There's no way anyone is this stupid. My bet is a suicide attempt made to look like an accident. The attendant was hilarious though.

*eia>> ^JiggaJonson:

Why do you jackasses keep taking this out of eia ??? This is actually dangerous, it can get in your lungs and block your airways.

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

Indeed. What this nigga said.
>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^JiggaJonson:
@BoneRemake Ohhh come on, downvote? really? That shit was hilarious and deserves some love. OBVIOUSLY this isn't encouraging this sort of thing.


No no no, I think it is fantastic for youtube. Myself, I come here not to waste my time. Thats just me personally though.



Oh dude, you are going to feel the downvotes in your pque tomorrow ! my ass is still sore.

Indeed. What this nigga said.

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^JiggaJonson:
@BoneRemake Ohhh come on, downvote? really? That shit was hilarious and deserves some love. OBVIOUSLY this isn't encouraging this sort of thing.


No no no, I think it is fantastic for youtube. Myself, I come here not to waste my time. Thats just me personally though.

>> ^JiggaJonson:

@BoneRemake Ohhh come on, downvote? really? That shit was hilarious and deserves some love. OBVIOUSLY this isn't encouraging this sort of thing.



No no no, I think it is fantastic for youtube. Myself, I come here not to waste my time. Thats just me personally though.

He saved her, and that's great. Really is.
But... isn't the word hero being thrown around rather lightly? Why was that heroic at all? His life was never in any danger, and to be honest, that was a really short fall for a suicide attempt.

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>> ^Stingray:

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Holy carp. You can explain most of 'em but what the hell was going on in the one around 3:10? Suicide attempt?

Why should I waste my time roasting a man whose single greatest accomplishment will be leaving a tiny, bloated corpse in some eastern europe harbor?

I've known Roland for many years now and one thing that really stands out is .. hmm. In any case, since his suicide attempt, after the rape scandal, he has really been on the up and up and has played Mafia Wars on facebook more than anyone else, ever, ever. It's a good thing there's not real social aspect to that, since his "skills" in that aren't quite "maxed out". If you understod that, pat yourself on the shoulder you're in the cool crowd now. We're special.

Roland has no real accomplishments or talents, so it's hard to nail him on something - unlike his "walk in the park" with a 13 year old boy that one fateful evening in 2004 - but I digress. His utter lack of anything has led to a spiral of depression, that we have to stop before it leads to things like drugs and.. I suppose we're to late for that. Well, at least we have to close the borders of Slowenia so the "kulpims syndrome" hit the rest of us. Already, I see posters in here spouting angry things at the moon, crying in their deep psychosis. How could you people start this? @therealblankman I blame you for this atrocity. I would say "a pox on you", but you have to enjoy what little time you have left before the leprecy takes your genitals.

This isn't really a roast, it's an intervention to stop the sadness from spreading. And it's damn near impossible. Already, I'm nearly tearing up from it. I would weep for Roland, because of his sad life, but honestly I just don't care. Maybe, some day he will amount to something, but in that shithole of a country there's little chance for redemption.

Go to America, Roland, go there and improve on your life. Live up to the American Dream of slavery and hardship, increase your weekly salary to almost $10. Go, live, procreate with the wildlife. I believe in you, Jesus loves you, and stay the fuck out of Denmark, you hippie.

It took a second to register up in my branium
My dome, my head, my skull, my cranium
My eyes have had enough, it was time to do some talkin
I had to creep through the hound-dogs that were stalkin
This slimmy caught me peepin, this means she wasnt sleepin
On who I was, so she crept in like a hawk
In a minutes time, we adjourned to the floor
Ooh! I hit a high note cause of the way that she was walkin
We got into the groove, I didnt bust no, uh, hip-hop moves
I just kept it nice and smooth
Next thing you know, we got together, word, I thought wed be forever
Didnt have an um-ber-ella, now Im soaked in stormy weather
Whether two birds of a feather fly or fall itll be together
Never sympin, and leave your love life limp
Therell be no suicide attempts for this slim-trim kid
Cuz you know theres otha fish in the sea, that is, in the sea
In the sea that is

I reminisce, try to clear up all the myths
For an imaginary kiss with you again
Not even friends, though I wish that I could mend
Like a tailor and be olive oyls number one sailor
I ams what I am, still I falls like an anvil
Shes heavy on the mind sometimes its more than I can handle
But men arent supposed to tumble into the den b
Macho, but I hancho like pancho will give in
Family oriented, but not oriental
A dame is supposed to claim ya even if you drive a pinto
A hero is a sandwich, and a manwich is a meal
A marriage is a paper, are they fakin or for real?
Whats the deal dabbers? will you go tumbling after
Your man and take a stand or will you help him roll faster?
The reason why I ask you is because Im sick of this
Bitch lickin drip drip from a niggaz benefits
He doesnt even suit ya and hes surely not ya size
Im surprised that you slept on a heart thats worldwide
And when ya open up ya eyes, babe, my mate, I really wish
That ya dont bruise a limb, as ya swim with otha fish in the sea
In the sea that is

Now, if there aint no mountain high enough
Why aint you climbin up?
My hand has been extended every since the day I lent it to ya
I thought I knew ya, but I didnt even know ya
Bro, youre stupid, cause ya thought youd catch a cupid
And you found that love aint two wiffs of shit
So I resign or quit
It aint even about the hips, or the lips or the tits or
Even the pussywhip, elizabeth, this is it
Because I slipped and I tripped into a shoe that didnt fit
And now the next man is stealing my heart away
Id charge him like a bull, but his pull never fades me
The kid is going crazy, they steppin with my lady
They workin on a baby, Im pushin up the daisies, but
Hey diddle diddle, I wont play second fiddle
To no man and stand firm on this
And seal up on the bliss with a big juicy kiss
Just call me big gibraltor miss
No, I wont diss, Im just like on to otha fish in the sea
In the sea that is

Well, I looked it up a bit deeper. It seems she is a 56 year old who just lost her job.

After the incident, the police looked around for her, and located her car with her inside suffering from a medium head injury, and brought her to a hospital.
They're convinced it's a suicide attempt, they just don't know why yet.

^ It seems odd to call that a suicide attempt. Maybe she did it for the thrill, knowing that she wouldn't die (or not caring). Maybe she was well aware of the camera and just wanted to see if it would make the news (I know people like that).

If she was seriously trying to kill herself then that is about the equivalent of someone trying to commit suicide with the wrong end of a shotgun.

Even assuming that's what she was doing, suppose the outcome of her "experiment" was that no, you can't survive it?
You can't really put yourself in a situation where you're likely to end up dead with no good reason, and not call it a suicide attempt...

>> ^alien_concept:
I totally thought this film was a dark comedy


It is, but my point is that the trailer made it out to be some happy-go-lucky fun fun fun whacky sort of film which I ended up going to see with my Aunt and Uncle and it ends up being about suicide and incest.... yeah... fucking wonderful family entertainment.