I would decapitate this bird instantly if I had it.

they are all fine but when they start that shit while you try to sleep, I have 0 compassion for animals then haha.

hatchet to the neck makes a nice snooze button

You have any idea how I re-register my old account? I couldn't figure it out easily, so I just made a new one, but I see all my old stuff is still under 8999 member, which I assume is just an inactive account. It's not apparent at all how you reactivate that, if you can. They should make that simpler to figure out.

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Hey Dr. Snooze!

Great to see you back practicing at St. Videosifts! :

Hey Dr. Snooze!

Great to see you back practicing at St. Videosifts!

And the right one is a snoozing.

That dog needs a snooze button.

What do tigers lions dream of, when they take a little tiger lion snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras, or finally eating 2-year olds at the zoo?

Unusually aggressive snooze button. Fantastic. Love the image.

>> ^ForgedReality:

Some kind of javascript error is preventing this video from playing.
"303: Failed to load a resource: Unable to load resources: Error #2035"
And in the firebug console, it looks like the flowplayer script they use is getting incorrect variables.
edit - Oh, fuck you ZP. It's because of adblock. >:[ Assholes. And I already upvoted this before watching... Lesson learned.


With the right version of adblock that isn't an issue.

I had a dream as well. That Jay was funny and relevant. Then it turned into a nightmare when he got Conan fired and continued with his unfunny, lifted bit snooze fest.

Pfft, they are tenderizing the steak. They plan to sear it over a low flame, add some leafy greens, a diced carrot, some sweet potatoes, then serve it with a decent red with a nice nose, maybe a Californian from 1984. Then they'll get a nice little nap in, because if they don't get at least 18 hours of sleep a day, they won't have enough energy for their big snooze.

If you didn't realize this was going on behind the scenes before this senator spilled the beans then you're one of the sheeple. Time 4 u to wake up or cover your ears and go back to sleep. The police state will wake you up later - rest assured. The snooze button has been pressed.

^ Don't get me wrong. The subject is interesting as all hell, but combining Amy Goodman with Kucinich to talk about economics is insta-snooze material.

I've gotta say this: this vid is a fucking snooze, and it says a lot about the current state of the Sift that this has gotten to the top 15.

Hey, who recorded me snoozing?

Wow, even Christians read the Bible before bed? Isn't that like, anti-christianity or something? Reading "The Good Word" to quickly make yourself snooze like a ton of sedated horses?

Sorry man, I could not bear to watch more than about 10mins...as un-entertaining as this guys snooze-fest is, his theories seem cromulent.