Hey, I take sifting seriously, as well as proper color identification. That's just the way I roll. Call me crazy. That's what my psychiatrist does.

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Jesus, Kronos! NOW you're threatening violence on other sifters???
I don't even know you!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Remember when the Ice Man was the shiznit? Me neither.

BTW, I'm pretty sure that's a sparkling silver and kelly green astronaut suit. I hate to split hairs, but I find you're remark an affront to my distinctive sparkling-silver-and-mint-green-astronaut style. However you're new here, so I'll let it slide. But if you call it mint green again, I'll kill you.

Jesus, Kronos! NOW you're threatening violence on other sifters???
I don't even know you!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Remember when the Ice Man was the shiznit? Me neither.

BTW, I'm pretty sure that's a sparkling silver and kelly green astronaut suit. I hate to split hairs, but I find you're remark an affront to my distinctive sparkling-silver-and-mint-green-astronaut style. However you're new here, so I'll let it slide. But if you call it mint green again, I'll kill you.

Remember when the Ice Man was the shiznit? Me neither.

BTW, I'm pretty sure that's a sparkling silver and kelly green astronaut suit. I hate to split hairs, but I find you're remark an affront to my distinctive sparkling-silver-and-mint-green-astronaut style. However you're new here, so I'll let it slide. But if you call it mint green again, I'll kill you.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'simpsons, trailer, mr sparkle, wtf' to 'simpsons, trailer, mr sparkle, wtf, most disrespectfuru' - edited by Spiff

thanks; undeaded

In reply to this comment by Fletch:
*dead

My happy happy invisible imaginary friend who loves everyone says non-believing non-religio-conformists must burn in the lake of fire! So.. either join us, or meet your magical destiny. By the way. Jesus loves you. We are a peaceful.. as long as you are white, Texan, and evangelical.

By the way.. please don't ask me how fire can be in the form of liquid in a lake. Its PLASMA ok? Its superheated compressed plasma, because hell is deep underground where pressure is exceedingly high as well as the temperatures.

But.. as we are sucking so much oil out of the Earth, often replacing the space with water, we are slowly reducing that temperature.. thus hell is going to 'freeze over'.

Praise the magic-man sparkly shiny sparkling magic shooter man who can make the sick well, urinate wine, and defecate gold bricks. All in the name of the meek and poor. As you see.. there are no homeless or sick 'believers' in the world. Yeah. Thats the ticket.

I *so* used to date this girl, back in 1999.

Actually, no I didn't. I dated a girl who looks nothing like this girl. But somehow.... she sparkled and shined, and danced, and had this psychedelic appeal like this girl. Total upvote.

I realize that Star Wars Disco was submitted about a month ago http://www.videosift.com/video/Disco-Star-Wars but this has disco sparkle added in! Well, I guess it's a whole new video. Different scenes and what not. Cheese at its best!

Siggy soggy siggy soggy oy oy OY! Huzzah!, *congrats! etc., etc., etc. Some of my recent favorites from the chogmeister:
Excerpts from the Gong Show
Bernie Dexter Pinup Queen (rowr!)
Maggie Flanders: Baptism
And take a trip back to yester-year with choggie’s first (?):
Kylie Minogue’s Bullride
Enjoy your sparkle!

Congrats!!! Swampgirl is even more shiny and sparkles now!

I knew it was going to turn out to be sparkling water and I *still* laughed until tears came. OMG, so funny.

From YouTube:

This video was created from footage from 1920s silent film about astronomy and physics called "Heavenly Bodies". The music, from Otherwise Orange is gentle and spacey; a mind sparkling journey through the Great Cosmic Dream.

Trippy and hypnotic - strangely Floydian

This should have a propaganda tag attached to it as well. The little sparkles and triumphant music make it seems as though the one true religion was spreading throughout the world

ohheiee, manyata!

©Mr Sparkle meets Mr. Hanky! HAHAHHAHHHAHYAYAHHHAYAY!©

©*Oh shit, the Mr. Sparkle Simpsons Viddys a dead stick
©http://www.videosift.com/?domains=www.videosift.com&search=sparkle
....©boo and© hoooo©, to© assholes© who© hang© on© little© bullshit© issues© like©copyright© infringement©-pleeeeghh!©

"Matt, if its you, ya sorry sumbitch, ....Aren't you rich fucking enough???!!Q!"©

is this a virtual lie, due to the fact that there is indeed, in someone's reality, no copyright on these remarks???

Oh, no, there isn't I Did Not Say I......."dOH!©

no need to get all alarmist there, joe! co2 is actually being used in studies as a potential treatment for sleep apnea! co2 is virtually harmless ... as anyone knows, a pound of dry ice sublimates into 8.3 cubic feet of co2 ... those boys used no where near one pound of dry ice.

further more ... carbon dioxide pellets when submerged in ethanol-water solution undergo rapid sublimation, releasing gaseous mixture of aerosolized ethanol with the sublimated co2 acting as a submersion medium. Subsequent inhalation results in diffusion across vascular membrane and direct uptake of the ethanol.

oh no .... we better all stop drinking carbonated bevers such as soda and beer ... sparkling wine .... even pop rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!