All my votes HAD to go to him because he needed them tonight. I thought he should have smooshed it up to step it up. I LOVED the opening video though. Made me cry. Fingers crossed for Puddles.

No way, brother.

I've been smooshing your kind all over my house the past couple of weeks. In fact, I just squished about another 8 of you crawling around my kids' cough syrup bottle!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???!!!

GO BACK OUTSIDE WHERE YOU BELONG!

Why are they Smooshing them together ? Let them separate already

Your video, Manatee Face Smooshing Epidemic Explained, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

He mentioned these types of vids and I had to go looking:

http://videosift.com/video/Magnets-Smoosh-a-Cherry

*smooshes w/ paw* YOU'RE NOT.

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Are you alive?

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Rail guns have the potential to send payloads into orbit. The problem is that the acceleration is so sudden that anything besides a metal slug gets smooshed. The solution is to have a really long rail gun that provides more gentle acceleration. http://nextbigfuture.com/2008/02/railguns-for-space-launch.html

Poor little guy. Looks like he's partly smooshed.

What a smart guy, having been stung six times in a matter of seconds previously, he has chosen to wear shorts and a thin shirt.

Evolution not in action.

*edit- I think this is actually pointless, why does he suck them into a chamber and continue to smoosh and kill them ? I am not some peta loving hippy but if he is going to do that, he should be smart enough to just light a fire in it or use a tiger torch to kill them all in one fall swoop.

What the hell is the point of catching them in this container and shaking them around like rice ?

** how is hippy not in the flippin dictionary ?

THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH !

that little off the wall remark Lit up my brain with memories of needing to watch that movie. Fuck yea thats a sweet story line for the movie and a couple clips I seen of it.

Still retarded to eat a living octopus, how fuckin hard is it to kill it with a knife ten seconds before you smoosh it with your chompers. Some people....

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I was expecting it to go Oldboy all over her face.

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Powerless to resist 2 of my favorite things smooshed together.
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Thanks for the promote dag.

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Nerd chocolate and peanut butter. *promote

Awwww, what a sweetheart. The only gift I've only ever been given by a cat is a steaming turd, sometimes smooshed into their butt fur.

I ate something similar to that last week, It was called a "Trucker Burger" it consisted of, a 1/4pound (before cooking) burger patty, a fried egg, two slices of back bacon and a fist full of lettuce and whatever sauces you want, as well as pickles onions and the tomatoes. This thing was fucking massive. I bring it up because I understand how it would be to eat such a burger if you where buying it from a street vendor you would want to find yourself a corner or ally to hide your face while you smoosh it into your talking orifice.

HOW can one respectably eat one of those in public, hahahahha.

too much mayo, in my opinion, but the avocado and other ingredients are mouth watering.

...Doesn't look at medical bankruptcy at all. It basically just looks at the per capita bankruptcy rate of Canada and the US, finds them similar, and declares Canada's program as being no help in general bankruptcy.

In every country on Earth there are thousands of bankruptcies. Other nations do not offically list 'medical expenses' in a legal docment as the cause of their bankruptcy because of nationalization. However, those charges (which still exist) are in the taxes that went to supporting aforementioned medical systems and contributed to the person's bankruptcy. Person "X" still had medical expenses and had to pay all his life. What Franken does is confine his definition to ONLY include persons who filed for chapter 7 or chapter 13 (a specific legal action) with medical expenses as a factor. Well, that 'factor' contributed to the bankruptcies of persons in Germany too - but didn't get listed in an official legal document. It's nothing but semantic humbuggery.

Fewer U.S. citizens are going bankrupt than Canada (proven). That probably extends to Germay, France & Switzerland as well, but maybe not. Regardless, it is sophistry to claim make propogandistic emotional pleas for 'no one should go medically bankrupt' and claim it doesn't happen in other countries. Bull. It happens all the time. It just isn't listed in the documents because it got smooshed into the tax code.

Liar liar, pants on fire.

It's exactly what Democrats said. You just don't like it. Cowboy up, pardner, and stop running away from what your guys are saying. Democrats have openly stated they are going to have no choice but to ration health care based solely on economic motivations. Their legislation is being crafted to relect that. By design, their plan will treat old people as nothing but expenses to be written off the books ASAP, and young people as cash-cows who get no treatment but have to pay taxes to support the program. Those are their words. This is medical care as envisioned by liberal democrats...

But that means you--particularly you young healthy people--you're going to have to pay more. "If you're very old, we're not going to give you all that technology and drugs for the last couple of years of your life. It's too expensive, so we're going to let you die. I'm going to use the bargaining leverage of the federal government in terms of Medicare, Medicaid to force drug companies and insurance companies and medical suppliers to reduce their costs. But that means less innovation, and that means less new products and less new drugs on the market.

If someone is sick, gets free care, and then goes bankrupt, they didn't go bankrupt from medical costs.

There is no such thing as 'free' care'. This is a neolib myth that only exists in the realm of pink unicorns or flying spaghetti monsters. Socialized medicine is - in fact - very very expensive for all citizens. As I stated above, just because their bankruptcy costs were hidden away as 'taxes' instead of defined as 'medical costs' going to a medical provider doesn't mean they didn't go medically bankrupt. It is legalese. It is buearucratic legerdemain.

The whole point of the health care reform is to attempt to address those issues.

No - the whole point of the Democrat vision of health care is so they can go to dinner parties and not have to get crap from other liberals about America not having a 'European' medical system. There are tons of better solutions than the specific policies of liberal democrats. They just don't want to try them. They don't even want to study them.

Its just immoral, unethical, and unwise. Winston, does not understand pain and suffering. Nor does he understand sacrifice. But, given my knowledge of life, I KNOW, he will have to face up to reality sooner or later in his life time. And then, he'll just be a hypocrit.

Standard neolib ad hominem bilge. I served as a volunteer unpaid missionary. I donate a large percentage of my personal income to charities. I volunteer in the community to help people get jobs, find work, and train. I visit the sick & widows in my community frequently. And just because I disagree with a top-down socialist so-called 'solution' to a problem I therefore don't understand sacrifice? All your words prove is that you don't know jack about me, and that you are a very small-minded, simplistic, judgemental buffoon.