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I hate myself for getting slightly torn up because if not for this i wouldn't be here, but i did and for the buffalo. Poor fucker really didn't know what he was getting himself into there. And when he finally did realise that he was pitching a two pronged split attack up against a single pronged jagged spear, it was too damn late.

"There goes Altair, being chased yet again by Italy's finest."

Ahem, Altair was in Jerusalem, Damascus, and Acre. Ezio was in Italy.

Also, the mechanics they're making fun of here? In the Italy-based games, guards would recognize you when you sat on benches, and jab their spears into hay-bales.

Though Ezio still survives 1000 foot falls when he just lands in hay, or piles of leaves, or oddly enough, flowery bushes...

Though they've also said that assassins are actually imbued with special abilities they inherited via a little human/SPOILER interbreeding.

A site named "dorkly" should know these things!

>> ^blahpook:

Creeeeeeeepy!!!


Yeah, it reminded me of a snake preparing to strike.

(Nothing against Britney, just the way the morphing software smoothed the movements between each position of her head in the different photos.)

Depressing as fuck.

Imma gonna go sharpen my spear.

The first one I watched on mute so I was ok with the police using Tasers. Then I watched it off mute and realized they were killing a human being in cold blood when all he did was have a handle weapon. Gun beats spear...everyone knows this, that doesn't mean you have to demonstrate it always, this is what less than lethal force was made for.

EDIT: Fuck I hated watching all of that.

>> ^artician:

"you don't have to agree with the war, I just get sent there. You don't have to agree with politics, the country just tells me what to do."
That's... basically agreeing with whatever you're told.
I think Ventura took the moral high-ground with the situation at large, and the man speaking used the fact that they were in a wake (at a bar????) to defend his own brainwashing.
Just what I think though.


There's a sort of...distance there...an argument can be made that you sign up to serve your country so your life is now ours collectively. In a democracy this doesn't sound like THAT bad of a thing, it's not like serving "The Crown" where a king gets to tell you where you will die. This is supposed to be a democratic sort of decision where we decide that we are threatened by a country or entity and the people who serve go and be the "point of the spear."

It's not really agreeing or disagreeing with any particular decision, it's putting the onus on others.

In Live at the Beacon (Louis CKs $5 special) Louis pointed out that a soldier is joining up to protect his country "he thinks." That to me makes perfect sense, and lets me hold respect for soldiers who are in a moral grey area at times especially in illegal wars. Of course we're not going to bring up obvious violations of human rights which have their own discussion.

The point is, I feel that the democracy fails the soldiers far more than the soldiers fail the democracy. We have a failed state, it doesn't work...so the direction that our speartip thrusts (not sexual) is definitely suspect. It's of course EVERYONES responsibility to take the country back and not allow our spear to commit human rights offenses In Our Names.

That's my boring opinion...anyone read it?

You're a fully armed, armored and trained soldier of the Empire. If you get whacked by a teddy bear with a spear then you got what you deserved.

>> ^dag:

Good job on the no swearing thing.
His energy is intoxicating. I would follow him into battle.


Some bagpipes, a few spears, with this guy hurling abuse at the enemy, few could withstand such terror. Well except for the deaf, so you'd need to get someone on sign language.

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for the curious. Susana Spears...turn off safe search.

You're welcome.

>> ^Fade:

um...it's susana spears. She's done loads of softcore porn.>> ^BoneRemake:
I bet that at least one adult film company has approached her and offered a fucktonne of money to get her in a video. Generally I get past " Hi guys " and then I glaze over.



Umm, that was eleven months ago smart guy. I know much more of her now.

....MUCH more

um...it's susana spears. She's done loads of softcore porn.>> ^BoneRemake:

I bet that at least one adult film company has approached her and offered a fucktonne of money to get her in a video. Generally I get past " Hi guys " and then I glaze over.

Heterosexual people have done more to undermine the sanctity of marriage than gay couples have. Britney Spears and her 48-hour marriage - legal and holy. Muslim men who pay imams to grant them temporary marriages to prostitutes - legal and holy. A random man and a random woman can get married without having met before, but two men who have known and loved each other for decades are denied this "privilege" - legal and holy. Fuck the straight sanctimonious hypocrites who say that only hetero marriage is allowed. Fuck. Them.