Oh nevermind all that ^, that other parody was sifted weeks ago: http://www.videosift.com/video/TV-Shopping-With-Billy-Mays-Suicide-Putty

>> ^T-man:
>> ^imstellar28:
>> ^T-man:
I don't think people are buying guns because they are afraid of what Obama might do, they are afraid of possible unrest if something were to happen to Obama.

They are buying guns in case Obama makes purchasing new firearms illegal.

You have no reason to believe Obama would—or even could—make purchasing new firearms illegal. You need to get out of the bunker more often.


I defend basic human rights (the right to pursue the means with which to defend your life, and the lives of those you care about) , and you assume I am living in a bunker? What connects the neurons in your brain, silly putty?

See, when I assumed that thinker247 doesn't have a gun, it was a very good assumption because I know that the majority of those with a gun are not going to favor gun confiscation, nor will they make jokes (which aren't funny) about it. That is a valid application of induction...you assuming I live in a bunker is not: case in point, I don't live in a bunker. Your other conclusions are a failure to understand the world as it exists.

1. There is already legislation in the works which makes it illegal to purchase new assault rifles. If they can do it for assault rifles, what is stopping them from doing it with handguns? Nothing.
2. It is illegal to conceal and carry firearms in Chicago. Explain how that works with the 2nd amendment. It doesn't, its unconstitutional and nobody cares. Obama is a Chicago senator who has openly supported gun control. His policies are already law, and have already resulted in the deaths and rape of thousands of people.

I realize you said this over a month ago, you'll have to forgive my belated response.

lol.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I wish they'd let you take home the abortion when you're done. I want to see if I can copy newspaper images with it like Silly Putty.

>> ^Crosswords:
What is that putty like substance? Some kind of frosting? Other than the initial cake base, nothing else looks particularly edible to me, just creepy.


I would think the putty like substance is marzipan. This cake is just perfect for atheists who want to express their beliefs by eating babies!

Hi guys! Kulpims, you really shouldn't have. You just turn me to putty.

The World Without Sift is a cold, dim and desolate place. I do not recommend. Thank you all for your kind wishes.

I wish they'd let you take home the abortion when you're done. I want to see if I can copy newspaper images with it like Silly Putty.

Y'know if ya use silly-putty and place a saxophone mouthpiece onna pocket trumpet you can get about 8 tones approaching some lowish dbs that don't come round too often......Thanks westy......My next Power Point is in 17 hrs....Sure someone will step up to the plate before I can.....


So......Why do you need a promote, anyhow?-The air you breathe supports your lilting glide through the microverse.......

Their minds are like putty to the power of evangelism

Putties and their willing familiars, getting the job done, according to their regularly, programmed, schedule....
http://www.videosift.com/video/Television-The-Drug-of-the-Nation

..."Breeeeeding Ignorance, and Feeeeding Radiation.."

You just did sir, with your comment, and we appreciate it, in the same way a gauge or barometer is appreciated by a forecaster....Wish we had more folks with power and balls to wield the down vote here as well, then the group would not have to suffer another cat fart or remedial, Photo-shopped masturbation/creation, and less folks who simply speak the party line-The predictable, tin-foil hat accusations from a place of limited information and no desire or concern to process any real information....Carry on, putty....
To bone up on the world of the real , might be a healthy exercise for ya all, as well as sifting some vids...or so I have been told.....


How's it feel to get choggied in the ass, eh?? Comfortable??

Yeah yeah yeah, looks are meant to deceive with regard to politics of the day. i have some friends who will vote for him based on one or two of the many carrots he's thrown out, oh yeah, and that he talks real purty....FUCK ALL...How about, nice ass, cute wife, bettter chose of suit cut than the others....WHATS YOUR RREASON??? They alll suck, and are meant to divert.
The anti-gun for the sake of peace and love, is well and good-Wrong pardigm at present,HELLLO!?- to wish them away, or give them up-
A fool sees a section of the portrait that appeals, and throws out baby with bathwater.....

Imagine a scenario whereby a nation of gun-owners, in a country whose culture and history includes and abides guns regardless of the few weak-minded simpletons who use similar above justifications for wishing them gone, is being under-minded by the few assholes in the political arena whose agendas include, but are not limited to, confiscation, incarceration, and ultimately, total control.....But wait-It is not the individual politicians, congressmen, senators, judges, etc. who work to create a situation which makes their tasks closer to being realized.....IT'S the cocksuckers who fund these insipid fucks, and influence governments and world events.

The beltway is a damaged, carcinogenic shithole, which needs a radical douche and remodel-Ol'bammy looks like just another putty....just as McPain, Clitless.....all are enemies of reason and life with their bullshit showing for all to see.....

You two need to embrace history, learn it, and know your fucking enemies......the enemies are not gun-owners, responsible or otherwise-The enemy is mind-control which speaks to the emotions, fear, and ignorance of a weak-willed populace.

Grow some balls, all you Americans and Ex-Patriots....and get this asshole off my telescreen, and stick him in room 101.....

You're very ignorant if you think that everyone has the same rights and opportunities. And degrading attitudes about women still exist today. The stereotypes that label men as rational, strong, decisive, and protective and women as emotional (irrational), submissive, weak, and nurturing are still very much alive. Just look at the top sifts of all time:
1. A very talented MAN playing the ukelele
2. Two talented BOYS' well-made lightsaber video
3. Autistic BOY being awesome at a b-ball game
4. Talented MALE robot dancer
5. Prairie Dog, generally accepted as MALE. Thus: Drama KING
6. Very clever rant about Pachebel. Again, a talented and clever MAN.
7. FINALLY, an intelligent WOMAN with integrity. But, wait! She's also very beautiful. Do you think this would be the #7 sift if she hadn't been so gorgeous? I don't think so. Listen to some of the comments:
"Plus, uhmm - she's like a hot Christiane Amanpour. But I like her integrity too."
"She's 40% Kylie Minogue and 60% Naomi Watts."
"...Plus, shes hot."
"Is there anything better than a hot, articulate, angry blonde ... I don't think so."
"Lara Logan is hot. Not only is she drop dead pretty, she is smart, she has an acerbic tongue and she tells the truth. Lately, she has been wearing tight tops with a push-up bra that really make her tits looks great. More Iraq stories, please............"
"shes hot and reaaaaaaly intelligent..."
"I want this woman to have my children."
"Lara Logan, will you marry me?"

I give major props to the guys of videosift for focusing FAR more on her integrity, intelligence, and how articulate she is. They really were very good about that. But I really, really think that a lot of those votes had everything to do with the COMBINATION of brains and looks. If this had been an ugly woman, it would not have received NEARLY as many votes, I'd bet you anything. Moving on.

8. Awesome commercial. The wind is a tall MAN doing funny things. Love this sift.
9. Drug spiders. MALE spiders (Mr. Crack Spider, etc.), Male narrator.
10. Quantum Physics narrated and explained by a MALE scientist.
11. Clever prank, talented FEMALES. (Yay!) All old/overweight women are the ones being tricked, all beautiful and young females are the tricksters. Some sample comments:
"...also, they were hot."
"Those twins could prank me in the bathroom anytime."
"Twin hot German chicks in a bathroom is guaranteed to make #1."

Again, the majority of the comments had nothing to do with the way the girls looked, but on the prank itself. Cool. Movin on.

12. Jon Stewart (MAN) being funny and clever and awesome.
13. A pretty GIRL with a great bod doing something pretty cool. Comments:

"She can spin on my escalator any day she likes."
"This is cool and I think it's pure science. For example, it would be interesting also to rub her down in various oils and see how it affects the results. Or underwear versus no underwear for example. What would happen?"
"She's a hottie."
"oh and this is *nature too because humans are part of nature.
and *sexuality because those tight jeans make her look sexy to me."
"I predict a chubby girl stuck between the glass railings of a shopping mall escalator near you."
"Indeed, perhaps she will leave a trail of freshly erected posts behind her as she spins her way from town to town."
"I suspect she already left a trail of freshly erected posts, both at the original venue and among some of the male sift viewers judging by the comments."
"Videosift seems to have an immense fondness for rotating women."
"You males are all full of bull putty. If this was a 15 year old pimply faced fella doing this it have about 20 votes and an eia tag immediately."

14. Dolphins blowing bubbles
15. Cool music video. MALE band, MALE hands.

Most people see the world through the eyes of a man and they don't even know it. Men look, women are looked upon.

Top Box-Office Movies of all time: (I'm going to point out the gender of JUST the main character (protagonist).

Titanic (1997)- As far as I can tell, not having seen the movie, the MALE/FEMALE share the main character spot.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) - Male
Shrek 2 (2004) - Male
E. T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)- Male
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) - Male
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - Male/Female?
Spider-Man (2002) - Male
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)- Male
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)- Male
Spider-Man 2 (2004) - Male
The Passion of the Christ (2004)- Male
Jurassic Park (1993) - Male
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)- Male
Finding Nemo (2003) - Male
Spider-Man 3 (2007) - Male
Forrest Gump (1994) - Male
The Lion King (1994) - Male
Shrek the Third (2007) - Male
Transformers (2007) - Male
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - Male
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) - Male
Iron Man (2008) - Male
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) - Male
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) - Male
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) - Male
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - Male
Independence Day (1996) - Male
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - Male
The Sixth Sense (1999) - Male
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) - Male
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) Male/Female
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - Male
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) - Male
Home Alone (1990) - Male
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) - Male
Meet the Fockers (2004) - Male
Shrek (2001) - Male
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) - Male
The Incredibles (2004) - Male
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) - Male

I could keep going, but I think you get the picture.

In reply to this comment by Shepppard:
Alright, this is a video of someone doing what they love.
I don't understand the controversy. Just because I watched this doesn't make me think of a woman as an object. I see her dancing, and I see her doing something she loves to do. I'm not sitting here thinking "I'd hit that so hard she'd walk funny for a week" I'm actually sitting here enjoying it because it's a dance.

People need to seriously reconsider what they want to pick fights with. Society on the whole has come to terms of equality. Black, White, Yellow, Purple, brown, male or female, everybody has equal rights and opportunities.
No race is better then the other, and same goes for the Sexes.

People don't treat women as brainless objects anymore. You can vote, you can drive, you can work, the only thing you can't do is pee standing up. People have accepted that women are NOT objects anymore, and therefore can actually watch something like this and appreciate it as art.

Because we (at least not all of us), don't have our head in the gutter anymore and can accept it.

You males are all full of bull putty. If this was a 15 year old pimply faced fella doing this it have about 20 votes and an eia tag immediately.

I love you guys

Tags for this video have been changed from 'welcome, to, videosift' to 'welcome, to, videosift, putty tat, kitty, cat, mouse, friendship, tom and jerry' - edited by swampgirl

amen, and soon enough, not without great pain and death of more innocents, the doubting Thomases, the worst putties of all, may know the whole story.....
but most folks just want to be left alone and do what they do without any thinking, just like their keepers-they taught the monkeys well, to be like them, but not, them.....