hmmm...so that's what that looks like. I can check that off of my list.

List of things to see:
Dark matter
Tahiti
Spain
the Pyramids
Stonehenge
A man rubbing a popsicle on his head through an infrared lens
A potato chip that can play Joe Satriani
An Octopuss' garden (preferably under the sea)

With his mad popsicle skillz he's safe from the Predator. And girls.

>> ^charliem:
>> ^rougy:
>> ^charliem:
Yeah, cause everyone knows that every single building is designed in exactly the same way....
Exactly! Buildings are designed to fall straight down in a pile of dust, if they're designed correctly. The one above was designed to fall over sideways.
Are you kidding ?
Sound structural engineering takes into account worst-case scenarios.
You don't want a fucking sky-scraper coming down sideways in the middle of dense down-town Manhattan.
Its public domain, go look for yourself, the WTC complex was designed to fall in on itself in the event of a catastrophic failure, to prevent what happened in this video from occurring on a MUCH LARGER SCALE.

I was going to reply much in the same way, only by saying that I thought it was in fact a stroke of genius engineering that the WTC towers fell in place instead of coming down domino style all over downtown Manhattan. In fact, I think Al-Qaeda thought for sure that the towers would topple over easily if smashed on one of their sides with enough force. But of course you don't build a couple of 400+ meters high towers out of popsicle sticks. If they knew the towers would tend to fall in on themselves, they would have tried to crash the planes on the lower levels - the way you fell a tree - to at the very least prevent the largest number of persons from evacuating (better yet: one plane on the lower levels, then some time later one on the upper levels to give it a push over). Guess they should have hired structural engineers instead of airliner pilots!

What the fuck people? This is the Internet! You're not allowed to have better-halves, spouses, partners, occasional circle jerks, rolling blackouts, tree hugging marathons, gestational periods lasting longer than seven years, green furnaces covered in spruce tree sap, Oingo Boingo ticket stubs from 1984, barbecue-flavored popsicles, blankfist's herpes, sulfur dioxide crystals, porcupine shavings, weapons of mass construction, sanitary napkins shaped like Paul Anka's flaccid penis, mummified chickens, ancient Aztec secrets of pubic hair grooming styles, Bono, testicular fortitude, or lovers!

All your relationship are belong to me!

Dude, you can use a bump key to enter just about any ones home. This is why I have a door buzzer and private protection weapons.

The trick is to defeat silent entry, if you can make the burglar trip a loud... very loud system then that burglar is history.

>> ^aspartam:
>> ^Creperum:
Burglar: "Can I borrow your keys for a second?"
Victim: "Yeah sure, you seem like a nice chap!"
Burglar: "Cool, I'll have them back to you at 6pm!"
Doesn't exactly revolutionise crime, does it?

No, its more like:
-I'm going to go to the bathroom
-Okay.[Quickly makes a copy of her keys]
Later on she gets raped in the safety of her own home, with no forced entry.

>> ^Creperum:
Burglar: "Can I borrow your keys for a second?"
Victim: "Yeah sure, you seem like a nice chap!"
Burglar: "Cool, I'll have them back to you at 6pm!"
Doesn't exactly revolutionise crime, does it?


No, its more like:
-I'm going to go to the bathroom
-Okay.[Quickly makes a copy of her keys]
Later on she gets raped in the safety of her own home, with no forced entry.

Nonsensical but upvote for popsicle animation!
*wildwestshow

This is very much like Herbert from Family Guy. "You want a popsicle?"
Eww, ewww...

*feeble voice* "You want some popsicles? I got a whole crate full of popsicles in my basement, muscly-arms. Get yo' fat ass back here!"

This is the same Senator who was so upset over dog fighting

Between cub scouts and class trips, I've been to a sugar shack three times. It was fun every time. There is no smell quite like large vats of boiling sap. It's also very cool when they pour strips of boiling sap onto the snow, and then you roll it up around a popsicle stick to make a fresh maple popsicle.

Was anyone else fairly surprised to learn that maple sugar is a source of calcium, magnesium, and potassium? It's funny because sometimes I get a craving for maple syrup and just start pouring spoonfuls, and like a lot of my favourite snacks I find out it's high in potassium. Weird. Did you guys know that any orange powder cheese coated product is usually a good source of potassium? Cheetos are friggin high in potassium!

Well, guess what, legal is legal when the sleeping masses say no....silence gives consent, and in our paradigm, the players are polished......and the apathy, served cold in every home, bar, and theater...Fuck the Dumbshits!
You folks who scream foul??? Your parents let it happen, and you cry the alternative, like Bolshevik blueprints.....this path is a mirror of the predictable recent past.

This beast has many, many heads-pointing fingers is as effective- considering the lack of information, as chasing a fly down with a Popsicle stick....

the "banning" of water boarding represents the ripping off of a band-aid, from a sucking chest wound.....

So fuck all the snide comments that will follow, about who did what and why to who......

As a registered member of the United Layman's Institute of Cognition and Knowledge Associated with Scientific Studies, or U.L.I.C.K.A.S.S. I'd have to say, this can serve as a basic explanation for those who aren't educated on a higher level on the subject of evolution. As for the Religious sector of U.L.I.C.K.A.S.S., well they'll be in the arts & crafts wing making popsicle-stick nativity scenes.

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

That's bad a popsicles TV ads.

yEAH dirt beated one to it, you get a used popsicle stick for dillygence, joe...Thanks eric, busy me to be reminded synaptically with your brain's ramblings, this was needed, and appreciated.

*takeshit