my bus right there, sonny, so I'll be straight with you - I was behind you in line at the McDonalds."

Tags for this video have been changed from 'supermodels, meat, Hamburgers, Hamburgers, Potato Salad, watermelon' to 'supermodels, meat, Hamburgers, Hamburgers, Potato Salad, watermelon, absurdist, bewbs' - edited by calvados

This video is no where near as funny as the monkey pee videos or the "grapes in my ass" video. And I think the term "supermodel" is being a little too kind to at least one of these girls.

>> ^Bleedingsnowman:
If monkey pee videos can get sifted and this can get almost 40 votes then I have faith that this video can carve its own path.
I also don't think people are look at this through the correct lens: art.

Roman, 34, from Slovenia, I currently work as an event organiser and do some other stuff it's best not to mention in public. I'd like to say I'm an outdoors freak but I'd be lying. I do love to go biking up in the hills near by. I also like weed, sci-fi, naked supermodels, trippy music, weird movies, pizza and beer.

>> ^dgandhi:
>> ^dag:
^ well it wasn't like the original was a supermodel or anything -so it's fitting. This was great.
I agree that this was funny, as a soft counterpoint to the misogyny implicit in the original.



Eh... I wouldn't use the word "misogyny." It was quite sexist, indeed, but didn't really indicate the hatred or contempt of women.

I say this as a straight man made very uncomfortable by the appearance that the original video was taken candidly, without the awareness or consent of the girl being taped.

Not that your overall point is any less valid. I just don't think that words like "misogyny" should be thrown around in cases of normal sexism.

>> ^dag:
^ well it wasn't like the original was a supermodel or anything -so it's fitting. This was great.


Why, because she was wearing glasses? What about that girl (that we can see) is not supermodel hot?

>> ^dgandhi:
>> ^dag:
^ well it wasn't like the original was a supermodel or anything -so it's fitting. This was great.
I agree that this was funny, as a soft counterpoint to the misogyny implicit in the original.


I don't know about anyone else, but the original certainly didn't arouse a "hatred of women" in me. Quite the opposite actually.

>> ^dag:
^ well it wasn't like the original was a supermodel or anything -so it's fitting. This was great.

I agree that this was funny, as a soft counterpoint to the misogyny implicit in the original.

I simply question weather this would be taken with humor if the male version had used a subject who was as easily sexually objectified as the subject in the female version.

Does the video NEED to exclude the possibility of having the man being sexual while twisting his ass around? Would using a sexy man be too close for comfort for people who were happy to claim they watched the original repeatedly?

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

^ well it wasn't like the original was a supermodel or anything -so it's fitting. This was great.

a Slovene marxist-oriented cultural theorist and a global philosophy pop star, Lacanian Slavoj Žižek talks in his own special way (we don't understand him either if that helps) about a wide range of topics: from american foreign policy, occupation of Iraq and the middle-East to political left and civil movements (even mentions Hillary and Barack - he's for Obama, obviously but doubts he can really change things), a false notion of tolerance in society, the crisis of capitalism and failure of the left among other things which all seem kinda meaningless when you take a look at his super-hot-argentinian-supermodel wife

*promote the supermodel fucker

Ahh, someone got to post it... excellent, damn me and my inability to post Funny or Die clips.

John Mayer has a fine, fine sense of humour.

And he has sex with supermodels.

Oh come on, he's supposed to be a pompous dick, that's why he's great for the role.
Alas though, he was also supposed to show up completely sloshed. That, and I also noticed he only had one supermodel with him.