i tried a laser pointer with my dog. he sniffed the dot, realized it was fake and gave up interest. to bad really, this is much more entertaining.

Your video, Happy Dog Has A Laser Pointer On His Collar, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I keep hearing "I'm So Excited" by the Pointer Sisters.

>> ^Deano:

In a way I didn't think this was so bad - certainly has good pointers for the clueless.


Come for the pointers, stay for the rape imagery.

In a way I didn't think this was so bad - certainly has good pointers for the clueless.

>> ^Psychologic:

So if random people run onto the court during a game then it continues without pause or disruption?


If the other teams coaches and staff run onto the court just as the buzzer is about to sound and your team gets a halfway three pointer over their heads...

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fun fact: the music is by the pointer sisters.

With the imminent release of the 2010 model, I had to come back and watch this one. I didn't realize it was 7 minutes long--all music. They really chopped it back in 1985. It brought back memories with friends. Also, a hilarious comedy bit by Bette Midler on her "Mud will be FLUNG tonight"Album. It was strictly comedy with maybe two musical numbers.....but she came off a hilariously funny riff with the following..."WE are the rich....we are the famous...." I look forward to the new one.....With the Divine Miss M's background position in this '85 version and her busy schedule, the resident diva will be Barbra. We don't need the last name.......This new woman whose name out diva's all the women in the first one....Diana Ross, the Pointer Sisters, Patti Austin, Dionne Warwick, Tina Turner....I will be tuned in this Friday for the opening ceremonies for the OLYMPICS in Vancouver to see this new version. AND PLEASE REMEMBER---this money is for people who never had anything before the earthquake, and absolutely nothing now. And the saddest, the orphans. Let's help them. Buy ten copies and hand them out. I live in UTAH--have nothing to do with this organization, but we need to help. And we need to not stop in Haiti....there are so many places that are so bad we would think they set it up and then ran behind a jungle wall an hopped into a Bentley and went home.....JUST HELP

Hey man, not for nothing but, let's let the hotforwords Ruskie work on the etymology for us....(got an in with her as of now), since all the pole-polishers and nub-punchers on this site seem to want to spread their own personal form of cheer on the subject, not to mention the public masturbation sans therapy.....Dagmarrrr, don't let the site's users tell you what you already know, drop a nut and define the rules yerselfish......

Ohhh and by the by, to whomever it may be that has one opinion or the other as to whether some breasts or some penis' have any allure for one monkey or the other and wish to offer THEIR definition of what porn is or is not...again, go fuck yourselves, make a viddy, and push that shit on your own street corner..

and stop all the cursin' while yer at it...Why not let Jesus give you some pointers regarding your potty mouths, eh?

Matthew 15:11: "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

Ok, let me explain. It's become obvious by the idiotic messages you leave for me that you'd like to be a silly pest or get under my skin somehow. And you think making these little remarks of yours, about what you imagine the state of my mental health to be, etc. will bring about the desired result. (Like, perhaps you want me to get my head into a big boiling froth and lose my temper and go completely insane like gwiz does; that is, whenever I wish him to. lol)

But you're going about it all wrong, little buddy. (It's going to be hard for me to take you at all seriously while you crawl along this line of effort - remember your nickname is "UsesProzac," ie. between the two of us, you're the one with a history of mental health "issues.")

So let me give you some pointers. If you want to make me upset you'll have to post racist, classist, sexist, homophobic commentary, or material that is in some other fashion demeaning to human beings. (Actually it's not possible to make me upset, but it will be fun to watch you try.)

Best of luck, sweetheart!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
Like you would know anything about sense and making it.

In reply to this comment by qualm:
You're not making any sense.

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
..I really, honestly urge you to continue with your medications. Ginkgo biloba is not a fitting replacement for thorazine.

In reply to this comment by rebuilder:
Could you give me a pointer where that is detailed in the video? I'm not inclined to watch the entire thing right now and can't seem to find it, having skipped through a few times.

Anyhow, I'm not putting it past the US government to do some nasty shit, but this just doesn't make any sense for the reasons I've outlined before - which I notice you didn't comment on. As long as the supposed plot doesn't make any sense I'm going to require some pretty solid evidence before I believe it existed at all.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
here ya go rebuilder:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Building-the-World-Trade-Center-Towers-1811
watch this.
it is a documentary (choggie's post ironically)which it details the construction of the towers.
specifically pay attention to the architects and engineers when they discuss how the towers will react to MULTIPLE plane crashes into the tower.

Edit: actually I meant to post this in the video comments, but I guess this is good too.

i do not know the exact point in the video where the architectual engineer lays out the parameters for plane impact but i recall quite clearly that the fuel capacity and dimensions were equal to a 727 and that the towers were designed to not only absorb an impact but MULTIPLE impacts.
you should watch the film,it is very interesting and considering this engineering feat was done in the early 70's..wow.

as for the WHODUNIT scenario,
well..thats a bit more complicated and while there is a very strong circimstantial case,along with many suspicious activities concerning the federal governments role in 9/11.
there is no evidence..only conjecture.
STRONG conjecture..but that is not evidence.
so i dont take a stand on conjecture.
but i will share some of the concerns i have off the top of my head.
1.the federal governments "conspiracy theory" concerning 9/11 does not hold up under scrutiny.
2.the findings of the 9/11 commission and popular mechanics fail under scrutiny also (follow the money)
3.the physics is all wrong for the towers to have "pancaked".i know it's been 28 years since engineering school but thats too obvious.
these are just a few things that have never been fully clarified and they bother me.because we really DONT KNOW.did our government create a false flag operation?
i dont know but i do know what we are being told is bullshit.
take into consideration historical context and the economic climate at the time and a list begins to emerge.
was it al-qeada?unlikely
isreal?possible
USA?possible
a multi-national group?possible
but if you look at any one group the one things that really nags me being a former military man is that there should have been no way ANY other entity could have pulled this off without federal governments assistance.
and that means that not only did our government KNOW about 9/11 but helped precipitate it.

but there is no evidence...so while i can speculate all day and night i will not accuse.but you have to admit,it paints a disturbing picture when you look at the enormity of it all.
no one wants to admit that their own government assisted in the slaughter of thousands to push through a political agenda that included and illegal war and the theft of billions.
any way you cut it,there is something very wrong going on here.
i hope this inarticulate rant helped some rebuilder LOL.
till next time.
namaste.

Could you give me a pointer where that is detailed in the video? I'm not inclined to watch the entire thing right now and can't seem to find it, having skipped through a few times.

Anyhow, I'm not putting it past the US government to do some nasty shit, but this just doesn't make any sense for the reasons I've outlined before - which I notice you didn't comment on. As long as the supposed plot doesn't make any sense I'm going to require some pretty solid evidence before I believe it existed at all.

In reply to this comment by enoch:
here ya go rebuilder:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Building-the-World-Trade-Center-Towers-1811
watch this.
it is a documentary (choggie's post ironically)which it details the construction of the towers.
specifically pay attention to the architects and engineers when they discuss how the towers will react to MULTIPLE plane crashes into the tower.

Edit: actually I meant to post this in the video comments, but I guess this is good too.

also, NC and SC are different states/schools =)

and while I agree that he should have just made the shot, even the announcer says "wise move, missed the free throw"... really either way the chances of them making the 3 were so small... >> ^xxovercastxx:
The better strategy would have been to make the shot. Then SC would have still been up by 1 after the 3-pointer dropped.
>> ^rychan:
Is there a better strategy there for the free throw shooter? Violently spike it off the rim?

Er... right... it would be tied, I mean. >> ^ReverendTed:
>> ^xxovercastxx:
The better strategy would have been to make the shot. Then SC would have still been up by 1 after the 3-pointer dropped.
Your elementary school math teacher just felt a pang of disappointment.

(Either that, or you didn't realize that free throws are 1 point apiece.)