But seriously. Am I the only one who hears "Serve Semen"?

Side effects are runny nose, dizziness and decrease in semen.

Everything should be legal and pricy and taxy (oh yeah Obama will tax your drugs crazy). So pot consumers just think about it when the high will be finally gone.

The moral issues surrounding substance abuse is only valid when it comes to drugs harming anyone else besides the one consuming them.

Why should anyone care if you're looking for good flavours, good sensations, a pitiful slow suicide, or a dumb social status, or whatever, if not for the fact that the side effect may be harming others while doing so?
That's right, no one should.
Instead of practicing prohibition, laws should be remarkingly severe in the punition of this kind of harm.
You killed someone while drunk-driving, you're baby-sitting and the kid dies during bath time because you weren't aware? You'd know what's coming - death.
Your smoke got into the lungs of a nearby citizen? Prepare to be shocked randomly by strangers during the day. Your vodka-fueled vomit got into the pants and shoes of someone else? Expect big smelly piles of sht mixed with semen and bits of dead skin being thrown at you whenever you suspect it may happen. And so on.

Join me in a healthy orgy with tested-only sexy people?

>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon


Ew...ew...ew....ew...

That's like all my dad and step mom keep in their fridge

ew...ew...ew....ew...ew..

>> ^gwiz665:
Bookmarked for future reference.
The more you know.
>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon
things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food





It's sad but true.. Beer is also bad for taste..

Bookmarked for future reference.

The more you know.

>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon
things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food

>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.


its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon

things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food

What's black and white and red all over?

A baby covered in semen and blood, charred in a house fire while reading a newspaper. Wait, is that the right punchline? I may be mixing jokes.

I'd rather be castrated and stepped on than be carrying some guy's semen up my rectum as an insurance policy

^their semen..

Edit: Fuck, I have some growing up to do too....

My tongue hurts just from reading this

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I guess I don't see the problem with seeing two... secret sea men [who generally see the scenic scenery of the sea (such as seashells and such) as seemingly seeded with superfluous secretions and seahorse semen] in seedy scenes. After all, C is for Cookie, which is good enough for me, see?

I guess I don't see the problem with seeing two... secret sea men [who generally see the scenic scenery of the sea (such as seashells and such) as seemingly seeded with superfluous secretions and seahorse semen] in seedy scenes. After all, C is for Cookie, which is good enough for me, see?

Thanks berticus, very funny.

I'm surprised the years of semen and fecal matter haven't ruined those pictures.

Just imagine how much Marty McFly would have paid for a 266Mhz laptop in 1985! Back...to the future!

Trying to fight Moon Landing Conspiracies with logic is like trying to put out a fire in a KKK camp with semen; sure it might technically be possible, but compare to the ridiciouls amount of work you have to put in it's just not worth it. And even if you succeed who's going to thank you?

And yes, I'm sticking with that analogy, I find the image of a circle jerk full of bigots very apt in the context.

i'm having a hard time making the causal connection between porn and what sound like malicious, unsolicited sex acts. it seems like an impossible to prove or even research theory...

from my perspective, rapists or molesters seek some sort of need-fulfillment that goes beyond what can easily be provided via imagination (in the form of pornographic fantasies). at least in the porn i've ever viewed, i'm not 'treated' to seemingly vicious sex acts. most of the time it strikes me as unrealistic sex with the exaggerated 'throes of passion' and needless wacky positioning. at any rate, i'm inclined to believe that people who regularly watch porn don't go outside afterwards looking for someone to abuse and mimic the recently-viewed fantasies. in fact, i think suggesting that is just absurd.

.. the whole, 'columbine massacre was caused by video games' fallacy .. but applied to porn. i think hunter s thompson hit on this in a great tongue-in-cheek one-liner: "KNOW YOUR DOPEFIEND... his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

on a separate note, i think it's also interesting and appropriate that the same genre (burlesque dance) can elicit ranging responses. that's precisely why it is art, in the sense that modern art can often be provocative. some will say these dances empower the woman. it's her tease, it's her show, she is in control; there is no expectation of nudity like a strip club (meat market), and it would be unfair to consider the two together. on the flip side, some will say this is a degradation of her being: reduction to a 'sex object'. i mean, i hate to think of myself being reduced to one particular aspect of my personality, but this is precisely what happens when i go to work. they only care that i write code.

well, she *is* at work after all...