Well, in that case, here is an MI5 whistleblower's very eloquent attempt to ruin your mood for the day. And here an artist makes secrecy visible, including rendition flights, spy satellites, the works -- very entertaining.

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^renatojj:
I like the concept, but I'd rather see a girl do that, or a kid. Imagine some kid walking by you and holding your hand?

If it was a kid I'd just have to fuck his mouth. Because I'm gonna get accused of it anyways, I would hate to be accused of something I didn't do.


...

You must be Chip.

>> ^shagen454:

WHat did he say?


"I almost got married once, but I couldn't, cuz she was sick with cancer."

>> ^fritzo9602:

I couldn't understand him either.


Learn to speak retard, retard. (In my defence, he's the one that poked fun at women's cancer.)

Your video, Chip ruins the mood, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^ponceleon:

>> ^cracanata:
Is that Jim Norton from Lucky Louie?

Yes, this is a bit he does. It's brilliant stuff. He's got videos at the comic conventions which are on par, if not better, than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.


It sounds like Opie from Opie and Anthony holding the camera. I'll be they're taking a little comic trip somewhere to perform.

>> ^cracanata:

Is that Jim Norton from Lucky Louie?


Yes, this is a bit he does. It's brilliant stuff. He's got videos at the comic conventions which are on par, if not better, than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

First off, I think almost everybody can agree that its too bad some mothers son has been killed. I wouldnt want to minimize the loss of a human life.
But he was upto some no-good and he just happened to run into someone armed. You cant compare that to the Cold war, FFS.
Its not a cold war when the bad guy breaks into your bedroom with a butcher knife! A cold war?? If the russians would have crossed the border, in the middle of the night, into the USA armed with knives...and our forces would open fire with guns, to end the cold war, this is the manner you would hate???? really???? Bullshit!

Secondly,
"I didn't conclude that it started out as a burglary. It was hypothetical. As is the assumption he was out to kill her."
The burglary was not hypothetical , its the absolute minimum that even the most crooked lawyer could argue! We'll never know what he would've done to the young mother and her child after spending 20+ mins breaching the bedroom with his hunting knife. It would be prudent to assume it would include Robbery, assualt , rape, kidnapping, murder, multiple murder, or any combination of crimes.

I'm glad you realize that this whole ordeal does not support your anti-gun argument even after you try to compare this lunatic, kicking in doors ,armed with a 12" hunting knife, to a sneak thief running off with a TV.

And finally, Dont be sorry, you didnt ruin the mood of this story, you really just pissed on your own foot trying to to turn this into a different story.
You should be happy, there are a lot of other gunplay vids that you can scream like a litle old lady about , this just isnt it. RIP to the guy who just completly wasted his life.
>> ^Jinx:
>> ^csnel3:
>> ^Jinx:
I'm trying to imagine the tone of the news story if this happened in Europe.
I think my problem with guns is they escalate the confrontation. "Fortunately" it seems she didn't give him a chance, because a chance is a risk when there is a gun involved and it doesn't matter who's hands it happens to be in. She hesitates and he overpowers her, or he pulls his own gun and is a better aim and what started out as burglary is now a murder and that kid grows up without any parents.
I can't really condemn her actions though. Just that a guy is dead, even if it was some crook.

I'm trying to imagine WTF you're talking about. The gun didnt "escalate" the situation, it difused it. Are you ignoring the fact the guy was armed with a knife? Why is your scenario based on total fantasy instead of reality? What if she didnt have a gun, and the VERY REAL, ARMED INTRUDER murdered her. How do you come to the conclusion it started out as a burglary? He was breaking down the door armed with a 12" knife! This is a very simple story of a person protecting themselves, no need to add bunch of hypothetical BS to it. I realize that you are trying to justify your "problen with guns", but, this is the WRONG story to use as an anti-gun argument.

It escalated the situation because it was difused with a gun...you know, as in somebody is dead. How is that hard to understand 0.o. I'd hate to have the Cold War difused in the same manner.
I didn't conclude that it started out as a burglary. It was hypothetical. As is the assumption he was out to kill her.
Is this a good story to support my argument? No, not really, but then stories aren't good evidence anyway. Consider that stories where a guy breaks in, steals a TV and leaves without incident don't tend to get much media coverage.
And yes, I was justifying my position. Sorry if I ruined the mood on this success story for guns.

>> ^csnel3:

>> ^Jinx:
I'm trying to imagine the tone of the news story if this happened in Europe.
I think my problem with guns is they escalate the confrontation. "Fortunately" it seems she didn't give him a chance, because a chance is a risk when there is a gun involved and it doesn't matter who's hands it happens to be in. She hesitates and he overpowers her, or he pulls his own gun and is a better aim and what started out as burglary is now a murder and that kid grows up without any parents.
I can't really condemn her actions though. Just that a guy is dead, even if it was some crook.

I'm trying to imagine WTF you're talking about. The gun didnt "escalate" the situation, it difused it. Are you ignoring the fact the guy was armed with a knife? Why is your scenario based on total fantasy instead of reality? What if she didnt have a gun, and the VERY REAL, ARMED INTRUDER murdered her. How do you come to the conclusion it started out as a burglary? He was breaking down the door armed with a 12" knife! This is a very simple story of a person protecting themselves, no need to add bunch of hypothetical BS to it. I realize that you are trying to justify your "problen with guns", but, this is the WRONG story to use as an anti-gun argument.

It escalated the situation because it was difused with a gun...you know, as in somebody is dead. How is that hard to understand 0.o. I'd hate to have the Cold War difused in the same manner.


I didn't conclude that it started out as a burglary. It was hypothetical. As is the assumption he was out to kill her.

Is this a good story to support my argument? No, not really, but then stories aren't good evidence anyway. Consider that stories where a guy breaks in, steals a TV and leaves without incident don't tend to get much media coverage.

And yes, I was justifying my position. Sorry if I ruined the mood on this success story for guns.

It's nothing to do with it being an issue with sex... it's to do with, really, when you and your partner, or just you alone, are putting some porn in the dvd player, are you really, seriously wanting to sit through plot? Good or otherwise, it's not why you're there, it's not why your watching porn.

To have some lead in to the sex, to give some context to build some sexual tension is GOOD... to pretty much STOP all sexual feeling and have some comedy/action is just ridiculous.

There's no issue with there being a great film with some great sex in it, but porn has a purpose, it's purpose is to get being hot under the collar and either rearing to do things to each other, or for a solo party to enjoy themselves more than if they had nothing to watch.

Telling a story, telling jokes, doing an action sequence are all absolutely ridiculous in that context.

And again, it's all moot if all you're going to have is the same horrible sex when it gets to that part anyway. Nothings a turnoff more for me than seeing a woman do something she doesn't seem to want to do, and the whole 'gagging on a dick', especially when done by the man holding her head onto his dick is horrible and just ruins whatever mood there was.

>> ^necrontyr:
spoco2:
I disagree about some of your points. I think that either getting real movies to include real sex or getting porn to the point where the acting really is good are both worthwhile. Sex should not be taboo, it is an awesome, hot, fun thing and showing it in movies, in all its sticky glory, should not be an issue.