Yo dawg, I herd you like sammiches.
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Shouldn't Stephanie Mercier be spending less time making videos and more time fetching me a sandwich?

A-hem. I trust you will find it is spelled "sammich", good chap. Cheerio.
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Cool story bro.

>> ^EDD:

>> ^blankfist:
Shouldn't Stephanie Mercier be spending less time making videos and more time fetching me a sandwich?

A-hem. I trust you will find it is spelled "sammich", good chap. Cheerio.
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Cool story bro.

>> ^blankfist:

Shouldn't Stephanie Mercier be spending less time making videos and more time fetching me a sandwich?


A-hem. I trust you will find it is spelled "sammich", good chap. Cheerio.

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Shouldn't Stephanie Mercier be spending less time making videos and more time fetching me a sandwich?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Stephany Flores, Peru, Chile, Bolivia, Argentina, Dutch, Natalee Holloway' to 'Stephany Flores, Peru, Chile, Bolivia, Argentina, Natalee Holloway, Van der Sloot' - edited by marinara

No disassemble Stephanie; because he just disassemble your face!

1. I am arrogant.
2. I can make anyone laugh IRL. Anyone.
3. I wet the bed until I was 11.
4. I almost drowned in Hudson Bay when I was 3. My mother tells me she's never seen anyone run as fast as my father did that day.
5. I am supposed to have an older sister named Stephanie. She died 3 hours after birth.
6. After Stephanie, my parents tried to conceive for over 3 years, gave up, adopted my older sister, then found out they were pregnant a week later.
7. I have 13 siblings (most are adopted or fostered, 3 half-siblings, including 1 I've never met). I have no full siblings.
8. I am not fluent in my native tongue, and this has been a source of shame for me my entire life.
9. My wife is teaching me more of my native tongue living in southern Canada than I ever learned back home.
10. I tested (twice) in the 97th percentile for IQ in all of Canada. I took "enrichment" classes until high school, when we moved back north (no enrichment classes there).
11. I used to play D&D and Magic the Gathering, but was always on at least 1 sports team throughout school.
12. I had my first child when I was far too young.
13. I am overweight (but losing weight).
14. My wife tells me my best feature is my forehead (I'm not kidding).
15. I am going into Law School next year.
16. I smoke.
17. I take a certain pleasure in making people look like fools if I think they feel superior to me.
18. I am very self-conscious and I may try too hard.
19. My Inuktitut name is Nuliajuk, after my grandfather.
20. I make friends easily but rarely maintain relationships. I only have 5 'buddies'.
21. I have a very high tolerance for cold. My skin gets cold, but I don't feel cold.
22. People have guessed I am: Native American, Mexican, Phillipino, Samoan, Hawaaiin, Portuguese, Chinese, and Korean.
23. I have very little cartilage in my nose.
24. I procrastinate (thanks videosift).
25. I have abnormally strong legs. (I once maxed out a leg-press machine with 1 leg).

I wish that the other people on this website who agree with me would come in and comment instead of making private comments on my profile. That would be really nice.

Now that is a shame. If you are getting those then it is a shame that there are others on your side of the fence who don't have the conviction to stand out and say so.

That's a bit sad.

I have mentioned quite a lot on this site about my wonderings and such about porn, myself and my wife have discussed it quite a lot. We use it on occasion together, and find it to be great, although the actual number of films that are good to watch with a partner are severely limited.

There seems to be a seriously disturbing trend in degradation of women in porn these days which I do find disturbing. The prevalence of forcible deep throating, gagging, general treating women like objects is disgusting and absolutely wrong and gives men the wrong idea of how to treat a woman. And I for one wish it would just go away as a trend.

AND

I know that plenty of women who are in porn are not having a good time and are emotionally and physically screwed up. You only need to watch the movies The Girl Next Door (not the mainstream comedy, another one), or Sex, the Annabel Chong Story to see some people who have not been done well out of porn.

BUT

You can find terrible mainstream films, and actors and actresses who have been done very badly by in mainstream films too... does that mean I think they entire mainstream film business is evil and should be done away with? No.

And neither do I think that of the porn industry. There are some fantastic adult movies that are explicit and erotic and show respect to women and which can be wonderful to watch with a partner. There is no way in hell the entire genre should be gotten rid of, or considered evil just because there is bad in it.

You start getting on a really slippery slope if you do that anyway:
Video of people having sex - No
Photos of people having sex - No
Video of a woman naked - No.. oh, wait, there are plenty of wonderful 'mainstream' films with a naked woman or two in it, including ones I'm sure you like pinky... so... what criteria do you make for when it's art vs porn
Photos of a woman naked - No/Yes same deal

Video of a woman clothed but being erotic - ?
Video of a woman clothed by having sex with a man/woman - ?

I mean really, where are your lines drawn, and why are your lines right?

Personally, I think that if everyone is consenting and of age then almost anything goes... sometimes that line of 'consent' is nastily blurred thanks to desperate women and horrible men... but if two people are happy to be having sex, and happy to have people watching them have sex and can make a living from it... good on them.

I mean, there are actual couples who do films just with each other... so they are in a loving realationship, not cheating on each other, but just like having others watch, and you think that's wrong too?

In a nutshell:

Yes, porn CAN be horrible, degrading, addicting stuff
BUT
Porn can be wonderfully erotic entertainment for one or more parties
AND
Sex itself can be 'addictive', and I think I'd much rather have single guys get rid of their urges with a bit of porn rather than seeking out women to do so with, perhaps against their will.

I likes her. Thanks Stephanie, would you like some popcorn?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'stephanie, courtney, progressive, insurance, flo, ouch, comedy' to 'stephanie courtney, progressive insurance, flo, ouch, comedy' - edited by xxovercastxx

Tags for this video have been changed from 'stephanie, lazy town, sportster, meme, vinylshakerz' to 'stephanie, lazy town, sportster, meme, vinylshakerz, weeabo' - edited by JTZ

Chimp attack 911 call: 'He's ripping her apart'
By Stephanie Gallman
9:09 a.m. EST, Wed February 18, 2009

(CNN) -- A Connecticut woman pleaded for police to "please hurry" to save a friend from an attack by a pet chimpanzee, according to emotional 911 recordings released Tuesday by Stamford police.

"He's ripping her apart," Sandra Herold, 70, tells dispatchers about her pet, Travis.

With the chimp squealing in the background, Herold cries out, "He's killed my friend!"

The victim, Charla Nash, 55, remains hospitalized with life-threatening injuries after the chimp, once featured in television commercials for Coca-Cola and Old Navy, attacked her Monday afternoon, police said.

If thats Choggie in front of the camera, then this is stephanie gibson http://www.lewisyoung.com/images/stephanie.jpg

"Hi, I'm Stephanie's dad. So you're going to take out my daughter tonight?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well, you seem like a nice young man. Shake my penis."

"Um...what?"

"You do have protection, right? Elephant dung, I hope?"

"I..."

Here's a round up of everyone's fromage submissions, last chance to upvote if you've missed something. I'll be announcing the winners in about 15 hours or so, bloody time zones...

Laura

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ashford-Simpson-Solid
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes

alien_concept

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kylie-Minogue-And-Jason-Donovan-Especially-For-You

Thylan

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lighthouse-Family-Lifted
http://www.videosift.com/video/Simply-Red-Fairground
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Unlimited-No-limit

dystopianfuturetoday

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

mintbbb

http://www.videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-How-Am-I-Supposed-To-Live-Without-Cheese
http://www.videosift.com/video/Princess-Stephanie-of-Monaco-Irresistable-1986
http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Michael-Careless-Whisper

firefly

http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Making-Love-Out-Of-Nothing-At-All
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-superhero-cheese-Spidey-Meets-The-Yeti
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Cyrkle-Red-Rubber-Ball
http://www.videosift.com/video/Peter-Cetera-The-Glory-of-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Theres-Got-To-Be-A-Morning-After
http://www.videosift.com/video/Have-You-Never-Been-Mellloooooww
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

thinker247

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

Don_Juan

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-sew-on-a-button


kronosposeidon

http://www.videosift.com/video/Winger-Seventeen
http://www.videosift.com/video/Culture-Club-Do-You-Really-Want-To-Hurt-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Phil-Collins-One-More-Night
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Or-Alive-Brand-New-Lover
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiffany-I-Think-Were-Alone-Now

kulpims

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bele-Vrane-Hey-girl

Eklek

http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sandra-Maria-Magdalena-1985

Zonbie

http://www.videosift.com/video/Scooch-Flying-The-Flag-Of-CHEESE-For-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-hasselhoff-Our-First-Night-Together-Knight-Rider
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Hasselhoff-Crazy-for-Cheeeese-You

MarineGunrock

http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-Explains-Pythagorean-Theorem