I'm sure you can just remember your pay periods at the Burger King. Plus, if your boss wants you to suck his dick, you should do it out of respect and love for the sport.

I miss you, where have you been trolling around at?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
A tracking mechanism. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Next time my boss gives me my paycheck I'll suck his dick, just to help me remember if it's a new one or an old one. Paycheck, that is.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I get so many messages about my upvoted comments I need to keep track to see if its a new one or an old one. It's merely a tracking mechanism. Don't get too excited...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
WTF, you upvote Siftbot's comments when he gives you a Scooby snack? What a loser.

A tracking mechanism. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Next time my boss gives me my paycheck I'll suck his dick, just to help me remember if it's a new one or an old one. Paycheck, that is.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I get so many messages about my upvoted comments I need to keep track to see if its a new one or an old one. It's merely a tracking mechanism. Don't get too excited...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
WTF, you upvote Siftbot's comments when he gives you a Scooby snack? What a loser.

I get so many messages about my upvoted comments I need to keep track to see if its a new one or an old one. It's merely a tracking mechanism. Don't get too excited...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
WTF, you upvote Siftbot's comments when he gives you a Scooby snack? What a loser.

WTF, you upvote Siftbot's comments when he gives you a Scooby snack? What a loser.

"I'm a high school teacher"

Correct. What you're not is:

1. A structural engineer specializing in skyscrapers.
2. A mathematician.
3. A Ph.D. in physics.
4. An expert in video analysis.
5. An expert in forensics.
6. An architect.
7. An expert in failure analysis.
8. The guy who designed the building in the first place.

You know who ARE all these things? The people who released the NIST report. The people who had more video than you. The people who put their hands on the steel. The people who interviewed eyewitnesses. The people who ran the labs. The people who ran repeated simulations of the collapse based on models about a million times more complex than your free software and video off the internet.

So what you, and the rest of the chowderheads in the Scooby-Doo Conspiracy Movement, are telling us is that all these people are 1. lying 2. complicit in mass murder and 3. THEY WOULDA GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR US DARNED KIDS!

Thanks for being tools for Osama, you bags of shit, now go analyze how your heads got shoved so far up your asses.

Thank you for the promote.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
*promote

>> ^Krupo:
Most cults aren't founded on morality and love.
They're founded on fear.
Religion IS love.
Thanks.

Bit of a word game there.

I think there's a difference between a cult and a religion; a religion's been around longer.

I can't think of any cults off hand that relied on fear to the extent that religion does. A cult seems to have more to do with starting something new rather than perpetuating something old.

This "Satan is everywhere" kind of thinking is pretty common among the Christian religions.

"Can we say..."

Sounds like the Simpsons scene where the expert advisor is asked whether viewers should break each other's heads open, and feast on the entrails.

HA HA HA - Stonehedge. Smooth.

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Let me correct that for you.

>> ^rougy:
*Fear.
Most cults aren't founded on morality and love.
They're founded on fear.


Religion IS love.

Thanks.


>> ^Violator99:
Man, it's hard to take anything serious that's being said about cartoons when the message is coming from what appears to be two child molesters.


"I did something unusual, I went into a toy story"... sure. Just by chance.

Yeah, +1 to your assessment

Hey, they ran this entire series all day on Halloween, I couldn't pry my kids away from it. It was good wholesome family fun hat the whole family participated in.

And this "IS" the old Scooby-Do - nothing new here,
Vincent Price died in 1993 - fifteen years ago, and this was made way before that!

these guys are Whack!

the real problem is that the owner doesn't know how to differentiate between animals. "scooby, did you have puppies?" uh, no. the cat did not have little dogs. nor did it have little rabbits. it's a cat.

Cue Sarah Palin voice:

And then one day I came home from the office, doncha know, and Scooby was hidin' out under the sofa and, also, there was blood and rabbit turds and hair and some eyeballs stuck to the shag rug. And I said, 'Scooby! Bad kitty! Bad kitty, Scooby! You made a no-no on Mommy's rug!' And ya know, he's just a rascal like that, a maverick kitty, gettin' in there and chewin' on them bunnies and reformin' their little hides.

>> ^Doc_M:
I do it for the Scooby snacks.
That and I heard that getting Gold 100 releases the secret level.


It totally does.

I do it for the Scooby snacks.

That and I heard that getting Gold 100 releases the secret level.

Natural progression of spinoffs:

The Muppets --> Muppet Babies
Scooby Doo --> A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
Tom and Jerry --> Tom and Jerry Kids
The Flintstones --> The Flintstone Kids
Beverly Hills, 90210 --> (teeny bopper) 90210
Superman --> Smallville
X-Men --> X-Men Evolution
Dumb and Dumber --> Dumb and Dumberer

My point? This is TOTALLY the Muppet Babies of the nerdgasm world.

Ahhh... the old net falls on the head trick.
Scooby would be proud.