F.R.S. is the only skag I buy.

How about:

VideoSift: Wholly-owned Subsidiary of Blues News Enterprises

VideoSift: Where Internet Republicans Go To Die

or...

VideoSift: F*cknuts, Skeezers, Skags, Douche-nozzles, Crotch Waffles, Wankers, and Creeps
(/nod to rottenseed )

Nah, but seriously, maybe VideoSift: The Internet's Best Source For Online Video
VideoSift: If It's Not Quality, It's Not Here

your allusions are too obscure for my tiny Neanderthal mind. You make me want go crush shiny box with stick now

In reply to this comment by lucky760:
I guess what I was getting at is if you're a listener of Ace Carolla. I'll just assume so.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
depends on if there's any cops around.

In reply to this comment by lucky760:
I love that you said "nozzles" instead of "bags." Tell me, do you run red left turn arrows?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I don't know why I joined videosift. In fact, I wish I hadn't joined. I can't get away from you f*cknuts, skeezers, skags, douche-nozzles, crotch waffles, wankers, and creeps.

...on second thought, that's why I fit in so well here.

I guess what I was getting at is if you're a listener of Ace Carolla. I'll just assume so.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
depends on if there's any cops around.

In reply to this comment by lucky760:
I love that you said "nozzles" instead of "bags." Tell me, do you run red left turn arrows?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I don't know why I joined videosift. In fact, I wish I hadn't joined. I can't get away from you f*cknuts, skeezers, skags, douche-nozzles, crotch waffles, wankers, and creeps.

...on second thought, that's why I fit in so well here.

depends on if there's any cops around.

In reply to this comment by lucky760:
I love that you said "nozzles" instead of "bags." Tell me, do you run red left turn arrows?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I don't know why I joined videosift. In fact, I wish I hadn't joined. I can't get away from you f*cknuts, skeezers, skags, douche-nozzles, crotch waffles, wankers, and creeps.

...on second thought, that's why I fit in so well here.

I love that you said "nozzles" instead of "bags." Tell me, do you run red left turn arrows?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I don't know why I joined videosift. In fact, I wish I hadn't joined. I can't get away from you f*cknuts, skeezers, skags, douche-nozzles, crotch waffles, wankers, and creeps.

...on second thought, that's why I fit in so well here.

I don't know why I joined videosift. In fact, I wish I hadn't joined. I can't get away from you f*cknuts, skeezers, skags, douche-nozzles, crotch waffles, wankers, and creeps.

...on second thought, that's why I fit in so well here.

Definitely a classic:

"You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip...

Because the revolution will not be televised...

The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal...
There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts...

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay...with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion...

The revolution will not be right back after a message
About a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolutions will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.


The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live."