Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Yeah, he was really only one of two good singers last night, and the best of all by far. I think most of them were just too nervous to sing solidly without quivering vocal chords.

Side note: I was going to add this to your Rock & Roll collective, but it's not really rock or roll, so...

the lip quiver is CLASSIC

Awesome. I can blow smoke rings but I cannot blow quivering rings of hot plasma.

Is it just my imagination, or did the african-american gentleman actually start the whole thing (as far as it getting physical, I mean). Doesn't really make him look any better than the goons who provoked him. And the Jewish guy seems a little unhinged too. And the audience is a bunch of quivering cowards. And the "non-racist" skinheads are a joke. Hell, everyone in this video sucks!