I think this is up your alley. Kind of like how penis is up your alley.

http://videosift.com/video/Amazing-Raw-Video-Samaritans-Rescue-Pig-From-Mud

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"The response of the inmates in this case, I think, speaks volumes as to the fact that we treat these men and women ... in our facilities with a lot of respect," Previtera said.

It's like the good Samaritan story but then instead of the injured traveler thanking him he claims he was saved because how well his people treat those stinky Samaritans.

>> ^silvercord:
I wonder if this would have made the top 15 if the title had been "Good Samaritans Save Embarrassed Kid From Skatebowl?" Then it could have been humanitarian,


I don't think they're good Samaritans, I think they just wanted to get the fat fuck out so they could skate again.

I wonder if this would have made the top 15 if the title had been "Good Samaritans Save Embarrassed Kid From Skatebowl?" Then it could have been *humanitarian,

Best comment - Tymbrwulf. People are so cruel - no one wanted to help him get more beer!

I cannot imagine that guy getting more wasted, or how one could be considered a 'good samaritan' for helping him do so. Classic.

What bothers ME about this video was that no one was willing to help him. Everyone just sat back and watched him fumble around in the store. Maybe I'm the minority here, but I would help him buy the alcohol, and send him on his merry way, if not give him a ride back to his place, where he would be safe and away from the rest of the public.

What the hell happened to good Samaritans, are we a dying breed? Would you rather watch him make a spectacle of himself and possibly injure himself in the process(maybe even seriously) or help him get back to a safer environment?

I want to know how people can get their own religion so screwed up. It's bad enough to believe this stuff in the first place, but this guy actually goes against the Bible - a book he calls the inspired word of god.

There is only one reference to anything resembling imprecatory prayer in the New Testament... and it is Jesus rebuking James and John for suggesting it. (Luke 9:54-56). James and John ask Jesus if they can pray to kill some Samaritans with fire from heaven and Jesus says, "You do not know what kind of spirit you are of, for the Son of Man did not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them."

Ok, so this guy got that one wrong. What else did he get wrong? How about Romans 13:1-2: "Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves."

Ok, so this pastor sees Obama as his enemy? Jesus says in Matthew 5:43-45, "You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven."

Maybe this guy should have read his Bible...

>> ^kceaton1:
I agree, but the last question he asked seemed out of place. Maybe he should have brought up the type of car and whether that would have an impact on the prosecutor.
Or, the question for the hacksaw was related to the miracle that befell those fireman. Maybe someone used it to sever the lines? There might be a good Samaritan in that story.
/loves the onion news, a better info source
/than fox!


I'm thinking the hacksaw is to help dispose of the body...

I agree, but the last question he asked seemed out of place. Maybe he should have brought up the type of car and whether that would have an impact on the prosecutor.

Or, the question for the hacksaw was related to the miracle that befell those fireman. Maybe someone used it to sever the lines? There might be a good Samaritan in that story.

/loves the onion news, a better info source
/than fox!

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Bush & Brownie fuck up Katrina. But you're opposed to the fed. gov. disaster relief teams to help literally clean the place up?

Who else is going to do it, just some every day good samaritans?

I can think of a million scenarios where you're completely out of your mind.

Ha, yeah, I said (maybe foolishly) that the only payment I wanted was for him to pay it forward (which he was too wasted to understand the concept).
Anyway, the star point was a bit of cheer. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
That was some *quality good samaritan work.
Sorry about the shit sandwich etc

That was some *quality good samaritan work.
Sorry about the shit sandwich etc