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Sporthocker, the parkour stool that's taking over Germany

Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy 2

Abel_Prisc says...

I see somebody drank the kool-aid.
>> ^yellowc:

Pretty funny and Nintendo would laugh a long too, if you want to make jokes about the flat storyline, Nintendo has already beaten you to it many times. No one really cares though because we're too busy having fun (which he admits, though for me, when you're having fun, everything else is a moot point).
Bringing back level maps was also FRIGGING AWESOME, this was a case of the 8-90s getting it RIGHT and then 00s trying to be better and failing with horrid hub worlds or whatever the frig you want. The only decent hub world was Mario 64 and that was just a 3d level map really.
I also think Nintendo's new approach to making games accessible to a wide audience is commendable, it is entirely avoidable if you don't wish to look at it but quite informative and helpful to noobs. They've actually got the formula down really well and should be applauded not ridiculed, yeah the instructions are spastic obvious but they're not for you...they are for people who out right FEAR touching a button on any "technology" and on the Wii, they feel comfortable.
Anyway I know these videos are for entertainment but I can never help myself, that's probably what he wants the crafty bugger!

Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy 2

yellowc says...

Pretty funny and Nintendo would laugh a long too, if you want to make jokes about the flat storyline, Nintendo has already beaten you to it many times. No one really cares though because we're too busy having fun (which he admits, though for me, when you're having fun, everything else is a moot point).

Bringing back level maps was also FRIGGING AWESOME, this was a case of the 8-90s getting it RIGHT and then 00s trying to be better and failing with horrid hub worlds or whatever the frig you want. The only decent hub world was Mario 64 and that was just a 3d level map really.

I also think Nintendo's new approach to making games accessible to a wide audience is commendable, it is entirely avoidable if you don't wish to look at it but quite informative and helpful to noobs. They've actually got the formula down really well and should be applauded not ridiculed, yeah the instructions are spastic obvious but they're not for you...they are for people who out right FEAR touching a button on any "technology" and on the Wii, they feel comfortable.

Anyway I know these videos are for entertainment but I can never help myself, that's probably what he wants the crafty bugger!

17 Year Old Kid is Tazed at Phillies Game.

Ellemenopee says...

I don't understand all the venemous hatred and contempt for the Police Officer. The child was causing a disruption and not stopping when told to by a Police Officer. If a the Police tell you to stop, you damn well stop, partly because they have a touch of megalomania. Sure tasing someone is pretty harsh and I in no way agree with trigger happy officials, but if you're an attention seeking spastic like that child on the field then you damn well deserve a good hard taser to the face. His parent's even -apologised- for his retard behaviour.

Tumbleweed Invasion!

ForgedReality says...

God, shut the fuck up, you spastic, retarded kids! Thinking maybe we shouldn't have stopped for that motherfucking tub of laffy taffy at 7-11, huh? Good god. Take the candy away. Holy fucking shit!

Muting is advised.

Also, near the end, the driver runs over one and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT, swerving into the oncoming lane. WHY? It's a fucking dried up weed. If you're that freaked out by a tumbleweed getting close to your vehicle, perhaps you shouldn't be on the road, yeah? Perhaps that's the second mistake you made in your life--the first being having kids.

Beaver sprays in womans face on live TV!

Safari & VideoSift bad bedfellows (Sift Talk Post)

berticus says...

Flash is so broken these days. It used to be able to use my GPU - not anymore. Now my CPU goes spastic trying to take over, so much so that I had to download a manual fan controller proggy just to keep it from overheating. Oddities, like only certain videos cause the CPU to go nuts (codec related perhaps?), and wild memory leaks. I thought it was Firefox for a while, before getting the same problem in every browser. I miss Macromedia. Fuck Adobe.

Derren Brown - Mental Conducting

First Modern Warfare 2 Video Shows Killstreaks gameplay

Americans are cowards. (Horrorshow Talk Post)

vairetube says...

The Dali Llama's (current dude.. regardless of his possible past misdeeds in tibet) response when asked how he can deal with all the horrible things in the world.

In effect he says:

In my world, those things don't happen.

Meaning, when it comes down to YOU, when it IS in your power.. you do the right thing.

Not taking arms to my government, which consists mainly of my fellow citizens TRYING to live their own lives, does not make me a coward.

I am a coward for completely different reasons. They have nothing to do with apathy, or aquiesing, or ignorance, or fear of the world. It's because I know myself.

I have faith, though I am not religious, and my faith is that life goes on, and trends to justice, and that I can be a part of that. My faith overcomes the fear and makes me strong... not so strong I can avoid engaging in petty arguments like whether or not an entire nation's population is cowardly... but it keeps me going, and I have faith one day I wont be afraid of myself.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Iranian-Girl-Dying-in-Street#comment-791416

Should we kill more in response to killing? Stellar, I dont think violence works; logically it only begets more violence. So... You have no logic here, no ethical ground to attack from, and your emotional argument is just that: reactionary and spastic. No one is a coward here except for the sniper. Not even you.

And here is Buff Stewie to lighten the mood (or worsen if yer a hater) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0xq1Y1H1Qo

Nintendo Demos Bloody, Hardcore Smash Bros.

New Internet Phenomenon - Boxxy!

Alternate opening soundtrack to "Friends"

budzos says...

I think I know what the director said right before he rolled cameras.

"Okay people, we're gonna shoot this whole title sequence in a couple takes. This next shot is the master so we're gonna loop the song for a couple minutes. I want everyone to gesticulate like a fucking jerkoff. The main thing is to display a complete lack of co-ordination and rhythmn, so that you're as unthreatening as possible to the potato-heads in middle America. Just make yourself look like the lamest white douchebags possible. After this we'll shoot inserts where you can really bring the cheese. Roll cameras. Music please. Remember, keep it spastic. Aaaand.. ACTION!"

FWIW I love this show.

Billy Connolly on Baby Jesus and Christian Rock

She USED to be a lesbian, now look at her.

HollywoodBob says...

Now, I'm no doctor but I would say after the few seconds of visual observation I would say that that poor woman needs to immediately seek medical care. The severe stutter and spastic movements could be indicative of a potentially life threatening illness.



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