1999 on SomethingAwful, 2001 on Ebaums World.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Awful
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBaum%27s_World

But... Ebaums World predates SomethingAwful.

"While ewoks are often mawkishly portrayed on film as cute, curious little urchins that live in tree houses and coo adorably, the reality of wild ewoks is an entirely different story....The dandy little chaps you’ve seen on the silver screen are just midgets in ewok suits; real ewoks don’t have smooth, clean fur, and no sane human would be inclined to pet one. They’re so plagued by lice, fleas, dander and mange that their coats are spotted with huge bald patches and pocked with weeping sores. Touching one would likely net you a fistful of loose fur, matted with pus and crawling with ticks."

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php

...nevermind...not needed:

as this user, DrArlissLoveless,...

030713, posted this vid at http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3537446and was subsequently placed on probation.

030713@10:25 PM, posted this vid @ http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Justin-Bieber-Flips-Out-at-Photog-UK-Paparazzi-in-London?pid=5350102#pid5350102.

030813@12:22PM, posted this @http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/justin-bieber-flips-out-at-photog-uk-paparazzi-in-london.452912102/.

As YT user Steve Jibs (so as not to be traced as a self link):
030813@12:58PMPST, posted this vid @http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiswGonHyus.

One hour later...voila.

*banbieberboy

Thanks. I downvoted his troll ass comment, which I know is giving him a hard-on.

But I don't care. He is an asshat and I would ignore him, if it didn't screw up getting emails about comments.

In reply to this comment by hpqp:
^Fuck you so very much, TT.

*promote this again, it needs Golden #1 stat! For a geek-take on Mourdock's comments: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/burke-aliens-mourdock.php

^Fuck you so very much, TT.

*promote this again, it needs Golden #1 stat! For a geek-take on Mourdock's comments: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/burke-aliens-mourdock.php

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Funny you should post this, I just learned that bronyism is not an ironic 4-chan meme in this SomethingAwful article yesterday. It is completely sincere. The horror.... the horror...


Yes. Not only that but there is a large portion of the furry community that has extreme dislike for the bronies. To think, the lowest level of internet subcultures is looking DOWN on bronies makes it all the more sad.

Funny you should post this, I just learned that bronyism is not an ironic 4-chan meme in this SomethingAwful article yesterday. It is completely sincere. The horror.... the horror...

Apparently one of the foreign service workers killed at the US Embassy in Libya was Sean Smith, known to EVE Online players as "Vile Rat", a very well-respected diplomat for the SomethingAwful "Goonfleet".
He'd posted a least one concerning message earlier that evening to the effect that their police "protection" was taking photos of the compound, and was on messaging client Jabber with other players when the attack began.

It's worth noting that "Innocence of Muslims" is probably not the "cause" of the unrest. The trailers were released back in July. Someone (some group) kept it to use as a tool\weapon and unleashed it in a coordinated manner around the anniversary of Sept 11th.
I'm not usually one to put much heft in conspiracy theories, but this really seems like a masterful stroke of coordinated manipulation. To put it more succinctly: I believe this was a terrorist act. I can't rule out the possibility that this was just an incredibly unfortunate coincidence in a volatile region, but I doubt it.

Why would I need a song when I have this helpful diagram?

The insufferable piece of crap will be dearly missed.

Serious Sam was a good game. Serious Sam 2 was a horribad impression of some other game. With number 3, it looks like at least they've figured out what was good about the original (ie. a million enemies, and shooting them) and are bringing the good gameplay ideas back.

But the writing needs serious help. It's funny; they owe much of their success to good comedy writing. Not in their game, but by Eric Wolpaw, who wrote about it on OldManMurray. Eric would later go on to write for Portal, and help create probably the best games of the last decade.

Do you think Valve regrets hiring Eric? And yet, other game companies haven't figured this out. If you want to do comedy in a game, hire someone who's proven successful at doing comedy.

The one-liners in this video are sad crap. Yes, I understand that they're supposed to be over-the-top. That's the problem: they aren't, and they aren't funny.

Without any digging, you can see Wolpaw had plenty of contemporaries that are still around, still being funny, and still available for hire. Seanbaby is slumming it at Cracked. Lowtax has to be bored over at SomethingAwful. Hell, there are tons of great writers at SA who'd be great for a comedy video game. I don't think it would take crazy money to get Yahtzee (or one of the other current generation) doing game writing either.

Why aren't they being picked up by someone? How do you still get crap like this in a high budget title?

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/10-22-04-movies/Pointy.jpg

Very much so. Ah internets, turning all that is good into mass murdering rampages.>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Reminds me of Ponuppy:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/pony-puppy-cartoon.php